->'''Q:''' Killing babies is fine?\\
'''Creator/SethMacFarlane''': Iím an atheist, so I donít give a shit.
-->--''[[http://www.craveonline.com/comedy/interviews/149932-interview-family-guy-creator-seth-macfarlane Crave Online]]'' (Note this seems to have been self-parody).


[[folder:Film -- Animation]]

->''"Relax, these pious morons are too busy praying to their phoney-baloney God."''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''


[[folder:Film -- LiveAction]]

->'''Ranger Brad''': You don't ''believe'' those old legends about the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, do you? \\
'''Dr. Roger Fleming''': Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist; I don't believe in anything.
-->-- ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra''



->''The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.''
-->--''[[Literature/TheBible Psalm 14:1]]''


[[folder:Stand-up comedy]]

->I ''wish'' I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but [[SelfDeprecation they keep running away from me.]]



->''God is dead.\\
That's what they said.\\
Done in by Darwin, Marx and Freud.\\
Free are we\\
From Deity.\\
Of course it sort of leaves a little void.\\
I used to care about my fellow man.\\
But now--hurrah--I'm free.\\
And it's simply not my problem!''
-->-- '''Potemkin''', ''Theatre/{{Celebration}}'', "Not My Problem"



->How was church? Did you present proper tribute to your invisible sky wizard?
-->-- '''Walky''', ''WebComic/DumbingOfAge''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"Iím honestly curious about what the backstory is on todayís ''Herb and Jamaal'', in which Herb has charged into Rev. Croomís office to angrily challenge his entire belief system. Is this happening after yet another Sunday service that Herbís family dragged him to, and something in the sermon finally pushed him over the edge until he couldnít stay quiet anymore? Or was he just sitting at work, [[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence stewing over Croomís unshakeable faith in the unprovable]], until eventually he just barged into the Reverendís office hours demanding that he make room in his mental universe for doubt? At any rate, the final panel proves that Herb is helpless before [[IceCreamKoan the power of wordplay.]]"''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=21636 on]] ''Herb and Jamaal''

->Back then, Essex was fascinated by the work of Charles Darwinís work on natural selection... Essex and his goofy flat top are all about this whole evolution thing, particularly with regards to [[SpaceWhaleAesop how it can sharpen up oneís teeth and stick a big red jewel to oneís forehead.]] Iím not sure he really understood what evolution actually was.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-5x12-descent-or-literally-no-one-cares-about-minister-sinister/ on]] [[WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}} the origins of Mister Sinister]]

->Though Atheism is technically the opposite of religion, there are still quite a few atheists out there who treat it like one.
-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_14944_5-alternatives-to-christianity-to-consider.html 5 Alternatives to Christianity to Consider]].''

->While this seems to be becoming more of a norm in places like Scandinavia, where religious belief has reached an all-time low, if you happen to be an atheist in America we have some potentially bad news for you: There's a damn good chance that people don't like you. ''[[BoomerangBigot Including other atheists.]]''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20779_5-seemingly-insignificant-things-that-make-people-like-you_p2.html "5 Seemingly Insignificant Things That Make People Like You"]]


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"Uh oh, '''retard alert! Retard alert, class!''' Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?"''
-->-- '''Mrs Garrison''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"Yarr, without organised religion I've lost me moral compass."''
-->--'''The Sea Captain''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''