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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

-> '''Maximilien''': You and Albert were the closest friends, even when you were young children, weren't you? \\
'''Franz''': Yeah. \\
'''Maximilien''': Mademoiselle Valentine told me all about it. She told me that she's always been jealous of how close you two are, and how she wishes she had the same thing in her life. \\
'''Franz''': It's just because we've known each other for so long. \\
'''Maximilien''': You know, I don't think it's just because you're old friends. \\
'''Franz''': Huh? \\
'''Maximilien''': I somehow... get the distinct impression that you share a special bond that no one else can understand. \\
'''Franz''': Speaking of sharing special bonds, how long have you desired Valentine? \\
'''Maximilien''': Well, that's a rather awkward question to be asked by her fiancé. \\
'''Franz''': Oh. Of course, you're right. I'm sorry. \\
'''Maximilien''': No. Don't be. I'm the one who's at fault here. \\
'''Franz''': But... if you truly love her, then that should be all that matters. \\
'''Maximilien''': There you go, saying such irresponsible things yet again... \\
'''Franz''': Irresponsible? Well... I suppose it is. \\
'''Maximilien''': This is all very strange to me, Franz. Why is it that you can't love Mademoiselle Valentine? She is your fiancée. \\
'''Franz''': Yeah, and what about you? Will you stop loving her just because you can't marry her? \\
'''Maximilien''': Well, I, ah... \\
'''Franz''': You can't, can you? You can't simply fall out of love. Even if the relationship is such that you can't marry the person, no matter what you desire. \\
'''Maximilien''': Are you saying that you harbor a hopeless love for someone, too? \\
'''Franz''': Getting married isn't necessarily the only way to bring the person happiness. Don't you think? \\
'''Maximilien''': I hadn't thought of that... Maybe you're right about that, Franz. \\
'''Franz''': Valentine's found herself a great guy.
-->--''Anime/{{Gankutsuou}}''

->'''Kishibe''': I love you...\\
'''Quanxi''': I realized something recently... I.. I think... I love women...\\
'''Kishibe''': I know...
-->--''Manga/ChainsawMan''


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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Renee Montoya:''' Harvey, ''you'' outed me! I'm gay! I'm a dyke, a lesbian, I like girls! Didn't you look at the picture before you started sending it around?
->'''Harvey Dent / [[ComicBook/TwoFace Two-Face]]:''' Yeah, I know all that. I don't see what that has to do with us. Renee, you have nothing to go back to. I made certain of that. You're staying with me, now. And I can make you whole.
-->--''ComicBook/GothamCentral''

->'''Nico:''' [[AlmostKiss What are you doing?]]
->'''Karolina:''' I'm so sorry. Am...am I moving too fast?
->'''Nico:''' Yes! No! I mean, you shouldn't be moving in that direction ''at all''!
->'''Karolina:''' But after Alex, you...you said you were done with boys forever.
->'''Nico:''' I am! But that doesn't mean I'm suddenly into...Wait, ''you're'' into girls?
->'''Karolina:''' Yes? Well, not all of them. Aren't you?
->'''Nico:''' No! [[AmbiguouslyBi I...I don't think so.]] I just want to be alone right now, okay? I don't understand this need for people to automatically have to ''pair up'' with someone, that's all.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''

->'''Jughead''': I don't ''go'' on dates, Sabrina. I don't like people that way, you know? And when you asked me out, I didn't realize it ''was'' a date until it was too late.
->'''Sabrina''': ...Oh.
->'''Jughead''': I should've explained the situation, but instead I went along with it and kept... You know, trying to escape. And that wasn't fair to you, and I'm sorry. My judgement was clouded by the fact that, on some primal and fundamental level, all I really want to do is hang out with a giant talking hamburger. And I know that about myself now. And I accept it gladly.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComics2015''

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[[folder:Fan Works]]

-> She wears my clothes sometimes. I dress her up so she can go on dates with a boy. Only Himeko could be so oblivious to the fact that he's smitten with her, even though she's smitten with him too. She likes boys, and they like her. They look at her and see a girl to marry, a girl to cook and clean for them while they stay late at work, sleeping with their secretaries. She likes girls too, but not in that way. Not like I like girls. Not like I love her.
-->-- '''Chikane''', narrating ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/231855?view_adult=true Please Don't Scream]]'', a ''Manga/DestinyOfTheShrineMaiden'' fic [[note]]She's wrong, by the way.[[/note]]

->'''Brock''': "Who was that?" Your boyfriend?\\
'''Erika''': "Oh, of course not. That was Sabrina."\\
'''Brock''': "Sabrina! You mean, you-"\\
'''Erika''': "Yes, I am a lesbian. Didn't you already know that?"
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6559149/1/It-s-a-Trap It's a Trap]]''

->''Too bad she prefers blokes!''
-->-- '''Old Lady''', ''Fanfic/TheNightmareHouse''

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[[folder:Film -- Animation]]

