->''The spirit of the legendary San Gokushi Period ([[PantyShot panties]]) is alive and well within a secret ([[ComedicUnderwearExposure panties]]) system of High School warriors, skilled (boobs) in varied styles of martial arts and constantly ([[RunningGag panties]]) at war with one another, controlled (ta-tas) by the whims of mysterious group leaders. Each warrior's destiny ([[HelloBoys crotchshot]]) is controlled by their sacred bead, a mystical pendant ([[GagBoobs bewbies]]) worn as an earring that bestows both the powers ([[PantyFighter moneyspot]]) and the fate of the masters from the famous Romance of the Three Kingdoms ([[{{Fanservice}} poontang]]) era. Hakufu Sonzaku is one such warrior, the ([[StockUnderwear chacha]]) reincarnation of Sun Tze, ditzy and childlike, but ( jubblies) harboring a great power that many rival students are after ([[SceneryCensor naughty bits]]), sending their own superpowered Battle Vixens, like ([[MaleGaze junk in the trunk]]) strong, quiet Ryomo, reincarnation of Liu Mang ([[SkinshipGrope shakabooms]]) who only finds freedom in battle, or the sultry, manipulative ([[MaleGaze beaver]]) Ryofu, reincarnation of Liu Bu, who suffers ([[FanDisservice hoo-ha]]) from a cursed destiny. Through it all, Hakufu's cousin Koukin, reincarnation of ([[OverlyLongGag MORE PANTIES]]) Xiao Yu swears to protect her from all threats, even if he must protect her (baby gots back) from herself. Also, [[OverusedRunningGag panties]]. And yes, that's exactly what watching this show is like.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JesuOtaku''''s summary of ''Ikki Tousen''