->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz!
->'''Liz:''' Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!
->'''Frank:''' I want Jamie.
-->-- ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]''

->"''You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet [[EllenDeGeneres Ellen]].''"
-->-- '''Liz Lemon''', ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]''

->'''Light:''' I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused.
->'''L:''' You ''were'' confused?
->'''Light:''' Hmm.
->'''L:''' But you're not anymore.
->'''Light:''' No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... [[ThereAreNoTherapists maybe I should see a psychiatrist?]]
->'''L:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Do I really have that effect?]]
->'''Light:''' No!
->'''L:''' Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things.
->'''Light:''' You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo?
->'''L:''' [[ManlyGay They're very manly.]]
->'''Light:''' They must be.
->'''L:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.]]
-->--''FanFic/ACureForLove''

->''Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.''
-->-- '''Mordin''' to '''Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Betty Elms''': [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before?
->'''Rita''': I don't know. Have you?
->'''Betty Elms''': I want to... with you.
-->--MulhollandDrive

->''"[[{{Moe}} Cute]] >>> [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dick]]"''
-->-- ''Pish Lover''

->[After one MistakenForGay-joke too many]:
->'''John:''' We are not a couple!
->'''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]]
->'''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
->'''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both.
-->--[[Series/{{Sherlock}} A Scandal in Belgravia]], discussing the fact that everyone wants SherlockHolmes.

->''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.''
-->-- '''Robin''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' (who [[AmbiguouslyBi may not have been 100% honest]])

->"''He is ''very'' handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just '''him'''.''"
-->-- '''Ianto Jones''' to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]], ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''

->"''You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like '''THAT''' boy. Though I am still interested in women.''"
-->-- '''Lucas''', YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic

->'''Shinji''':''Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?''\\
'''Asuka''':''It just means he's bi!''\\
'''Shinji''':''I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in 'boys' or 'girls'... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.''
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2167914/004/ chapter 17]]''
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