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[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

->I guess I just don't know what to call you. I was thinking about "[[YouMonster monster]]", but I didn't want to insult [[{{Mon}} the cards]].
-->-- '''Yami''', ''Manga/YuGiOh'' 4kids dub, Duelist Kingdom arc.

->I can't even call him scum...he's the ''shit'' beneath it!
-->--'''Sanji''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

->Kimeramon is not the monster, Ken, you are!
-->-- '''Cody''', ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02''

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[[folder: Fan Works ]]

->"Rude. Accusing. Signs of psychological weakness. No sense of social proprietary either. Interrupted a conversation that you were not involved in. Must be raised by wolves. Wait. No. Wolves have clear ordered social structure. Insulting to wolves. Apologies. Raised by maggots then."
-->--'''Veci''', [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/9704981/chapters/21897896 A Bird and a Beast]]

->"Victarion Greyjoy, if you think you will simply be allowed to go to Pyke, then you have pease for wits. And to be honest, I am likely insulting pease with that assessment."
-->'''Hoster Tully''', ''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted''

->Each time Catelyn had found that [[TheCharmer the charm Tony was famous for]] did not work upon her and he appeared to be little more than a braying donkey demanding attention.\\
\\
'' 'A donkey would be at least useful,' '' she thought.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AManOfIron''

->"Well, I could have said you were related to a monkey's uncle. But I would be insulting the monkeys."
-->-- '''Warren Worthington''', ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

->'''Boscha:''' If you ask me he looks like a total loser!\\
'''Skara:''' That's not cool Boscha! Think of how many losers you have insulted by comparing them to this idiot!
-->-- ''Fanfic/OwlHouseAndHexsideWatchesTheOwlHouse''

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[[folder: Film -- Animation ]]

->'''Moe:''' What are you telling us? We're trapped like rats?\\
'''Russ Cargill:''' No, rats [[TooDumbToLive can't be trapped this easily]]. You're trapped like... carrots.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''

->You piece of dirt! No, I'm wrong. You're ''lower than dirt''. You're an '''''ANT'''''!
-->-- '''Hopper''', ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film -- Live-Action ]]


->'''Otto:''' Don't call me stupid!\\
'''Wanda:''' Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-->-- ''Film/AFishCalledWanda''

->"If a jackass had [[SurroundedByIdiots both your brains]], he'd be a very dumb jackass!"
-->-- '''Captain Cornelius Butt''', ''Galaxina'' (1980)

->'''Leon:''' If you couldn't stand [your family], why are you crying?\\
'''Mathilda:''' Because they killed my brother! What the hell did he do? He was four years old... I was more of a mother to him that that goddamned pig ever was.\\
'''Leon:''' Hey, don't talk like that about pigs; they're usually much nicer than people.\\
'''Mathilda:''' But they smell like shit.\\
'''Leon:''' Not true.
-->-- ''Film/TheProfessional''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature ]]


->''To say that [Rude Trevor Vargas] was an intemperate, murderous lunatic would wound the feelings of most intemperate, murderous lunatics.''
-->--''Literature/TheLiesOfLockeLamora''

->''People talk sometimes of a bestial cruelty, but that's a great injustice and insult to the beasts; [[HumansAreBastards a beast can never be so cruel as a man, so artistically cruel.]]''
-->--''Literature/TheBrothersKaramazov''

->'''Black''': [[DecadentCourt Praesi nobility has a regrettable propensity for stabbing]].\\
'''Captain''': And poisoning. And blood magic. Calling the Tower a snake pit is doing a disservice to snakes; they don't usually bite unless provoked. Some of the fuckers up there will have you killed for wearing robes that look too much like theirs.
-->-- ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

->'''David''': Ignore Ray. If I said Ray was a Neanderthal, actual Neanderthals would thaw themselves from the glaciers just to make me pay for the insult. Neanderthal man was actually quite smart.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Invasive}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Live-Action TV ]]

