->''"I like the idea of a '[[AppropriatedAppellation professional troll]]' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' answering letters, "Mailbag Showdown"

->'''Gunter:''' As bad as I have been in my life, Eva, you are worse, because you ''[[BitchInSheepsClothing pretend]]'' to be respectable. I am through calling you "Bitch." This is not good enough.\\
'''[[DaChief Comm. Braden]]:''' How 'bout harpy?\\
'''Gunter:''' Nyeh.\\
'''Comm. Braden:''' Shrew?\\
'''Gunter:''' Meh.\\
'''Comm. Braden:''' Succubus?♥\\
'''Gunter:''' Yes! Succubus. This implies witchcraft and the snatching of souls. You succubus.
-->--'''''BulletInTheFace'''''


->'''SelfDemonstratingArticle/TheJoker:''' How's the boy wonder? Started shaving yet?\\
'''{{ComicBook/Batman}}:''' Filthy degenerate!\\
'''Joker:''' Flattery will get you nowhere.
-->--'''''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth'''''

-> '''Drizz'l''': Only a ''fool'' would engage an enemy without knowing anything about him.
-> '''Fighter''': Which explains exactly why ''I'' did it!
-> '''Thief''': That was supposed to be taunt, wasn't it?
-> '''Black Mage''': One can only assume.
-->-- WebComic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}

->'''Vanessa''': You're not normal, Dad.
->'''Heinz''': Oh, why thank you Vanessa, you're so sweet! See what I did there? Even though I knew you meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment. ''Maddening'', isn't it?
-->-- ''PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension''

-> '''[[TheHandler Huang]]''': Disorganized? I'm not your ''ally'', you know. Don't treat me as one [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman of your own kind]].
-> '''[[IntellectualAnimal Mao]]''': (almost hissing) ''What?''
-> '''Hei''': (deadpan) Don't worry about it. We don't regard you as one of us. [[DifferentlyPoweredIndividual Contractors]] like us [[TinMan don't possess emotions]] that would make us tremble in fear like you. Fortunately enough.
-->-- ''DarkerThanBlack''

->'''Sakura:''' Sensei, ... you do realize that you're not exactly... normal, right?
->'''Recca:''' You know, the customary response to a complement where I come from is to thank the person giving it.
->'''Sakura:''' What?
->'''Recca:''' Thanks.
->'''Sakura:''' That wasn't supposed to be a compliment.
->'''Recca:''' And yet it was anyway. The term 'normal' simply means 'typical' - that is, like the majority of the population. In this case, it would mean 'like everyone else'. Since you've never been outside Konoha, you lack a frame of reference to compare me to people from other places, which makes it 'like everyone else in Konoha'... and, as you may have gathered, I don't exactly have a high opinion of the vast majority of the people here. Accordingly, the meaning of your statement was that I was not like a group of people who I despise. By most standards, that ''is'' a complement.
-->-- ''Appreciation'' by '''Aleh''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3964630/6/Appreciation "Of Gentle Sunlight and the Sahara Part 2"]]

->'''Lady Marian:''' Why, you speak treason!
->'''Sir Robin:''' Fluently.
-->-- ''Film/{{The Adventures of Robin Hood}}'' (1938)

-> '''Taco Bell patron''': What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?
-> '''John Spartan''': I don't know... thanks?
-->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan''

->'''Lockon:''' Let me ask you one question. What do you want to achieve with Exia?
->'''Setsuna:''' I'll eradicate war.
->'''Lockon:''' You won't be able if I shoot you.
->'''Setsuna:''' [[TheStoic I don't mind.]] You could do instead of me. Change this twisted world in my place. But while I'm alive I'll keep fighting. Not as Soran Ibrahim... but as Celestial Being's Gundam Meister, [[AwesomeMcCoolName Setsuna F. Seiei]].
->'''Lockon:''' Piloting a Gundam?
->'''Setsuna:''' That's right. [[CatchPhrase I am Gundam.]]
->'''Lockon:''' ''(lowers gun)'' That's so crazy, I don't want to shoot you anymore! You really are an impossible Gundam nut!
->'''Setsuna:''' ''(smiles)'' Thank you. That's a great compliment.
->''(Lockon cracks up)''
-->-- ''{{Mobile Suit Gundam 00}}''

