-->GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
-->-- What you will be seeing many, ''many'' times during the course of the game.

-->"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"
-->-- '''The Old Man''' from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda''

-->Q: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou APPLES]] [[FakeDifficulty DO NOT]] [[MindScrew FALL]] [[SelectiveGravity UP]]\\
A: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They're really more like giant cherries]]...
-->-- '''The game's official FAQ'''

-->'''The Kid''': Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!
-->'''The Guy''': As you will now try to kill me. Or ''be'' killed yourself!
-->'''The Kid''': NO! [[TitleDrop I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!]]

-->In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favor of life. Now I offer you [[PlatformHell evidence to the contrary]].
-->--'''{{Everything 2}}''', [[http://everything2.com/title/I+Wanna+Be+The+Guy "I Wanna Be The Guy"]]

-->I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy!
-->--'''The Kid'''

-->What is a man?
--> *Cue [[ImprovisedWeapon Wine]] [[KilledMidSentence Glass]] [[ThatOneAttack Death]] [[PressXToNotDie Toss]]*
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Dracula]]'''

-->"This game is PAIN. PAAAAIN. NOTHING BUT. IT'S THE SEQUEL TO PAIN. IT'S ''PAIN: PAIN EDITION''!"
-->-- '''Creator/TheCynicalBrit''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY6TrLsN6qM&t=16m37s I Wanna Be The Guy Gaiden (WTFree Edition)]]

-->"OH YOU STUPID SON OF A SICK TWISTED '''''BITCH!'''''"
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5fes5JeQXE UltraJMan]], shortly before SanitySlippage

-->"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing I Wanna Be The Guy, and for those of you who don't know, this game basically redefines 'fuck'"
-->-- '''{{Critikal}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoGpaOqbs8 IWBTG Gameplay and Commentary]]
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