->CUT TO Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\
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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.
-->-- ''{{Film/Avatar}}: [[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition The Metacontextual Edition]]''

->Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\
They may look like a chick\\
But they go quick\\
With a dramatic kick!
-->-- '''Hyadain''', "Rap de Chocobo"

->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->Stupid freakin' horse!
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
-->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?
-->-- '''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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