->''"The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for."''
-->-- '''Dr. Gregory House'''

->''"Reality is irrelevant."''
-->-- '''Dr. Gregory House'''

->''"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. You can live with dignity, you can't die with it."''
-->-- '''House's first TheReasonYouSuckSpeech'''

->''"No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate."''
-->-- '''Dr. Gregory House'''

->''"I've been a doctor for years, why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?"''
-->-- '''Dr. Gregory House'''

->''"You're an idiot."''
-->-- '''Dr. Gregory House''' to everyone

->''"[[PhraseCatcher You're an ass!]]"''
-->-- '''Everyone''' to Dr. Gregory House