->''"Y'know, calling you an asshole is an insult to assholes."''
-->-- '''Grace Mallory''' to '''Billy Butcher,''' ''Series/TheBoys2019,'' [[Recap/TheBoysS03E01Payback "Payback"]]


->'''Wyatt Cenac:''' If they're not as evil as I ''think'' they are, they are STUPID. We're talkin' ''potatoes with mouths''.\\
'''John Oliver:''' Not even potatoes, Wyatt; a potato can still power a digital clock.
-->-- ''Series/TheDailyShow'', "The Parent Company Trap" (debating whether [[UsefulNotes/NewsNetworks Fox News]] is [[HanlonsRazor stupid or evil]])

->'''Harrow:''' I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.\\
'''Mal:''' And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.
-->-- ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', "Shindig"

->'''Rachel:''' Ever seen so much crap?\\
'''Chandler:''' Actually I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where Heckles Dies"

->Julia, on the other hand, is such a non-entity out here. I’m tempted to say she has a vanilla personality, but I feel like that would be doing a great disservice to the flavor vanilla. I mean, people actively seek out vanilla-flavored products. Children clamor to get a vanilla ice cream cone. Nobody is clamoring for anything Julia-flavored.
-->--'''[[Characters/SurvivorCaramoan John Cochran]]''', ''Series/{{Survivor}}''

->'''Ian Chesterton:''' You're treating us like children!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Am I? The children of ''my'' civilisation would be insulted.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E1AnUnearthlyChild An Unearthly Child]]"

->'''Diane''': Do you know the difference between you and a braying ass?\\
'''Sam''': No.\\
'''Diane''': A braying ass would.
-->-- ''Series/{{Cheers}}''

->'''Prince George:''' Last night I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire Club, and some fellow said I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey!\\
'''Blackadder:''' Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir.\\
'''Prince George:''' You're right. It is absurd.\\
'''Blackadder:''' Unless of course, [[StealthInsult it was a particularly]] ''[[StealthInsult stupid]]'' [[StealthInsult donkey]].\\
'''Prince George:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint If only I'd thought of saying that]].
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''

->'''Bailey:''' Talking to [London] is like talking to a tractor!\\
'''Zack:''' That is an insult to tractors everywhere.
-->-- ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOnDeck''

->''I would call House Republicans a clusterfuck, but a cluster implies some sense of unity. They're more like a scatterfuck. I've seen more organized groups of seagulls fighting over a potato chip.''
-->-- ''Series/LateNight with Creator/SethMeyers'', on the October 2023 House Speaker election

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Newspapers ]]

->''To call it an {{anticlimax}} would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/TheVillage2004'''s TwistEnding

->''Many of you voted for the dung beetle, the mosquito, and the leech, all of which were inevitably compared to [[SleazyPolitician Congress]]. I'm sorry but that's a low blow: Our research indicates that [[BaitAndSwitchComparison no dung beetle]] has ever accepted money from a savings-and-loan operation.''
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', on readers' choices for an Official National Insect

->''This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''

->You report in "Biden Denounces States for Lifting Orders on Masks" (front page, March 4)that the president likened the decisions to "Neanderthal thinking."\\
President Biden unfairly besmirches the Neanderthals, who were in the business of inventing tools for survival, not rejecting them.
-->-- Doyle Stevick, in a letter to ''The New York Times.''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Real Life ]]

->''"Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass."''
-->-- Creator/MarkTwain

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Stand-Up Comedy ]]

->''"I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. [[CanineCompanion Dogs are loyal]]. [[AllMenArePerverts I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/WandaSykes'''

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[[folder: Tabletop Games ]]

->I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than vipers-- but I shouldn't insult the vipers.
-->-- ''Murat, Death Speaker''; Flavour text for the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=3014 Aysen Bureaucrats]] ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' card.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games ]]

->To call you a thoughtless cur is an insult to curs.
-->--'''Tamar of Georgia''', ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}} 6''

->''"There are those who say that this man gibbers like a deranged rock ape. The rock apes will take offense at this slur."''
-->--'''Description of the "Deranged" trait''', ''VideoGame/RomeTotalWar''

