->I liv by myself becos Zooy is out doin movies so I liv alone.
-->'''Chapter 1: Zim's Bad Day'''

->Zim was just starin at my crossifix like WTF.
-->'''Chapter 1: Zim's Bad Day'''

->I dunno hoo Biscuty Goodness is but Gloria wasant listed as one of the charitures for some reson so I put that one instead becos it sounded cool!
-->'''Chapter 2: Lessuns of the Lord'''

->“1 day befour anyone was alife there wus a girl named Mary (but her last name wasant Sue LOL) an wen she was sleepin God came a nocked her up an the babby was… JESUS!111″ Zim o-mouthed in all the shok from this.
-->'''Chapter 2: Lessuns of the Lord'''

->“Go way Simon Cowleb no one liks u no more becos yer a sellot hoo lefted Amrican Idol for a dum ripeof.” A guy yelled.
-->'''Chapter 3: The Strangur'''

->“Dib u didant killer so u loose yur ination.” PrettyDoog said an they charged at Dip to beet him up so Dib ran way an we wased safed.
-->'''Chapter 4: Battle for Zooy'''

->“OMG STEFEN YES YUR LIKE A SIBARRIAN TIGER!111!” Zooy screemed ot an I was sooo grosed out.
-->'''Chapter 5: Christan Charity'''

->Dib o-mouthed Ghos Rider was at his hoem? “Ghost RIdder? Yur more lik a Nite Rider lol.”
-->'''Chapter 5: Christan Charity'''