->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son-"''
->''"Wait a minute! Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"''
-->-- '''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller'''

->'''Princess Leia:''' Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...''nerf herder!''
->'''Han Solo:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
-->-- '''''StarWars - TheEmpireStrikesBack'''''

->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... In any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo; I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Ana´s Nin, ''Palimpsest''

->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."''
-->-- '''MikeTyson'''

->'''[[FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?
->'''[[FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.
->'''[[{{Disney/TheSwordInTheStone}} Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!?
-->-- ''KingdomHeartsII''

->'''Flanders:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!
->'''Moe:''' Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
-->-- ''TheSimpsons'' episode '''Hurricane Neddy'''
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