->... with tongue firmly in cheek, she [Stephanie Beacham] would often wind me up by asking what her motivation was for a particular action, just as I about to call Action!, knowing full well that my answer would be: Because it's in the script.
-->-- '''Norman J. Warren''', director of ''Inseminoid''

-> "No one is allowed to think in this movie. Not one single event in the entire plot can possibly take place unless every character in the cast has brains made of Bac-o-Bits."
-->-- '''Creator/{{Roger Ebert}}''', on the film Film/Jungle2Jungle


[[folder:Film -- Animated]]

->Did you all take stupid pills this morning?
-->-- '''Mr. Potatohead''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''



->''How mortals take the gods to task!\\
All their afflictions come from us, we hear\\
And what of their own failings? Greed and Folly\\
double the suffering in the lot of man.''
-->-- '''Zeus''', in '''Literature/TheOdyssey''', pointing out how the story of the Trojan War and its aftereffects often amounts to this.



->Why don't they think? Because no one is allowed to think in this movie. Not one single event in the entire plot can possibly take place unless every character in the cast has brains made of Bac-O-Bits.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', review of ''Film/Jungle2Jungle''


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->It's like every character put their retard hats on that morning by mistake.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->The cruise ship you're on is out of control, taken over by terrorists. They tell you that if you jump off you'll be sucked into the boat's propellers. Do you:\\\
A: Laugh at them for being total idiots and jump off anyway\\
B: Open the rear ship doors and walk off, past the propellers and at sea level\\
C: Believe them, even though it's the biggest load of donkey bollocks anyone has ever said to you\\\
Well the answer here is C. And that's the problem.
-->--'''Chris Parry''' on ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''

->Not a single characterís master plan in this movie makes sense. Donít even get me started on Penguinís grand babynapping plan, which required A) every single adult in Gotham to be at the same party (which they were), B) [[AdultsAreUseless not a single babysitter being hired]], and C) [[PoliceAreUseless not a single cop being out on patrol]], allowing them to drive their roadworthy carnival train on the open streets.
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-returns-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanReturns''

->''Film/ChernobylDiaries'': It should have been called ''Six Dumbasses In Search of a Clue''
-->-- '''''Slate''''' headline

->'''Data:''' The transporters conveniently failed after sending Picard, so I'm going to leap across space to get to Shinzon's ship.\\
'''Geordi:''' What about the transporters in the shuttles?\\
'''Data:''' Shut up.\\
'''Geordi:''' What about [[Film/StarTrekInsurrection the Captain's Yacht?]]\\
'''Data:''' Shut up.\\
'''Geordi:''' Why didn't we [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just send a bomb instead of Picard?]]\\
'''Data:''' Shut up.\\
'''Geordi:''' What about the transporters in the cargo bays? They're independent units, remember?\\
'''Data:''' What part of "shut the fuck up" do you not understand? This is [[DyingMomentOfAwesome my big heroic exit]], asshole. Don't fuck it up.
-->--[[http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-4.html Adam Wong]] on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->It seems weird that TíPol did not have a ďstunĒ setting... if she did, there would be no plot. The way that TíPol talks about ď[[TheseHandsHaveKilled the despair of having taken a life]]Ē suggests that this was the only time that she ever killed. It seems strange that the Vulcan High Command would not have any operatives [[EnsignNewbie better suited to the task]] -- particularly if the operative was not going to be equipped with a weapon that can stun.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/09/star-trek-enterprise-the-seventh-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "The Seventh"

->Can you imagine, say, [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Jean-Luc Picard]] bringing his dog down to an alien planet? Yeah, I didn't think so. But even if he did, and that dog whizzed on cultural landmarks, I can only see Picard being swiftly contrite and apologetic, immediately making amends to get [[TickingClock that needed component]]. Hell, I think Wesley Crusher [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Justice_%28episode%29 whizzed on some bushes]] in the first season of TNG, and Picard groveled his ass off to save the kid.\\\
But Archer, as you probably guessed, is about to have [[ThisMeansWAR a slightly different reaction]].
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->Creator/TomHanks and Peter Scolari's woman costumes were about as believable as two men in wigs making no effort to disguise their voices. They lived in a world where everyone was so easy to trick, there was no need for the [[ZanyScheme elaborate scheme]]. They might as well have put a jar of mayonnaise on roller skates and shoved it into the manager's office shouting, "That's not male mayonnaise! Rent her an apartment! Actually, RARGH! I'm God! Rent an apartment to Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari!"
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' on ''Series/BosomBuddies''

