->''"My powers...gone... [[TheEmpire My empire]]...shrinking...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking My huge cake... Never got a slice.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'' ending

->''"Where is the cake? [[TropeNamer I was told there would be cake.]] TheCakeIsALie."''
-->-- '''Sten''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' ending

->''"Excuse us...but we heard...we heard there was cake, and, well...what unfortunate day's events are not made gladder by cake?" ''
-->-- '''Volstag''', ''ComicBook/TheMightyThor''

-> '''Vegeta''': Kaka Carrot-Cake, when I was a little boy... he... HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!
-> '''Goku''': ''[[YouMonster YOU MONSTER]] FRISBEE!''
-> '''Freeza''': The cake was delicious!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DragonBallPeepee''

-> '''Kid''': (raises hand at a meeting held by the boys) We were to understand there'd be pie and punch?
-> '''Kyle''': There isn't any.
-> '''Kid''': Oh. (leaves with another kid)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''