->''"That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!"''
-->-- '''Stinky Wizzleteats''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' ("Stimpy's Invention")

->''"224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?"''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->''"Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!"''
-->-- '''Kermit the Frog''', ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

->''"Now let the turtle and the dove,\\
Let the lion and the lamb,\\
Let the owl and wolf and ram embrace\\
Across the countryside.\\
Fur and feathers, Makin' love;\\
Paws and claws and jaws and beaks,\\
Let the song go on for weeks and weeks,\\
To bless this boy and bless this bride."''
-->-- ''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

->''"Arihiko-san, I'm a spirit. It would be best to not have such wicked thoughts..."\\
"Don't worry, it's all about gaining experience."\\
'Well, it's definitely my first time with bestiality,' I add.\\
"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"''
-->-- '''Kagetsu Tohya''', ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}''

->''"Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?"''
-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->''"Just before the stroke of midnight they have made it back to see\\
And she's donned the magic sealcoat [[SelkiesAndWereseals and become a maid selkie]]\\
They have gone into the ocean, hand in hand into the sea\\
She has gone along\\
A fair seal-bride for her selkie"''
-->-- '''Music/HeatherDale, ''The Maiden And The Selkie''

->''"[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest."''
-->-- '''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

->''"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies-awkwardness thing]]....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]]."''
-->-- '''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''"Mating between species. A pointless exercise."''
-->-- '''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"They're gonna make a snadger!"''
-->-- '''Mabel''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Fenris''': I'm an escaped slave, and an elf, living in a borrowed mansion. None of those things bother you?\\
'''Hawke''': And I'm an apostate refugee / a refugee as well as a human. Does that bother you?\\
'''Fenris''': You have me there.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->''"Every time you do it, you make the ghost of Creator/HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]]."''
-->-- '''The Internet'''

->''"Anyone that [[UnusualEuphemism has truck]] with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!"''
-->-- '''Torquemada''', ''ComicBook/NemesisTheWarlock''

->'''Human''': Hey elf, you look like a girl.\\
'''Elf''': To a human, everything must look like a girl.\\
'''Human''': What?\\
'''Elf''': Half-orcs, half-ogres...\\
'''Human''': ...shut up.\\
'''Dwarf''': Half-dragons, half-kobolds.\\
'''Human''': I said shut up!\\
'''Elf''': ...\\
'''Dwarf''': ...\\
'''Human''': ...\\
'''Elf''': Centaurs...
-->-- '''Anonymous Troper''' on ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' %% moved from the examples section

->'''Florence''': I'm trying to proceed cautiously.\\
'''Niomi''': Listen, if you've found a [[UpliftedAnimal Bowman's Wolf]] you like, go for it!\\
'''Florence''': Winston is human.\\
'''Niomi''': [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->'''Pig:''' Do zebras and lions ever marry?
->'''Zebra:''' No, Pig... it's a little difficult to maintain a relationship with someone who wants to eat you.
->'''Pig:''' We all have to make compromises.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''

->''"She really is [[UpliftedAnimal very dog-like]]. In ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'', Captain Kirk would travel to new star systems and meet [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe independently evolved women who were more human-compatible]] than this person who evolved on my home planet. She's also smart, nice, brave, and accepts me the way I am. Even if things don't go past a certain point physically, she's still someone I'd want to spend my life with and help raise her kids. Captain Kirk never had these problems. On the other hand, Captain Kirk never got this lucky."''
-->-- '''Winston''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!"''
-->-- '''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler:explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

->''"They'll say you're an animal,\\
But I say you're a mammal just like me."''
-->-- '''Ichiro''', ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers''

->''"Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?"''
-->-- '''Nathan Rabin''', [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''
-->-- '''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

->''"I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definitely not with bipeds."''
-->-- '''Starfire''', ''ComicBook/Outsiders2003'', after walking in on Shift (clone of ComicBook/{{Metamorpho}}, human turned ElementalShapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and [[spoiler:OppositeSexClone of ComicBook/{{Brainiac}} 8]]) about to have sex.

->'''Steve''': Oh, come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend.\\
''(Pan right to reveal said girlfriend is a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Dino Rhino]].)''\\
'''Jeff''': Woof!\\
'''Steve''': And we even had a baby. ''(Pan over to [[WarmUpBoss Dino-Piranha]])'' Look how big he is!\\
'''Hal''': What the hell?! How did you even do that?!\\
'''Steve''': I don't know. I was drunk and in love!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

->''"She ''is'' a cat," he thought. "That's all she is—a ''cat!''"\\
But that was not how his mind saw her—quick beyond all dreams of speed, sharp, clever, unbelievably graceful, beautiful, wordless and undemanding.\\
Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?''
-->-- '''Creator/CordwainerSmith''', ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

->'''Arthur:''' This failed romance of mine sure was a painful life-lesson. But it did show me one ESSENTIAL TRUTH: talking ducks and [[Music/{{Shakira}} Colombian pop stars]] just ain't meant to be together...
->'''Sheldon:''' A lesson so many of us fail to learn.
-->---''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}''

->''"Mice and sea lions don't mix, except perhaps in a Creator/{{Disney}} film."''
-->-- '''Brain,''' ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain''

->''"[[Series/BabylonFive G'Kar]] likes women, no matter the size...shape...species..."''
-->-- '''Creator/JMichaelStraczynski'''

->'''Eddie''': She's married to ''Roger Rabbit''?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/BettyBoop Betty]]''': Yeah, what a lucky goil.
-->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

->''"It doesn't matter if [Nadeshiko]'s slime or human. I like what I like!"''
-->-- '''Gentaro Kisaragi''', ''Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax''

->''"Turtles and cats together!? [[ActorAllusion That's not right!]]"''
-->-- '''Widow Hutchison,''' ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "The Big Question"

->''"In the tiny lifeboat, she and the alien fuck endlessly, relentlessly."''
-->-- Opening sentence of ''Spar'' by Kij Johnson.

