->''GAWDEMMIT\\\\
Did we REALLY need another one of these fucking topics?\\\
"Drama" only happens to people retarded enough to let it happen to them. Simple as that.''
-->-- '''[=MC2=]''', a {{VideoGame/MUGEN}} user

->''"I, too, am a member [of Website/GameFAQs]. However, because of how bad the general mainstream boards are, I hang around boards of games I like, such as ''VideoGame/RType'' Final.\\\
I know that there are good people out there in Website/GameFAQs, but almost anything new you say, or if you [[FlameBait contradict popular opinion over there]], will attract the flamers first."''
-->-- '''[=JudgeSpear=]''', a ''VideoGame/MushroomKingdomFusion'' developer

->''"The only thing dumber than an argument on the Internet is the same argument in real life."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1020 #1020]]

->''"No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously."''
-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry Turns 50''

->''"Hey! Wanna see a ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' with a giant half-dislike bar?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/JonTron Jon Jafari]]''' as [[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} Arin]] makes his dislike of ''[[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTurtlesInTime Turtles in Time]]'' known

->'''Male ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'' Dancer:''' So, Checky, that's final, huh? You prefer Andrew Lippa's ''Wild Party'' to Michael John [=LaChiusa=]? Send!\\
'''Female ''Chicago'' Dancer:''' Yeah. I'm afraid so, Bruce Memblatt. I hate Michael John [=LaChiusa=]. Send!\\
'''Male ''Chicago'' Dancer:''' Oh, Checky? Send!\\
'''Female ''Chicago'' Dancer:''' Yeah? Send!\\
'''Male ''Chicago'' Dancer:''' Nobody trashes Michael John [=LaChiusa=]'s ''Wild Party'' on my Facebook. Send! Control! Alt! Delete!\\
''(the Female ''Chicago'' Dancer gets it and dies)''
-->-- ''Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway'', "All That Chat"

->''"Debates held in the Internet 'Comments' section have to make me hate all of humanity less. Here's a recap of every debate ever held in an Internet "Comment" section. Ready? 'Obama's a socialist.' 'Oh, yeah? Bush is a war criminal, fag.' 'Who are you calling a fag, faggot?' The end. And then, of course, someone chimes in with, 'Ron Paul 2012!' and they call that guy a fag. And then I can't help myself, so I type, 'Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! [[TheInternetIsForPorn This is a porn site]]!'"''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->'''Creator/StephenColbert:''' ''[on the topic of Jodie Whittaker being cast as [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]]'' Were you surprised that there was any backlash at all?\\
'''Creator/DavidTennant:''' D'you know, whenever [[TheNthDoctor the Doctor changes]] there's a backlash, because that's a character that people love, so people get ''very'' affectionate about the Doctor ''they'' knew.\\
'''Stephen Colbert:''' Was there backlash for you?\\
'''David Tennant:''' Oh, ''sure!'' They were like, "Who's- Who's the weaselly looking guy?! Who's this?! I liked [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston the last guy]]! This is not gonna work for me, I- This show is ''dead'' to me!" ''(mimes typing)'' "I resign from the internet, send!" There was a lot of that. And- and that happens every time!
-->-- ''Series/TheLateShow''

->''"Now, I find it challenging, I'm sure we all do, you know, wake up first thing in the morning and someone's like, 'Oh, hey, what's your fully formed opinion on this incredibly complex social issue that you just learned about 5 minutes ago? Quick! Type it into your phone so the rest of us can tell you to fuck off and die.'"''
-->-- '''Creator/RandyFeltface''', "Purple Privilege"
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