->Another emotionally exhausting conversation. Too many FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS. That guy. Talk about a high maintenance moirail. Perhaps tonight you will reveal your true feelings toward him, and end these exaggerated emotional theatrics one way or another.
->You need a sugary drink.
-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004352 Feferi]]''', ''{{Homestuck}}''

-> '''Wolverine:''' Listen, if we're going to get into my checkered history with the dames, I'm going to need a couple more beers and a cigar.
-> '''X-23:''' Cigars stink.
-> '''Wolverine:''' Fine, then, I won't light it. Might have to go on a supply run first, though, I think I'm out of beer.
-> '''X-23:''' Mr. Summers has hidden a six-pack of Sam Adams in the back of the biology lab refrigerator.
-> '''Wolverine:''' That's my girl.
-->-- XMen fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1018461 Beneath the pines]]''

->NONE MAY KNOW THE BURDEN OF AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY, THE NECESSARY SECRECY WHICH ISOLATES ME FROM THOSE I AM SWORN TO PROTECT AND SERVE.
->I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES BEYOND IMAGINING, AND I HAVE SEEN CHILDREN FLEE FROM ME IN TERROR.
->I HAVE BATTLED MONSTERS WHICH HAVE LAID WASTE TO GALAXIES, I HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS TO DEAFENING SILENCE AND UNSPEAKABLE ALIENATION AND DESPAIR.
->OFTEN I LONG FOR A MOMENT OF EASE, FOR THE SOFT TOUCH, THE GENTLE SIGH OF AN ADORING LOVER.
->BUT SUCH IS NOT FOR ME. I MUST BEAR THE CROSS OF MY SPECIAL NOBLE DESTINY.
->ALONE. EVER ALONE.
->SO I DRINK.
-->-- ''ComicBook/PlasticMan'' #7


->''You want a drink?'' [smiles] ''You need a drink.''
-->-- '''[[Characters/TheXFiles Special Agent Dana Scully]]''' to a soldier who is to be put in a protective custody

->Good god, I need a stiff drink.
-->'''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet''', end of the page on the episode "[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/B.O.T._%28episode%29 B.O.T.]]", which they consider the worst episode of Franchise/{{Transformers}} ever.

->Yeah. That's impossible. In order for Lamont to be your son, that would mean that you and Elizabeth would have to-- [[OhCrap let's have another drink.]]
-->-- '''Series/SanfordAndSon''', Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

->WELP time for some Emergency Bourbon.
-->-- '''Faye''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->''In common parlance, I needed a drink.''
-->-- '''Main/{{Lolita}}'''

->'''Vorenus:''' I'm not going home. I need a drink.
->'''Pullo:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Drink? You?]]
->'''Vorenus:''' ''Drink! Me! What of it?!''
->'''Pullo:''' [[TheAlcoholic I'm not arguing...]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Rome}}''
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