->''"[[SarcasmMode It makes perfect sense that they would pick Jason!]] I mean when people go to a MUPPET movie, they say, 'Gee, I can't wait to see the human!'"''
-->-- '''[[TheMuppets Kermit]]''', on Creator/JasonSegel hosting ''SaturdayNightLive''.

->''Does Creator/MichaelBay miss the point so spectacularly as a statement, or is it some kind of medical condition? Is he this off-point in daily life? Does he need someone to help him aim at the urinal? In any event, we've prepared this simple test: Michael, if you're making a movie about GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS, and less than one-third of the movie actually contains GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS, you may have made a mistake.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15296_the-5-most-pointless-movie-adaptations-tv-shows.html#ixzz2ZxJRsvoU "The 5 Most Pointless Movie Adaptations of TV Shows"]]

->''"Okay, alright, little rewrite here... Alright, ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'' is now about a little orphan who's trying to find [[CaptainErsatz her father]] Franchise/IndianaJones, while her evil aunt and father search for her because apparently, she's worth a lot of money. Oh, and there's a cat and mouse in there somewhere but that's... [[BlatantLies that's not important]]."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->''"Starring a cast of two-dimensional characters no one cares about! With special guest stars the Transformers.''"
-->-- '''Webcomic/VGCats''' on ''Film/{{Transformers}}''

->''"You have '''ONE''' token human, then make way for the '''fucking robots!'''"''
-->-- '''Areis''' from the same '''Webcomic/VGCats''' comic.

->''"Hey guys. I got a great idea. Let's make a movie based off of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Bronies are such a great demographic, no? And I got an idea to troll them... let's theatrically release it and make it feature-length... and quickly stuff the actual ponies off-screen within ten minutes so we can focus on our new toy line: My Little Bratz."''
-->--a quote about "Equestria Girls".
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