->'''Courtney:''' So, I was thinking, maybe we could catch a movie sometime. Nothing scary.\\
'''[[StraightGay Mitch]]:''' That sounds great, [[AccidentalMisnaming Cathy]]. You know, you're gonna love my boyfriend. He's, like, a total ChickFlick nut.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman''

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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->'''Conchita''': I'm sorry, I want to sleep with [[CampGay Mr. Humphries]]. He will make me happy.
->'''Miss Brahms''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you'll be lucky]].
-->-- ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''

->'''Holden:''' I love you.
->'''Alyssa:''' ''(beat)'' You love me.
->'''Holden:''' I love you. [[JustFriends And not, not in a friendly way]], [[BetterAsFriends although I think we're great friends]]. And not [[PuppyLove in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way]], although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. [[ForbiddenFruit And it's not because you're unattainable]]. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But—I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. [[LongingLook I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't—I can't look into your eyes without feeling that—that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels]]. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know, this will probably queer our friendship—no pun intended—but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But, God, I just—I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down]]. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, [[LoveRevelationEpiphany then that means you feel something, too]]. And all I ask, please, is that you just—you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which—while I do appreciate it—I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
->'''Alyssa:''' ''(leaves)''
->'''Holden:''' Oh shit. Was it something I said?
-->-- ''Film/ChasingAmy''

->'''Alyssa:''' Get back in the car and get the hell out of here!
->'''Holden:''' Aren't you at least, going to comment?
->'''Alyssa:''' Here's my comment: fuck you!
->'''Holden:''' Why?
->'''Alyssa:''' That was so unfair! You know how unfair that was!
->'''Holden:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint What, it's unfair that I'm in love with you?]]
->'''Alyssa:''' No, it's unfortunate that you're in love with me. It's unfair that you felt the fucking need to unburden your soul about it! Do you remember for one fucking second who I am?!
->'''Holden:''' So? I mean, you know, people change.
->'''Alyssa:''' Oh, it's that simple? You fall in love with me and want a romantic relationship, nothing changes for you! With the exception of feeling hunky-dory all the time, but what about me, Holden?! It's not that simple! I just can't get into a relationship with you without throwing my whole fucking world into upheaval!
->'''Holden:''' Alyssa, that's every relationship! There's always going to be a period of adjustment.
->'''Alyssa:''' "Period of adjustment"?!? ''(hitting him)'' THERE'S NO PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT, HOLDEN! I AM FUCKING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! [[CureYourGays AND YOU ASSUME THAT I CAN JUST TURN THAT AROUND]] [[EntitledToHaveYou JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING CRUSH?!]] ''(music stops)''
->'''Holden:''' If this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.
->'''Alyssa:''' Go home, Holden. ''(walks away)''
-->-- ''Film/ChasingAmy''

->'''Emily Montgomery:''' Is everybody gay? Is this a ''Twilight Zone''?!
-->-- ''Film/InAndOut''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''[[CampGay Kurt:]]''' [[LackOfEmpathy You should be thanking me.]] All I did was to make you realize that your school-girl fantasy of running off with Finn was nothing more than a fairy-tale.
->'''Rachel:''' ...''(Realizing)'' You like him. That is what this is. And you were just trying to eliminate the competition.
->'''Kurt:''' I was just helping him understand that you are not a viable second choice!
->'''Rachel:''' You think ''I'' am living in a fairy-tale?! If I was second, or fiftieth, I would still be ahead of you, because I am a ''girl!''
-->--''Series/{{Glee}}''

->''Blaine is the first of many men you'll date who will turn out to be the most flaming of homosexuals!''
-->--'''Kurt''' to Rachel, ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->''That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien.''
-->-- '''The Doctor''' flipping through a magazine, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Rose"

->''Fella in Livingstone went sweet on me. Finnish fella from Finland, hardly spoke fucking English. Brought me flowers and some dry food they like there. And, uh, one night, he takes my arm and he starts in and he, uh, whispers in his Finland accent, "[[LadyLooksLikeADude I want to suck your cock!]]"''
-->--'''[[TheLadette Calamity Jane]]''', ''Series/{{Deadwood}}''

->''Let me see what you wrote about yourself. Doctor of paleontology, two kids...wait a second, you split with Carol because you had "different interests"? I think you split with Carol because you had one ''very similar'' interest.''
-->--'''Chandler''' to '''Ross''', ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->''"I don't wanna be the gay girl that asks out the straight girl! That's such a trope."''
-->-- '''Elena''', ''Series/OneDayAtATime2017''

->'''Bo:''' I just...''love'' a man in uniform...\\
'''Security Guard:''' ''(fake CampGay voice)'' Honey, me too!
-->-- ''Series/LostGirl''

->'''Grace:''' When you and I broke up it was for different reasons. I wanted to raise the kids Jewish, you wanted to sleep with men.\\
'''Will:''' I do enjoy that.
-->-- ''Series/WillAndGrace''

->'''Hugh''': "Uh... you do realise he's gay, right?"
->'''Georgiou''': "Don't be so binary-- in ''my'' universe, Stamets was bisexual!"
->'''Stamets''': "Well, in this universe, I'm gay! And so is he!"
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDiscovery''

