->''CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\
\\
OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.''\\
-- ''[[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition]]''

-> ''Stupid freakin' horse!''\\
-- '''Raocow''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but--\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.\\
-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!\\
-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->''Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\
They may look like a chick\\
But they go quick\\
With a dramatic kick!''
-->--Hyadain, ''Rap de Chocobo''

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