->Raised as cattle? Not at all! Cattle are worth so much more to their owners. This is callous, even for [[spoiler:the Seven]].
-->-- '''Fane''', ''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''

->''"YouFool What were you thinking, charging right into an enemy's trap? Are you just a boulder that rolls down on whatever hill it's on? No, even a boulder has more sense!"''
-->-- '''Sothis''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses''

->'''Agent Fordham:''' (referring to Harold [=MacDougal=]) This man was thrown out of Yale for degeneracy.\\
'''Agent Ross:''' Which should tell you something.
-->-- ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption''

->'''Vixen:''' You won't be hurting anyone else.\\
'''Red Hood:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Heard that speech a thousand times.]]\\
'''Vixen:''' Calling you an animal is an insult to animals.
-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''

->'''Yusuke:''' I still haven't reached the state of brainwash! Can someone tell me what sort of things I said while I was in this [[BrainwashedAndCrazy condition]]? It might be worth starting with copying what I said.\\
'''Futuba:''' Marie made you call yourself an "inconsequential, dirt-poor brat".\\
'''Yusuke:''' What?! How... How could she?!\\
'''Makoto:''' Hey, it's okay. You shouldn't take what she says to heart, you know that right?\\
'''Yusuke:''' Dirt is the source of all things beautiful and nutritious. I won't allow anyone to insult it like that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5Tactica''

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[[folder: Web Animation ]]

->''It's like she isn't even from this planet. (Apologies to all aliens)''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4gYh5K-Ls Tsutsuji referring to Azami]] on ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Webcomics ]]

->'''Faye:''' I like kids alright when they're old enough to be actual ''people''. But I can't deal with the larval stage, like, at all.\\
'''Bubbles:''' Perhaps thinking of them as "larvae" is part of the problem.\\
'''Faye:''' Yeah, you're right, I'm bein' unfair. Plenty of baby bugs can take care of 'emselves just fine.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4705 "Pupating"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original ]]

->Loot boxes are gambling. Gambling in premium games you've already paid for, and it's fucking disgusting. And yes, I know it's not ''literally'' gambling, but functionally it's the same bloody thing, come on, you're giving Warner Brothers money to spin a roulette wheel for a chance to win something at the risk of getting a load of shit. Colloquially, I absolutely call it gambling, if nothing else for the fact that it further demeans and insults an economy that deserves only demeaning and insulting. But of course, those who argue that ''technically'' it's not gambling are correct.\\\
After all, gambling is subjected to scrutiny, regulation and age restriction is it not?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TXWdyrqFP8 The Jimquisition: Shadow of More Dollars]]''

->''"I am waiting on bated breath for your answer you sorry sack of lizard vomit. Oh, wait, that is demeaning to the lizard that projectile vomited all over me last week."''
--> -- '''[[http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=128289&start=125#p2935435 Alyrium Denryle]]''' during an argument regarding Prop 8, Website/StarDestroyerDotNet

->Everything you need to know about David “the Rock” Nelson as a filmmaker is summed up by the fact that he likes to bill himself as “the Creator/EdWood of the 21st Century.” Quite simply, to make that claim on one’s own behalf is to misunderstand what Wood was all about. Although his name has been a byword for lousy filmmaking since the 1980’s, when Harry and Michael Medved dubbed him the worst director of all time in their ''Golden Turkey Awards'', at no point did Wood ever ''aspire'' to such distinction. Wood made his movies to the best of his abilities, and if his abilities turned out not to be very great, it’s still no slight against the commitment and work ethic that he brought to bear in their service. ''Frankenstein Stalks'', by contrast, represents something close to the absolute minimum of effort that it would be possible to expend while still producing what technically qualifies as a feature motion picture. Someone who understood, appreciated, and respected what Ed Wood put into even his shittiest and most worthless films, and who wanted to honor his example with their own work, would have ''written a damn script''. They would have ''recruited some damn actors'', even if they were just folks from the local community theater who were willing to work for beer on their days off. And they ''sure as fuck'' wouldn’t have been content to settle for how Nelson depicted the Frankenstein monster’s ostensible reign of terror. [...]
->Everything I’ve just said is kind of beside the point, though, because this “Ed Wood of the 21st Century” business, inapt as it is, serves a practical function. It places — or at any rate, attempts to place — ''Frankenstein Stalks'' and the rest of Nelson’s work beyond the reach of critical evaluation. It gives Nelson an excuse to say, “Well ''of course'' my movies are terrible! Haven’t you heard? I’m the Ed Wood of the 21st Century!” The nickname is a bid to absolve Nelson of responsibility for putting in the kind of work needed to produce a film of any merit at all, and to make ''you'' the asshole for demanding to be engaged, impressed, or even just mildly amused. It’s dishonest and low, and it compounds the affront that ''Frankenstein Stalks'' was already committing simply by being this comprehensively bad and boring.
-->-- '''Scott "El Santo" Ashlin''' on ''[[http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankensteinstalks.htm Frankenstein Stalks]]''

