->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son--"''\\
''"Wait a minute! Hanukkah night? HANUKKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"''
-->-- '''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller'''

->'''Princess Leia''': Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...''nerf herder''!\\
'''Han Solo''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
-->-- '''''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'''''

->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... In any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo; I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Ana´s Nin, ''Palimpsest''

->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."''
-->-- '''Mike Tyson'''

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.\\
'''[[{{Disney/TheSwordInTheStone}} Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!?
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

->'''Ned Flanders''': You ugly, hate-filled man!\\
'''Moe''': Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''''', "Hurricane Neddy"