->'''[[HalfHumanHybrid Lillian]]''': Hi guys! I found a funny little man outside, and I thought he might like to meet everyone! He seemed really interested in seeing us!
->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]''': [[color:gray: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU OVERGROWN PINKSKINNED FREAK! WHO THE HELL ABDUCTS PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THEIR HIVES ANYWAY TO SHOW THEM AROUND?!?]]
->'''Lillian''': I was gonna take you back... you weren't busy with somethin', were ya?
->'''Karkat''': [[color:gray: THAT IS NOT THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT!]]
-->--Lillian after meeting one of the Alternian natives in Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars.

->''Oh dear. [[KingMook A King-sized Seedling]]. Hey, Vi. Can we keep i-...?! What? No?! But it keeps [[MookMaker spawning mini-Seedlings]]! It's a cuteness factory! ...Sigh, alright.''
-->--Leif's Spy Notes on the Seedling King, ''VideoGame/BugFables''

->'''Emira:''' Ed, give me the bat.
->'''Edric:''' No! If we're not gonna eat it, I wanna keep it as a pet!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "[[Recap/TheOwlHouseS1E12AdventuresInTheElements Adventures in the Elements]]"

-> ''"No, you can't keep them."''
-->-- '''Sapphire''' to Spinel's reaction to the Famethyst, ''Webcomic/SwitcherooAU'', "[[https://tapas.io/episode/2325533 Gem Heist Extras]]"

->'''Thelma:''' Elly, our targets are in front of us! Let's just slaughter them all and burn this obnoxious little place to the ground!\\
'''Elly:''' But if we win, then I can ask that king for some humans to take back to Castle Darkloft. I can dress them up and give them treats and we can have parties and play all sorts of fun games... It'll be ever so wonderful.\\
'''Thelma:''' That's stupid! You're stupid!\\
'''Elly:''' You can't say you've never wanted to put a human in a ballgown and play spin the bottle.
-->--''VideoGame/LuxarenAllure''
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