->Almost to a one, the contributors pull punches and dilute the political conversation to the weakest of teas so the people in the bar and riding the elliptical trainers at the gym don't have to strain to follow the Punch and Judy of it all.\\\
What transpires during the paid contributor segments isn't journalism. It isn't politics. And it's rarely even entertaining. I'd call it the worst sort of tasteless soy filler, only that would be an insult to soy, which is nutritious.
-->-- '''Jack Shafer''', writing for '''[[http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/cnn-fired-donna-brazile-it-should-keep-going-214406 Politico]]''': "CNN Dumped Donna Brazile. It Should Keep Going."

->So, basically, saying that this game should be burned is an insult to fire.
-->-- '''Jason Sartin''', in his review of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.

->I'm tempted to compare the game to a crack dealer, because both VideoGame/{{Candy Crush|Saga}} and crack dealers get you started for free, and only start charging once you're hooked. But ultimately, I realized that the comparison is unfair to crack dealers. Crack dealers don't continue to bump up the prices as you get more addicted. That would be bad for business. But Candy Crush doesn't care.
-->-- '''Kevin Spence''' from [[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gameskinny.com/google-amp/1b054/candy-crush-represents-everything-thats-wrong-with-mobile-gaming this article of Game Skinny]]

->Don’t [[MyGirlIsNotASlut slut-shame]], sluts are fine people. They don’t deserve to be compared to such a [[TheSociopath heinous]] {{bitch|InSheepsClothing}}
-->-- A Website/{{Reddit}} comment on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyne/comments/c8h3f7/myne_the_semen_demon/ this post]][[note]]link NotSafeForWork[[/note]] about [[Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero Princess Malty/Myne]]

->everyone needs to stop calling [[spoiler:rika]] a snake!!!!!
->it’s an insult to snakes.
-->-- [[https://jove-bluh.tumblr.com/post/160225617274/mystic-production/amp This Tumblr post]], about [[WalkingSpoiler a certain]] VisualNovel/MysticMessenger character

->”These people aren’t terrorists. They’re insurgents. Their actions were not meant to indirectly sway policy by intimidating their political rivals into silence. They were meant to directly seize control of the government. Terrorism is too light a word for an occupying force claiming control of the capitol and attempting to abduct and murder the Vice President and Senate.”
-->-- '''@/TobiasDrake''' on the U. S. Capitol rioters, [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13103447000a18674100&page=14814 The General US Politics Thread]]

->''"To say [Izuku] plays Bakugou like a fiddle would be wrong, because fiddles are not easy instruments to play. He plays Bakugou more like a dollar-store kazoo."''
-->--'''[=CV12Hornet=]''' (co-author of ''Fanfic/ThisBites''), in his [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/cv12hornet-cleans-out-his-fanfiction-favorites-list-beware-of-shit-taste.40599/post-26887676 review]] of ''Fanfic/HeroClassCivilWarfare''

->'''Kevin:''' Their friendship is developing into a poor man's ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]]''.\\
'''Mike:''' Ah, there's already a poor man's ''E.T.''. It's called ''Film/MacAndMe''.\\
'''Kevin:''' Their friendship is developing into the poor man's ''Mac and Me''.
-->-- '''Podcast/{{RiffTrax}}''' on the friendship between a boy and a caveman in the movie ''Film/{{Dinosaurus}}''.


