->''"I know what it means to freeze to death\\
To lose a little life with every breath\\
To say goodbye to life on Earth\\
To come around again\\
Lord have mercy on the frozen man"''
-->-- '''James Taylor''', "The Frozen Man"

->''"Stranger in a strange land\\
Land of ice and snow\\
Trapped inside this prison\\
Lost and far from home"''
-->-- '''Music/IronMaiden''', "Stranger in a Strange Land"

->''"We love our little Johnny\\
He's the best little boy in all the world\\
And we wouldn't trade him for anything\\
That's how much we love him.\\
No, we couldn't live without him\\
So that's why, since he died,\\
We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.\\
He's so good, so well-behaved,\\
Even better than before;\\
Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.\\
Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,\\
Never miss our little Johnny,\\
He'll never grow up and leave us\\
That's why we love him like we do."''
-->-- '''Mr. Mincemeat'''

->''"''L'Enfant Glacé''\\
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear\\
I popped him in the Frigidaire.\\
I never would have done so if\\
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.\\
My wife said: 'George, I'm so unhappé!'\\
Our darling's now completely ''frappé!''"''
-->-- '''Harry Graham'''

->''"In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't ''feel'' like six years -- more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking."''
-->-- '''Jake Sully''', ''Film/{{Avatar}}''

->'''Little Inmate:''' Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?\\
'''Wesley Snipes:''' Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I--\\
'''Little Inmate:''' ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should've got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should've got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!\\
'''Big Inmate:''' I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!
-->-- ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450253 Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail]]''

->''"Man, can that guy ever ''not'' get frozen in ice?"''
-->-- '''Iron Man''' (regarding Captain America), ''WesternAnimation/{{Mad}}''

->'''Nick Fury:''' Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly.\\
'''Steve Rogers:''' Break what?\\
'''Nick Fury:''' You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years.\\
''[A long pause as Steve takes in his surroundings and realization sets in]''\\
'''Nick Fury:''' You gonna be okay?\\
'''Steve Rogers:''' Yeah... yeah, I just... I had a date.
-->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

->'''[[Film/IronMan1 Tony Stark]]:''' Still you're pretty spry for an... older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?\\
'''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]:''' What?\\
'''Tony Stark:''' It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. You know, doin' time as a Cap-sicle.
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

->''[[MemeticMutation "I was frozen today!"]]''
-->-- '''Charlie Wilcox''', ''Film/SuburbanCommando''

->''"While the implant into the red demon was successful, the event seems to have caused the 'Iron Core' to deteriorate. The demon was cryogenically frozen, while the core had to undergo reinforcement procedures."''
-->-- '''Kozaky''', ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh TCG''

->''"Everyone knows that freezing stuff doesn't work. I don't know why the [[Film/SoylentGreen Soylent Corporation]] bothered to buy up all those cryogenic storage companies."''
-->-- '''Gneelicks''', ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

->''"What do you call a frozen Communist? Hammer and pop-sicle."''
-->-- ''Film/HarbingerDown''

->''"Aye, they're [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe babes all right]]. Look at them, tasty as popsicles. As frozen too. These are suspended animation tubes."''
-->-- '''Squatty''', ''Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''

->''"''Creator/JohnWayne's not dead; he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off! You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times; that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!"''
-->-- '''Creator/DenisLeary''', "Asshole"

->''"Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?"''
-->-- '''Shaggy''', ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks Part 3''

->''"I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Please thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. P.S.: please alter my pants as fashion dictates."''
-->--'''Jasper Beardley's note after freezing himself in the Kwik-e-Mart freezer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E17LisaTheSimpson Lisa the Simpson]]"
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