->''“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”''
-->--'''WinstonChurchill'''
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!!!Fiction
->''My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.''
-->-- ''EvilOverlordList'', Item no. 56

->''"[[LampshadeHanging You can shoot them all day and not hit with aim like that!]]"''
-->-- '''Scarlet''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''

->'''Cleveland:''' They're shooting at us!
->'''Peter:''' Good thing bad guys have such terrible shots!
->'''Guard:''' ''(shooting in random directions)'' Man, these guys are elusive!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Cool Hand Peter"

->'''Brigadier:''' No casualties?\\
'''Turner:''' No, sir. All well. Fortunately Vaughn's jackboots couldn't... couldn't shoot a flying elephant.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"

->''"I don't know what all the fuss is about. [[TemptingFate Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy]]."''
-->-- '''Marvin''', ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!"''
-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''"And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."''
-->-- '''Obi-Wan Kenobi''' ([[CrazyEnoughToWork making one of the most inaccurate accurate deductions]] [[Franchise/StarWars in the history of the Star Wars universe]]) in ''StarWarsANewHope''

->''Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in the universe.''
-->-- [[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book

->''"I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind of misses."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]]''', ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"The great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target."''
-->-- '''James May''', ''Series/TopGear''

->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' Have we ever hit anyone with these guns?\\
'''Stormtrooper 2:''' I hit a bird once.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Something Something Something Dark Side"

->''A fierce battle follows, during which about 1 in 10 shots fired actually hits something.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.kotorfanmedia.net/node/1593 Yet Another KotOR Parody]]''

->'''Lister:''' Why don't we meet anyone nice?\\
'''Cat:''' Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Quarantine"

->''"You missed! How could you miss?! He was '''three feet''' in front of you!"''
-->-- '''Mushu''' (to '''Mulan''', [[spoiler:who hit [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt exactly what she aimed at]]]], ''Disney/{{Mulan}}''

->'''Lucky Luke:''' (''a shot misses him and hits a cow'') It's a shame to be such a lousy shot.\\
'''Jolly Jumper:''' You'll not hear me complain.
-->-- ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'', ''The Rivals of Painful Gulch''

->''"Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you."''
-->-- '''Little Bill Daggett''', ''Film/{{Unforgiven}}''

->'''Go-To-Guy:''' You realise we weren't trying to kill you. We were only trying to scare you into surrendering.
->'''Smith:''' Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
-->-- '''Film/ShootEmUp'''

->''You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible''
->''You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die''
->''We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass''
->''By building him an army of guys''
->''So terrible''
->''am I!''
-->-- "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh0l00Y1760 Expendable]]''", '''{{Music/Voltaire}}'''

!!!On works
->''"So is there a Decepticon school where they teach you how to '''miss?'''"''
-->-- '''Swoop''', ''[[Franchise/TransformersAlignedUniverse Rage of the Dinobots]]''

->''"You know, they shouldn't have set their [[Franchise/StarTrek phasers]] to 'miss'."''
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 '', riffing on ''Film/SpaceMutiny''

->'''C-3PO:''' Oh no! Chewie, they're behind you!\\
'''Bill Corbet:''' And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again '''might''', actually do some damage... [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
-->-- ''{{Rifftrax}}'' of ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->''"When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, 'No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]'"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''Film/QuantumOfSolace''

->'''David''': Joker basically waits for Dent’s prison convoy to end up in a tunnel, and then starts shooting it with automatic weapons, then a big ol’ shotgun, and then a straight-up press-9-in-[[VideoGame/HalfLife Half-Life]] rocket launcher. He blows up basically every police car in the convoy other than Dent’s truck, because [[SpeedRacer Racer X]] is an amazing driver.\\
'''Chris:''' (Secretly unknown to Speed, Jim Gordon is actually his brother Rex!)
-->--'''Chris Sims''', ''Andy Khouri''', and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-review-dark-knight-3/ on]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy The Dark Knight]]''

->''"Obi-Wan is flying his little ship around, and Boba Fett is firing at him with some kind of [[MoreDakka Super Rapid-Fire laser]]. He's got [[NoKillLikeOverkill targeting sensors and scanners and can fire, like, 30 shots every second]], and he seems to be ''right on the mark''... but he can't hit him! Why can't he hit Obi-Wan's ship?! He hits '''every single molecule around his ship BUT his ship'''!!"''
-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->''"Were these Cybermen [[AIIsACrapshoot reject stock]] or something? One of them blasts away at Ace about twenty times and fails to hit her and yet she hits the bull’s-eye first time with her gold coin and takes his chest out. Shouldn’t they have targeting sensors in their eyes and shit like that that allows them to target things accurately? Then you get Ace taking out three of them that have her cornered…what has happened to [[VillainDecay these once menacing creations?]] I DON’T BELIEVE IT!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/silver-nemesis-written-by-kevin-clarke.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis}} "Silver Nemesis"]]

->''I don't know, I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets...''
-->-- ''Website/CollegeHumor''

->''"Excellent shot, [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Mister Joe]], except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''

->''"And now we partake in the best part of any [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] movie, when everyone in the entire world tries to hit this guy, and not one friggin' bullet touches him. STOP SHOOTING AT THE GROUND, YA MORONS!!!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/{{Commando}}''

->''They expend most of their ammunition (and half their team) in a single firefight, and they don't hit a head once. Never mind basic survival, that's statistically impossible. They hit the walls, the roof, the floor, and destroy the "safety controls" on the experimental mega-zombie containment units littered about the room, which releases even more undead; they shoot so badly they actually increase the number of zombies.''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' on the ''Film/ResidentEvil'' movies' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18781_umbrella-most-wasteful-movie-corporation-ever.html Umbrella operatives]].

->''"He's a badass, but like many heroes, he's had an awful lot of help from henchmen with terrible aim."''
-->--''[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ3Bt6x65qo Everything Wrong With Taken In 9 Minutes Or Less]]''
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