->''"Is this the first time a title has been remade, instead of a movie? ''And God Created Woman'' shares little with the 1956 Brigitte Bardot movie except for its name..."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''"More alarm bells start to ring when you boot up a game called "''[[Franchise/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark]]''" and the first three options on the title menu are'' “HOST GAME”'','' “JOIN SERVER”'', followed grudgingly by ''“[---single player---]”'' thrown out like a chicken bone from the feasting table.\\\
I guess we’re'' '''co-op multiplayer''' ''now. They fucked up the "Dark" thing in the last ''Alone in the Dark'' by [[StuffBlowingUp setting the whole game on fire]] so now they’re fucking up the "Alone" part instead!"''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''Alone in the Dark: Illumination''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"They ''are'' adaptations, just not in the literal, pedestrian sense. I adapt essence. I've been told that ''{{Theatre/Othello}}'' is a moorish captain, but in my mind he's a magical talking cello with a lisp. Who is right? ''Is'' there a right? For that matter, is there a ''left''?"''
-->-- [[DresdenCodak "D.H" Ron Awning]] on '''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2010/06/03/dark-science-01/ The Collected Works of Shakespeare: The Movie]]'''

->'''Matt:''' Can we talk about how Judge Dredd at this point is totally indistinguishable from, say, the lead character from ''Film/DemolitionMan'' or Rex Cliffhanger, which I think was the ''{{Film/Cliffhanger}}'' guy’s name? Everything that makes him Dredd, by appearance, is gone now.\\
'''Chris:''' It’s basically just ''{{Film/Cobra}} 2'' now.
-->--Matt Wilson and Chris Sims [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-judge-dredd-1995-part-two/ on]] ''Film/JudgeDredd'' (1995)

->''"''[[StevenSeagal The Patriot]] ''is “based” on the book ''The Last Canadian.'' I use quotes on ''based'' because it is based on the book in the same way ''{{Film/Transformers}}'' is based on ''LesMiserables.''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/the-patriot/ on]] ''The Patriot'' (1998)

->''"It's difficult to write a review about ''Dragonball Evolution'' without comparing it to its source material, mostly because ''Dragonball Evolution'' is to ''Dragonball'' and ''Dragonball Z'' what fish sticks are to chocolate."''
-->-- '''slowzombie's''' ''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/reviews.php?target_group=Film&target_title=Dragonballevolution Review]] on Film/DragonballEvolution''

->''"If I painted my asshole pink and stuck a star earring in it, it would be more like ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'' than this damn movie."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/12/its-worse-than-i-thought/ Michael K.]]''', "It's Worse Than I Thought"

->''"''[[Film/FantasticFour2015 Fantastic Four]]'' plays Doom as an anti-authoritarian hacker, which seems like a rather strange choice when dealing with a character famed for his own authoritarian dictatorship. (It also puts Doom in the curious position of [[DesignatedVillain being right for most of the film]].)"''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/08/06/non-review-review-fantastic-four/ Darren Mooney]]'''

->''"Judging from the title and David Hasselhoff's fondness for not trying too hard, you'd think this show would be ''{{Series/Baywatch}}'', [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin at night]]. Instead they took the extra step and made it ''Baywatch'', only in a detective agency solving beach cases. But if you watch it [[JiggleShow in slow motion]] with the brightness turned down, yeah, it's ''Baywatch'', at night."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article/242_6-tv-shows-that-completely-lost-their-shit/#ixzz2c61jSYiv Baywatch Nights]]''

->''"Mikhail Mxyzptlk...This is where things began to go off the rails, and in retrospect, it's where the show stopped being about Clark's journey and started being [[SoOkayItsAverage a very dull drama]] that survived because people like you, and ME, yes, me, I am guilty as well, watched it in order to see if Mikhail was, indeed, like the Mxy we know and love.\\\
[[YankTheDogsChain He was not.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale1 Neal Bailey]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->'''David:''' So in one episode, they managed to turn [[ComicBook/BlueBeetle Jaime Reyes]] into a [[{{Wangst}} complete wuss]], Ted Kord into [[ArmsDealer Dick Cheney]], and Dan Garrett into a random soldier who ended up [[SociopathicSoldier going rabid]]. And ComicBook/BoosterGold into a gloryhound who actually wants to [[KillAndReplace take away from other peoples’ success]].\\
'''Chris:''' Hey, at least it had the names you recognize from stuff you like!
-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-18-booster/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Booster")

->''"Every single word in this title is a lie. There are no teenagers, no mutants, no ninjas, and no turtles. Well, there actually be may turtles -- [[GraphicsInducedSuperDeformed it's hard to tell]]."''
-->-- '''Website/HardcoreGaming101''', on the Vietnamese bootleg iOS game ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''

->''"Hey, wait. You know what would have made it even more of a ''Film/WaynesWorld'' game? If you controlled a big hand. Both Wayne and Garth have hands. And faces too. Wait! They also both wear blue jeans, so you could control a pair of jeans that has to infiltrate a face warehouse to get their hands back! And if you collected the letters that spelled, "SCHWING," your pants would get a hard-on for a bonus 2000 "Party On!" Points. That would be a better game and keep in mind, I have no formal video game training."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm The 10 Worst Ideas to Make Nintendo Games About]]"


[[folder:Web Video]]

->''"So, Matthrew Broderick's wife SarahJessicaParker emerges from the water and starts smashing New York City, [-and then wacky hijinks happen with characters from {{Series/Friends}},-] [--and then, um, they discover that Godzilla has made [[Film/JurassicPark small velociraptor eggs]] in Madison Square Garden,--] [---and they have a wacky scene where they---] [----mumble mumble----]."''
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' on ''[[{{Film/Godzilla1998}} Godzilla]]'' (1998)

->''I'm starting to acquire [[ThisIsGonnaSuck a foreboding sense of grief]]\\
For this increasingly-uncomfortable game they're calling "''{{VideoGame/Thief|2014}}''"\\
I'm after sprawling levels and organic thieving stunts\\
[[GameplayAndStorySegregation Not cutscenes and pre-animated moves]] beloved by cunts\\
Is this another stealing of a once-familiar name\\
To keep afloat the sinking ship of next-gen console games?\\
You've broken in and stolen one more thing that I adore\\
Well, call it what you like, but it'll never be ''Thief 4
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', "[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/7301-The-Quest-Not-Taken Theft 4 Dead]]"

->''"''(sniffs the air)'' H-hey, you guys smell that? ''(sniffs cartridge)'' Smells like something that starts with a "b". ''(sniff)'' And ends in "--trayal.""''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

->''Seriously, aside from all the names... is ANYTHING about this movie like [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros the video game series that inspired it]]?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/CinemaSins''' on ''Film/SuperMarioBros''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Lois:''' There is no ''[[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins talking penguin]]'' in ''Theatre/TheKingAndI''!\\
'''Peter:''' There is in ''Peter Griffin Presents: The King and I''!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Bart Simpson''': Creator/AlanMoore! You wrote my favorite issues of ''Radioactive Man''!\\
'''Alan Moore''': Oh really? So you like that I made your favorite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's ''not'' radioactive?
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'''