->"First mistake: Never tell [[ThirdPersonPerson Galasso]] what to do. Second mistake: Never presume a man does not have ''ninjas'' at his disposal."
-->-- '''Galasso''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'', to an armed gunman

-->'''Roy''': "There were no ninjas in Rumplestiltskin!"\\
'''Orson and Wade''': "There are now!"\\
-- ''[[GarfieldAndFriends U.S. Acres]]'', "The Name Game"

-> '''Ethan''': We haven't seen Rick in weeks.
-> '''Ninja Rick''': That is because all ninja master the dark art of invisibility.
-> '''Robin''': Being alone in your apartment and catching up on Naruto doesn't cut it, Rick.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->"What a terrible world we live in where ninjutsu can't solve all our problems..."
-->-- ''Videogame/{{DeathSpank}}''

->"As of the 2009 movie, Sulu's totally a ninja. You just can't get cooler than ninja."
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6284990/1/25_Reasons_Star_Trek_is_Cooler_than_Twilight 25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight]]''

-> Hide in '''shadows''' and '''darkness'''. Use '''ninja''' skills on your mission. You're a '''''ninja'''''! '''''A NINJA!''''' '''Cool'''...
-->-- Ninja Kirby's FlavorText, ''[[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Kirby Super Star Ultra]]''

->"Whoa. ''Kamikaze?'' I'm more like a ninja!"
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->"I'm Live Wire; this is one sassy ninja you don't wanna tangle with!"
-->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Super Zeroes"
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