->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow ]]
->[[color:#e00707:TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves ]]
->[[color:#000056:CT: D --> Yes]]
-->-- '''''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''''

->"I would remind you that [Yuna's] current protectors are armed with a volley ball and a stuffed animal."
-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on '''''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'''''

->Put down the shotgun. Pick up a dolphin!!
-->-- ''PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare''

-> '''Edward Van Helgen:''' Choose your [dueling] weapon.
-> '''Guybrush:''' I choose the banjo.
-> '''Edward Van Helgen:''' I accept.
-> '''Guybrush:''' ...You do?
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland''

-> I'm not usually one for bragging, but some things just have to be made known: I just stabbed someone with hot mashed potatoes. Bow taken.
-->-- [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Johnny C.]]'s Twitter

-> Roxas, that's a stick.
-->-- '''Xion, VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'''

->''"Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am not afraid to use them!"''
-->-- '''Heather,''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama Revenge of the Island,]]'' "Up, Up And Away In My Pitiful Balloon"

->'''Juan:''' "What are you doing with that?" \\
'''Michael:''' "I'm gonna fight them off."
->'''Juan:''' "With a hand towel?!" \\
'''Michael:''' "Why? Do you have a gun?"
-->'''''Series/BurnNotice'''''

->"This umbrella works wonders for murdering"
-->-- '''Kirby''', ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire''

->"Look out for the French bread!"
-->-- '''Bouncer Beagle''', ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 7''
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