[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Video ]]

->The only reason this film is not a sack of shit is that ''actual'' sacks of shit protested that the comparison would be harmful to their image.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

->This movie is so fucking awful, that comparing it to Creator/UweBoll is an insult to Creator/UweBoll!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Film/ViolentShit''

->The worst thing about WebVideo/CinemaSins ''Everything Wrong With'' series isn't that their content is a low effort clickbait garbage fire. It's that they somehow tricked their fans and themselves into thinking that garbage fire is art. Which lowers the bar for art, and for garbage fires.
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELEAsGoP-5I Sustaining Stupidity - Why [=CinemaSins=] is Terrible]]''

->I could have taken a shit on it, but even my own shit would be offended to lay on ''this'' loathsome piece of filth!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on [[http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/705627 Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES]]

->This game doesn't even ''qualify'' as shit; it's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''

->These guys have the wit of fifth graders. And not bright ones, either.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on Music/{{LMFAO}}

->The lyrics in [[Music/MachineGunKelly “Emo Girl”]] are the kind of plastic-ass Franchise/{{Bratz}} doll bullshit that anyone who’s listened to two Music/GreenDay albums in their life could smell is fake as a mile off; I feel bad comparing this to Bratz dolls. Like, that’s not fair to the Bratz dolls.
-->-- '''WebVideo/CrashThompson''', "Worst Albums of 2022"

->You know that ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' [[Recap/SouthParkS10E4CartoonWarsPartTwo episode]] where they claim ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' is written by manatees? The manatees should be insulted!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TVTrash Rowdy C. Moore]]''', on the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode [[http://rowdyc.com/Not_All_Dogs.html "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"]]

->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellen_Winslow_II First round pick]] decides to be a fucking idiot--crashes motorcycle in parking lot. '''''(BUZZER)'''''\\
[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Gilbert First round pick]] decides to be a fucking idiot--gets into numerous confrontations with the law. '''''(BUZZER)'''''\\
First round pick decides to be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Manziel Johnny Football]]--an insult to the term "fucking idiot". '''''(AIR HORN)'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/UrinatingTree''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdZHqHzmna0 The Cleveland Browns: Professional Football's Lolcow]]

->"Let me make one thing ''perfectly clear'': this is ''not'' [[JumpingTheShark jumping the shark.]] I'll repeat that again. This is '''not''' jumping the shark. Oh, no, no, no, no. This is jumping the shark, coming back, [[GroinAttack shooting it in the ''balls,]] [[BlackComedyRape raping it]], EATING ITS FLESH, CONSUMING ITS SOUL, MOUNTING ITS HEAD ON THE WALL,'' '''''[[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!"]]'''''
-->'''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''', ''[[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E1 review]]'' of ''Film/TheNeverEndingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia''

->''"Instead, this season's main villain is Sendak, aka worst Zarkon, aka basically the Voltron equivalent of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]]. Okay wait, that's a little to mean. I'm sorry. The Voltron equivalent of [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Ronan]]-- No, that's a disservice to Ronan actually. The equivalent of the bad guy in ''Film/{{Doctor Strange|2016}}'' [Kaecilius]. No, the comments are telling me that they liked him. Dammit, you know what; He's just boring! That's it."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''', "How ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'' Crashed and Burned"

->''Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour\\
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Idubbbz}}''', "Asian Jake Paul"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation ]]

-> ''You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch''\\
''You have termites in your smile''\\
''You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch''\\
''Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''

->“You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch’em in the face, and for what? For some [[RiseOfZitboy pimply little puke]] to treat you like dirt unless you’re on a team. Well, I’m better than dirt. Well… most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I – I can’t compete with that stuff.”
-->-- '''Moe''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', “[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E12TeamHomer Team Homer]]”
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