->'''Abby Perkins''': “I like men.”\\
'''C.J. Lamb''': “So do I.”\\
'''Abby Perkins''': “Oh? So that means you’re… uh…”\\
'''C.J. Lamb''': “[[UnusualEuphemism Flexible?]]”\\
'''Abby Perkins''' : “I see.”
-->-- ''Series/LALaw'', episode "Three's A Crowd"


->'''Betty:''' After thinking about it, I realized this has been the problem with us the whole time. Kevin likes ''boys''.
-->-- ''Series/{{Riverdale}}'', episode "Love & Marriage"

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[[folder:Music]]

->''She got that smile''
->''And that body is to die for''
->''One of a kind''
->''And that's why it makes me cry''

->'''Cause I found a girl''
->''Who's in love with a girl''
->''She said that she tried''
->''But she's not into guys''
-->--"I Found A Girl", Music/TheVamps

->''I long for you to hold me like your boyfriend does''
->''And though my dream is slowly fading''
->''I want to be the object of your passion''
->''But it's hopeless''
-->--"Malchik Gay", Music/{{TATU}}

->''I'm dumb, she's a lesbian,''
->''I thought I had found the one''
->''...''
->''Everyone's a little queer -''
->''Why can't she be a little straight?''
-->-- "Pink Triangle", Music/{{Weezer}}

->'''Tell you in my arms is where you belong''
->''But I know that you can't change someone''
->''So I'll just leave you alone''
->''Although I wish you liked...''
->''Girls, girls, girls''
->''I wish you liked girls, girls, girls''
->''Girls like me''
-->"I Wish You Liked Girls", Music/AbbeyGlover

->I like you girl, but you don't seem excited
->Since she walked in where has your mind been?
->You're talking to me, but thinking 'bout her
->Your secret is safe-- I won't say a word
-->-- "She Likes Girls", Music/MetroStation

->But does he really know me?
->Do I really know him?
->I should have noticed it before (it wasn't noticeable before)
->My girlfriends said they saw before him looking at the boys
->He likes a boy in uniform
->-- "I Like a Boy in Uniform", The Pippettes

->''Never want the *** that's in my league''
->'' I only want the ones I envy, I envy!''
-->--"Montero (Call Me By Your Name)", Music/LilNasX

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Fem Shepard:''' Hey. What's happening?
->'''[[GenderBlenderName Jack:]]''' You got a lot of questions, hasn't you?
->'''Fem Shepard:''' I miss your friendly nature when you're not around.
->'''Jack:''' I've been thinking. We have seen a lot of shit together you and I. And you always come down to talk to me. It's just... I'm not really a "Girls Club Type"-person. I like you, alright? That's a good place to stop.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Kung Jin:''' You face a Shaolin.
->'''Tanya:''' Quite a handsome Shaolin.
->'''Kung Jin:''' Barking up the wrong tree, sister.
-->--StraightGay Kung Jin resists Tanya's manipulative FemmeFatale charms, ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]

->'''[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} Alastor]]:''' And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
->'''[[CampGay Angel Dust]]:''' I can suck your dick.
->'''Alastor:''' [[HaHaHaNo HA! No]].
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''

->'''[[CasanovaWannabe Neptune]]:''' Oh. I didn't know Ilia was gonna be here. I'll, uh, I'll give you two a moment. ''(to Ilia)'' Hey. Almost didn't see you there. 'Cause, you know, the camouflage.\\
'''Blake:''' Wrong tree.\\
'''Sun:''' He'll figure it out.
-->--''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->''Love you. Miss you. Wish you weren't queer.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld''

->''Have you ever considered dating an ''actual'' lesbian?''
-->--'''Robin Desanto''' to '''[[MeaningfulName Leslie Bean]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->'''Russ:''' I'm basically a lesbian in a man's body.
->'''Saffron:''' What????
->[...]
->'''Russ:''' Well, every girl I like turns out to be a lesbian.
->'''Saffron:''' Said no lesbian. Ever. In the history of the universe.
-->-- ''Webcomic/MeatyYogurt''

->''Go away, you brutes! I'm here to date'' '''''women''''' ''!''
-->-- '''Thaddeus Euphemism''', ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]

->'''Man with Boyfriend''': We're not even gay!\\
'''Man with Girlfriend''': And we both are.
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T43jQQzm0qo GiveUpAndSettle.com]], a parody of dating sites, by ''Creator/{{Nigahiga}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''Meg, I can't just do stuff with a guy. I like'' '''''girls'''''!
-->-- Chris Griffin, after learning that the guy that Meg has a crush on is gay and is attracted to Chris, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Real Life]]
-> People thought Camila and I were like into each other, and that made me so uncomfortable. Like disgustingly uncomfortable because I was queer, but she was not, and it made me feel like a predator because of the types of clips people would put together and the types of stories people would write.
-->-- '''Lauren Jauregui''', on being shipped with bandmate Camila Cabello.
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