->''"Lisa cannot decide which is more embarrassing: Bart shooting popcorn out of his nose at screen/Homer loudly asking [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice which character is Pride and which one is Prejudice]]."''
-->-- '''The [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Lisa Simpson]] Book'''

->''"Cool! This is the part where Film/{{Jaws}} eats the boat!"\\
"This is where Film/DieHard jumps through the window!"\\
"This is where Film/WallStreet gets arrested!"''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E13HomerVsLisaAndThe8thCommandment Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"

->"In this shot, [[UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} Mohammed]] hands a football helmet to WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy.[[note]]Peter Griffin in actuality.[[/note]] Creator/ComedyCentral has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on their network."
-->--'''Disclaimer''' as shown in the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Cartoon Wars, Part II"

->''"Now, a lot of you are [probably] asking, Link, if your games are all about you, why are they all called 'Zelda'? Well, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this... [[ExtremeDoormat I have no backbone]]."''
-->-- '''Link''', ''Webcomic/ZeldaComic''

->''"Hello my name is [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]] and I am a {{Dracula}}."''
-->-- [[http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/22/demotivational-posters-you-fail-so-hard/ This guy]]

->''"The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think... oh by the way, which one's Pink?"''
-->-- '''Music/PinkFloyd''', ''"Have A Cigar"''

->''Yeah, my name is Link, man, ''\\
''I'm more well known than Music/LilWayne''\\
''Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ''\\
''THAT'S A [[PrecisionFStrike F**KING]] GIRL'S NAME!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Smosh}}''', ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Rap''

->'''Luke:''' Did Film/{{Footloose}} follow the rules?!\\
'''Phil:''' His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
-->-- ''Series/ModernFamily''

->'''[[LargeHamAnnouncer Announcer]]:''' [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown!]] VERSUS! Series/DoctorWho! '''BEGIN!'''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh! Actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Doctor.
-->-- ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->'''''#15. No, his name isn't "[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]."''' It's Link. Samus isn't "Franchise/{{Metroid}}" and Pikachu isn't "Franchise/{{Pokemon}}." Sometimes videogames - like books, films and television - are complex enough to contain characters with names separate from the title. Hard to believe, but true!''
-->-- [=GamesRadar=], [[http://www.gamesradar.com/25-annoying-things-about-non-gamers/ 25 Annoying Things About Non-Gamers]]

->'''Hart:''' The undefeated legend of fall: FRANKENSTEIN!\\
'''Sid:''' Advise; technically, it's Frankenstein's Monster, [[TakeThat if you wanna be a dick about it]].
-->-- ''Film/MonsterBrawl''

->That's not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the scientist]], is indeed named Frankenstein.
-->-- '''Creator/MaryShelley''', on [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} the book]]

->Knowledge is knowing that Literature/{{Frankenstein}} isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein ''is'' the monster.
-->--'''Anonymous'''

->'''[[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]:''' Oh, look. There's Franchise/{{Metroid}}.\\
'''Pit''': That's not a Metroid! That's Samus!\\
'''Palutena''': Just like Link isn't named [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]].\\
'''Viridi''': And like Pit's name isn't [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Icarus]]!\\
'''Pit''': [[OverlyLongGag Okay, this joke has officially run its course.]]
-->-- Palutena's Guidance, ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''

->'''{{WebVideo/Pat|StaresAt}}:''' [[YouTubeKidsChannel Those videos]] are weird, man. \\
'''{{WebVideo/Woolie|Versus}}:''' But Frozen - Frozen's pregnant, though. \\
'''Pat:''' ...''Frozen'' is pregnant. \\
'''{{WebVideo/Matt|McMuscles}}:''' Yeah, Frozen, not Elsa, Frozen. \\
'''Woolie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's what I said]].
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'', "[[https://youtu.be/Gq8d2t3QpVo?t=1030 It's Time to Talk About Morbius]]"

->'''Samus Aran''': Well, now's your chance. And feel lucky. There are still people calling me "Metroid".
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars''

->'''Space Pirate''': Curse you, ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}''!\\
'''Samus Aran''': You know that's not right.\\
''*A Metroid appears*''\\
'''Space Pirate''': You! [[BuffySpeak Floating jelly brain!]] Tell everyone that Metroid is coming!\\
''*scene change*''\\
'''Alien''': So which one of you is'' VideoGame/{{Contra}}? ''Is it me? Am I the Contra? I hope I'm the Contra.\\
''*scene change*''\\
'''Soldier''': Stay alert! The guards spotted secret agent ''VideoGame/MetalGear''!\\
'''Snake''': Come on, really?
-->-- '''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZK509PQuEg Mistaken Hero Identity]]'''

->''"We're not witches! It's just our initials!"''
-->--'''Irma Lair''', ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}''

->''"Who the fuck is Laura Winslow? This is a show about the Series/FamilyMatters. That's Laura Matters, Carl Matters, Harriette Matters, [[Music/{{Eminem}} Marshall Matters]], Grandma Matters, and [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver Jerry Matters as The Beaver]]."''
-->--'''WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera'''

->''"I used to believe that Gustavo Dudamel's (principal conductor of LA philharmonic) name was La Phil because all the advertisements for LA philharmonic said "La Phil", with a picture a Gustavo Dudemal conducting. Fortunately, I only believed this for about 4 years until my brother told me that the conductors name was Gustavo Dudamel, not La Phil."''
-->--'''Anonymous submission to Website/IUsedToBelieve. All grammatical errors left intact.[[note]]For those wondering, the correct spelling of his surname is Dudamel.[[/note]]'''

->'''Eric Matthews:''' I thought [[SerialKiller you]] liked to be called Jigsaw.\\
'''John Kramer:''' No. ''[laughs]'' It was the police and the press who coined the nickname Jigsaw. I never encouraged or claimed that.
-->-- ''Film/SawII''

->'''Chris:''' So, you're...Him, then? I mean, you're...you're...God?\\
'''Goshua:''' Well, I am ''a'' god, I'm not ''the'' God, but I am your god. I mean, I've been assigned to you.\\
''[later]''\\
'''Chris:''' Hey, wait. Now listen, God-\\
'''Goshua:''' It's Gosh.\\
'''Chris:''' What?\\
'''Goshua:''' My name is Gosh. I mean, my full name is Goshua, but most people call me Gosh.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MinilifeTV'', "Of Pancakes And Baseball Caps (PART 2)"

->''"My name is ''Fox [=McCloud=]!'' Franchise/StarFox is my team! Not my name! [...] No, I'm serious! Is this permanent? Is everyone just forever gonna not learn my name?"''
-->-- '''Fox''', ''WebAnimation/AFoxInSpace''
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