->''"Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."''
-->-- '''Madam Vastra''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''"Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock. Let's beam down to the planet's surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program is over."''
-->-- '''Captain Jirk''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioH0POPyeEQ Stardrek]]

->"''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday he means he isn't homosexual]]. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn't a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.
-->-- '''squided''', Website/{{Tumblr}}

->''"I don't know how we'd reproduce, but we'll have a great time figuring it out!" [waggles eyebrows]''
-->-- '''Slug!Milhouse''' in '''Lisa''''s dream, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Girl Who Slept Too Little."

->'''Neolani''': "Dad…I've always kind of wondered something, I guess…without realizing it. You look so much different than the rest of us."
->'''Link''': "I would say that's true."
->'''Neolani''': "So…why did you decide to make our Domain your home? What made you choose to marry Mom instead of a Hylian girl? One that would be more like you?"
->'''Link''': "You know, Lani, even for someone like me, not everything has an answer that can easily be rationalized. When you meet the right partner in life, it just…hits you. You tend to stop seeing physical differences, and instead…you just…want to be with them all the time. I've known your mother since I was small enough to fit in her arms, and even up to today…there is no one I've ever met that has moved me more than her. The fact that she's a Zora…just becomes irrelevant."
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Offspring}}''

->What you have done is forbidden.\\
Abomination.\\
Abomination.\\
\\
He is the unclean one!\\
Foul punning thing! Go fuck a time bear and itself somewhere else!
-->--Beavers and squirrels [[ItMakesSenseInContext telling off a raccoon for sleeping with Smokey the Bear and his younger self]], ''[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/smokey-bear-terrifying-origin-story-5Bman-comics5D/ Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story]]'' by Creator/{{Seanbaby}}

->'' 'A man from Mars with a woman from Venus?' '' she thought, '' 'That never works!' ''
-->-- ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''

->'''Leela:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLXfpZ0qow Is that a hobbit over there?]]\\
'''Bender:''' Nah, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're ''making'' a hobbit.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman."''
-->--'''Meredith Quill''' to '''Ego the Living Planet''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

->''"So how about a round with the duck?"''
-->--'''Howard the Duck''' to a human woman, ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

->''"We are attuned. Our minds are in sync to a degree that was rare even among my own people. I never imagined I'd meet a human so complimentary to myself."''
-->--'''Martian Manhunter''' to '''Rose Wilson''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths''

->'''Justin:''' Why would you be interested in humans? Shouldn't you be attracted to ducks?\\
'''The Demonic Duck:''' Gee, I don't know. Shouldn't [[StraightGay you]] be attracted to women?\\
'''Justin:''' ...Touché.
-->--''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->''"A human and a J'naii? Impossible!"''
-->-- '''Worf''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Outcast"

->'''Worf:''' You are Romulan.
->'''Ba'el:''' Tokath is my father. I thought you knew that.
->'''Worf:''' How could your mother mate with a Romulan?
->'''Ba'el:''' Why shouldn't she?
->'''Worf:''' It's an obscenity.
->'''Ba'el:''' What are you saying? They love each other.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Birthright"

->''"You are turtles! April is human! Your genitalia are not compatible!"''
-->-- '''Splinter''' [[DefiedTrope bringing his turtle sons back down to reality]], ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

->'''Hitoshi-San''': So, how did you become a [[CatFolk neko girl]]?\\
'''Raku-Chan''': Huh. I was born that way. Y'know? I-I never gained it, I just... I just came with them.\\
'''Hitoshi-San''': Was your mom a cat and your dad was the... person?\\
'''Raku-Chan''': No, actually my dad was the cat. [[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker [Bizarre laugh]]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/NyanNekoSugarGirls''

->''It all started in the north-west\\
Hanging at the forest\\
Got together at some party\\
Sharp, pointy like a cactus,\\
Trying hard to act less like he's in puppy love!\\
[...]\\
Hot dog is curling all over town\\
Coyote's causing commotion long as he's around\\
Now, he's only got eyes, ears, heart for him\\
He's thinking,\\
'This love is gonna last us a long time'''
-->-- Pepper Coyote, "Long Time"

->Twilight paused for a second, speechless, then laid a reassuring hoof on Fluttershy's shoulder. "I am glad that you believe me, but I did not need to know that." Fluttershy was about to say something when Twilight added in a serious tone, "I mean it. I've hidden in those bushes. I would really rather not have known that."\\
"Oh," Fluttershy said, bringing a hoof to her mouth. "Yes, Mister Ferret and Miss Squirrel mentioned that. I didn't realize it was you. You should apologize."\\
"Apologize," Twilight repeated.\\
Fluttershy nodded. "It would only be polite. It ruined their entire evening."\\
"The evening of Mister Ferret," Twilight stated, making sure that she was getting this correct. "And Miss Squirrel?"\\
"Oh, yes," Fluttershy said, beaming. "They’re a very cute couple."\\
Twilight was reminded of Luna's earlier comment--though, she wished she hadn't been. "How does that... work?" she said, twisting her face in confusion.\\
"Very well," Fluttershy answered with honest joy. "The wedding is in June."\\
Twilight stared at her friend for a moment, trying to detect any hint that she was teasing her, and found none. "Fair enough," she declared.
-->--''Fanfic/SharingTheNight'', Chapter 15
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