->'''Jon''': You have many flaws, Garfield.\\
'''Garfield''': Thank you!\\
'''Jon''': [[LampshadeHanging One of them is thinking insults are compliments.]]\\
'''Garfield''': You're too kind!
-->-- ''{{Garfield}}''

->''"Though I bet [=DoctorDoom=] would take some perverse pride in knowing that he's contributing to Texas's image as a backwater filled with psychotic gun-toting xenophobes and religious fanatics who think that everyone else is a limp-wristed pussy for not getting a raging hard-on at the thought of shooting people. I'm not even sure he would consider any part of that stereotype negative."''
-->-- '''Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings''' [[DiscussedTrope discussing]] this trope

->''"[[OncePerEpisode New Rule]]: And this is for Scott Brown, repeated referring to your debate opponent as "Professor" is not a devastating zinger when she actually ''is'' a professor. It's like if Elizabeth Warren called you [[TakeThat "a failed male model" because there's a picture of you hiding your entire penis behind your wrist]]."''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->'''Cabinet Member''': YoureInsane!
->'''[[DoctorWho The Master]]''': *thumbs up*

->'''[[http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/08/26/to-the-dudebro-who-thinks-hes-insulting-me-by-calling-me-a-feminist/ John Scalzi]]:'''... after some random dudebro has attempted to insult me on the Internet by taking a photo of me in a dress that ''Iíve already posted on my own site'' and slapping the word ďfeministĒ on it, all I have to go back to is a successful career, a loving family, a circle of amazing friends and talented peers, and a social system whose systematic biases favor me in nearly all cases as a well-off straight white man. Even when I put on a dress.
->I mean, I know thatís not ''much'' compared to the ''awesome power'' of a random Internet dudebro calling me a word I donít find in the least bit insulting, but it will have to suffice. ''Somehow''.

-> '''Zexion:''' ''(following up a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech)'' Everything you love will have my dick in it!
-> '''Namine:''' I love myself.
-> ''([[BelligerentSexualTension cue awkward silence]])''
-->-- ''AnsemRetort''

-> '''Shepard:''' You said they covered all this up. How did ''you'' hear about it?
-> '''Harkin:''' I've spent twenty years working cases here on the Citadel; people on this station love to talk. Secrets are like herpes: if you've got 'em, you might as well spread 'em around.
-> '''Shepard:''' You're a pig.
-> '''Harkin:''' Just noticed that now, did you?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->'''Peaches''': There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct! ''(leaves)''
->'''Steffie''': Well, ''your'' species is going to be extinct first!
->'''Dumb Mammoth''': Haha, ''burn''!
->'''Ethan''': [[DeadpanSnarker We're the same species, genius]].
->'''Dumb Mammoth''': What...double burn!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAge'': ''Continental Drift''

->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Eridan]]:''' ''(in response to being told he has a small brain)'' You'll see ''[sic]'', a jellyfish has no thinkpan, and yet it knows exactly what to do, where to go, and how to fit the needs of its niche wonderfully. A perfect machine. Your insult means nothing to me, whale.
-->-- An ''[[http://the-piano-writer.tumblr.com/post/86003767705/i-went-on-msparp-as-the-critical-whale-and-ran msparp chat]]''

->'''User:''' Man you are SO stupid - I hope you never have children you inconsiderate piece of trash! What woman would ever want to get in bed with you?!
->'''User 2:''' Seeing as I am an uninterested asexual who happens to be infertile (Ergo making you ableist for saying that) then it seems you have your wish.
-->-- A heated {{Tumblr}} exchange.

->'''Alternate Cindy''': You can't do that! It's... it's...\\
'''Hippolyte''': It's ''Evil''. Congratulations, little girl: you've just met your first supervillain.\\
'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Alternate George]]]]''': Oh, coming from [[VillainProtagonist such a specialist as yourself]], I'll take this as a compliment, thanks.
-->--''Series/FlandersCompany''
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