->''"He's a badass, but like many heroes, he's had an awful lot of help from henchmen with terrible aim."''
-->--''[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ3Bt6x65qo Everything Wrong With Taken In 9 Minutes Or Less]]''

->''My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.''
-->-- ''EvilOverlordList'', Item no. 56

->''"[[LampshadeHanging You can shoot them all day and not hit with aim like that!]]"''
-->-- '''Scarlet''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''

->'''Cleveland:''' They're shooting at us!
->'''Peter:''' Good thing bad guys have such terrible shots!
->'''Guard:''' Man, these guys are elusive!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Cool Hand Peter"

->'''Brigadier:''' No casualties?\\
'''Turner:''' No, sir. All well. Fortunately Vaughn's jackboots couldn't... couldn't shoot a flying elephant.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"

->''"I don't know what all the fuss is about. [[TemptingFate Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy]]."''
-->-- '''Marvin''', ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!"''
-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in the universe.''
-->-- [[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book

->''"I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind of misses."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]]''', ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"The great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target."''
-->-- '''James May''', ''Series/TopGear''

->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' Have we ever hit anyone with these guns?\\
'''Stormtrooper 2:''' I hit a bird once.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Something Something Something Dark Side"

->''A fierce battle follows, during which about 1 in 10 shots fired actually hits something.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.kotorfanmedia.net/node/1593 Yet Another KotOR Parody]]''

->'''Lister:''' Why don't we meet anyone nice?\\
'''Cat:''' Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Quarantine"

->''"You missed! How could you miss?! He was '''three feet''' in front of you!"''
-->-- '''Mushu''' (to '''Mulan''', [[spoiler:who hit [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt exactly what she aimed at]]]], ''Disney/{{Mulan}}''

->'''Lucky Luke:''' (''a shot misses him and hits a cow'') It's a shame to be such a lousy shot.\\
'''Jolly Jumper:''' You'll not hear me complain.
-->-- ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'', ''The Rivals of Painful Gulch''

->''"Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you."''
-->-- '''Little Bill Daggett''', ''Film/{{Unforgiven}}''

->''“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”''
-->--'''WinstonChurchill'''

->'''C-3PO:''' Oh no! Chewie, they're behind you!\\
'''Bill Corbet:''' And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again '''might''', actually do some damage... [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
-->-- ''{{Rifftrax}}'' of ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->''"[[SarcasmMode Remember, these are the Emperor's 'best' troops.]]"''
-->-- '''[[{{Rifftrax}} Mike Nelson]]''', watching ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''

->''"An Imperial Stormtrooper fired at a [[{{Redshirt}} Redshirt. He missed, and the Redshirt died anyway]]"''
-->-- Old internet joke

->''The villains in thrillers are such bad shots they'd suck at video games.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/statuses/27056312572 October 11, 2010 twitter]]

->''The bad guys are always lousy shots in the movies. Three villains with Uzis will go after the hero, spraying thousands of rounds which miss him, after which he picks them off with a handgun.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', describing the "Principle of Evil Marksmanship"

->''Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective and noted that the gun battles on board the spaceships go on a bit too long; it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[PlotArmor never hit anyone important.]]''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', again, reviewing the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.

->''When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, "No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''Film/QuantumOfSolace''

->''"Obi-Wan is flying his little ship around, and Boba Fett is firing at him with some kind of [[MoreDakka Super Rapid-Fire laser]]. He's got [[NoKillLikeOverkill targeting sensors and scanners and can fire, like, 30 shots every second]], and he seems to be ''right on the mark''... but '''he can't hit him!''' Why can't he hit Obi-Wan's ship?! HE HITS EVERY SINGLE MOLECULE AROUND HIS SHIP BUT HIS SHIP!"''
-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''


->''I don't know, I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets...''
-->-- ''Website/CollegeHumor''

->''"Excellent shot, [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Mister Joe]], except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''

->''"And now we partake in the best part of any [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] movie, when everyone in the entire world tries to hit this guy, and not one friggin' bullet touches him. STOP SHOOTING AT THE GROUND, YA MORONS!!!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/{{Commando}}''

->''They expend most of their ammunition (and half their team) in a single firefight, and they don't hit a head once. Never mind basic survival, that's statistically impossible. They hit the walls, the roof, the floor, and destroy the "safety controls" on the experimental mega-zombie containment units littered about the room, which releases even more undead; they shoot so badly they actually increase the number of zombies.''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' on the ''Film/ResidentEvil'' movies' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18781_umbrella-most-wasteful-movie-corporation-ever.html Umbrella operatives]].

->'''Mike:''' You know, they shouldn't have set their [[Franchise/StarTrek phasers]] to "miss".\\
'''Servo:''' Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep missing the slow, giant, white thing?\\
'''Crow:''' Here's some free advice for the mutineers: STOP AND AIM, YOU '''IDIOTS!'''
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 '', riffing on ''Film/SpaceMutiny''

->'''Go-To-Guy:''' You realise we weren't trying to kill you. We were only trying to scare you into surrendering.
->'''Smith:''' Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
-->-- '''Film/ShootEmUp'''
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