->The Doctor manages to convince Vicki and Steven in record time that he is [[WhichMe a younger version]] of the Doctor, partly because he is such an amiable fellow that it is hard to distrust and partly because these companions ask intelligent questions. Listening to this story is almost enough to make you week: [[Creator/PeterDavison Davison]] instantly raises his game when he is paired up with two such fine actors for his companions and it makes you wonder just how his era would have fared had he been traveling with characters of the calibre of Steven and Vicki rather than the drudgery of Adric and Tegan.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-secret-history-written-by-eddie.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Audio/BigFinishDoctorWho'', ''The Secret History''

->What weíre getting here is that this episode is already stupid before it even starts. ''Thatís how dumb it is.''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-12-collateral/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Collateral")

->Reading a story '''written''' by idiots is bad enough, but reading a story written by idiots thatís also '''about''' idiots is even worse.
-->-- '''[[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2011/09/07/tf-post-rapture-economics/ Fred Clark]]''', criticizing ''LeftBehind''

->The plot is bad just because any amount of common sense cop work would solve this case. There is one scene where Dave is framed for murder. Dave is shot at in the dark and Dave fires blindly in that same direction. When he goes over to investigate, he finds the body of an informant he was going to meet thereby framing him for murder. Of course that becomes a plot cul de sac when the cops get it through their thick skulls that the bullets from Daveís gun donít match the one in the victimís head and, oh yeah, the victim was dead about 32 hours prior to Daveís incident! We are not talking ''CSI'' future crime lab work, we are talking about common f*cking sense! [[{{Padding}} Thatís 20 minutes wasted]] and that is just one example of the type of writing throughout the entire movie.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/31/in-the-electric-mist-bertrand-tavernier-2009/ on]] ''In The Electric Mist'' (2009)

->So, if I'm understanding this right, [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Head-Staplers]] wanted to be off the planet, but once they got what they wanted, they decided to get revenge. Just read that again and realize [[MotiveDecay how stupid this plot truly is.]] This film didn't need a rewrite; it needed a bullet between the eyes.
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx on]] ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''.

[[folder:Web Video]]

->''That's'' their ship? A little shuttle?? Admirals always travel around in style on big Federation ships (At the very least an ''Excelsior'' class)!\\\
But this situation requires ''even more'' attention, because we're dealing with [[{{Unobtainium}} a truly priceless advancement in technology]]. And we're also working with [[ObviouslyEvil a really sketchy alien race that look like monsters.]] ''And'' they've got five huge, powerful warships. What's to stop them from just killing all the Federation people, takin' the goods and leaving? A couple of ships on ''our'' side would strengthen our hand a little in preventing that.\\\
But a starship or two there [[TheMainCharactersDoEverything would mess up the plot]].
-->--'''''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->It's clear here that everyone in the future, including Skynet, is dumb.
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/TerminatorSalvation''

->'''Mike:''' Neither character is smart. No one says, "Isn't he gonna be weirded out or suspicious that you just gave him all this gold in ''bar form?''" And then when John Travolta sees it, he assumes that they ''smelted'' it, even though they have no smelting equipment or any kind--\\
'''Jay:''' These are cavemen. They have no knowledge.\\
'''Mike:''' --And no one knows how to ''do'' that. Or to achieve the temperatures needed to melt gold. Both characters--our hero and villain--are idiots.
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->Goodnight, the stupid is spewing out of these characters like it's Mt. Vesuvius!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TvTrash Rowdy C. Moore]]''' on the plot of the ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode, "Turnabout Intruder"

->This story can only happen because everyone's retarded!
-->-- '''WebVideo/DiamandaHagan''' on ''Urban Gothic, episode 8 "Cry Wolf"''