->''In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/{{Piranha}}'' (1978)

->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' episode ''Treehouse of Horror''
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