->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son--"''\\
''"Wait a minute! Hanukkah night? HANUKKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"''
-->-- '''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller'''

->'''Princess Leia''': Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...''nerf herder''!\\
'''Han Solo''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
-->-- '''''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'''''

->'''The Dude''': Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.\\
'''Walter Sobchak''': "Fuck the tournament?"
-->-- ''Film/TheBigLebowski''

->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... In any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo; I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Anaïs Nin, ''Palimpsest''

->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."''
-->-- '''Mike Tyson'''

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.\\
'''[[{{Disney/TheSwordInTheStone}} Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!?
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

->'''Ned Flanders''': You ugly, hate-filled man!\\
'''Moe''': Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''''', "Hurricane Neddy"

->'''Officer Jenny''': So tell me what you know about this Team Rocket Trio.\\
'''Ash''': Well officer, all I know is they're three of the sneakiest, snakeiest, lyingest losers you'll ever meet.\\
'''Jessie''': Who are you calling losers?!\\
'''James''': But he's got the rest right.
-->-- ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->'''Jack''': ''(finding a near-dead villager)'' Poor unfortunate creature.
->'''Villager''': [[InsultedAwake HEY!]] I'm not poor!

->'''Red''': You contemptible canine!
->'''[[DemotedToDragon Carface]]''': Hey, don't call me canine!

->'''[[MadScientist Inventor]]''': The [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Grid]]'s carbon-neutral, non-pollutive, and better yet... [[ChildHater it's taken a bunch of useless brats off the streets]]. We can reduce our carbon footprint ''and'' curb overpopulation at the same time! So... what do you think?!\\
'''Miss Marvel''': What do I ''think''? [[ReasonYouSuckSpeech I think you're a wannabe evil genius who thinks he's saved the future when really he's just given up on it. I think you're megalomaniac with some kind of weird Pied Piper complex.]] I think you're a ''bird''!\\
'''Inventor''': [[BerserkButton I AM NOT A BIRD!]]

->'''Student 1:''' Did you see that new girl Linda Lee?\\
'''Student 2:''' I can't believe how dorky she looks!\\
'''Student 3:''' Her head is totally huge!\\
'''Student 4:''' Almost as big as her ego...\\
'''Student 5:''' Who does she think she is?\\
'''Student 6:''' She looks like some kind of monkey!\\
'''Student 7:''' Goofy.\\
'''Student 8:''' Outta her mind...\\
'''Student 9:''' Her nostrils must be at least a foot in diameter! Like caverns leading to a lost world...\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda]]:''' Okay... For the record, just so everyone knows, I have petite nostrils! They're tiny and cute!
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''