->"It’s something that, when you see it, you know exactly what that character or situation is going to be. Like the sexy librarian trope."\\
"But librarians ''are'' sexy."\\
I waved that nonsense away. Despite (because of?) that particular trope, every librarian I’d ever seen had crow’s-feet like canyons and wore thick support hose to control the varicose veins.
-->-- '''Betsy Taylor & Father Markus''', ''Literature/BetsyTheVampireQueen''

->'''Marian''': Will you please make your selection and leave?\\
'''Hill''': I have.\\
'''Marian''': Well? What would you like to take out?\\
'''Hill''': The librarian.
-->-- ''Theatre/TheMusicMan''

->'''Troy''': Why does being a librarian make her even hotter?\\
'''Abed''': They're keepers of knowledge. She holds the answers to all our questions, like, "will you marry me," and "why are there still libraries?"
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Early 21st Century Romanticism"

->'''Dean:''' What's [Fate] look like?
->'''Sam:''' Kind of like a...librarian.
->'''Dean:''' Your kind of librarian or [[ReallyGetsAround my]] kind of librarian?
->'''Sam:''' Well, she was wearing ''clothes'', if that's what you mean.
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Cowley:''' There she is: Ann Lawson, assistant librarian.
->'''Doyle:''' [[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse She looks harmless enough.]]
->'''Bodie:''' She can stamp my book any day.
->'''Doyle:''' If you could read!
-->-- ''Series/TheProfessionals'', "Fugitive"

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