->''"Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’ But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’ I tell you that this man, rather than the other went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}''', [[Literature/TheBible Luke 18:10-12, 14 (NIV)]]

->'''Preacher''': ''Someone'' has to speak for God. \\
'''Castiel''': And who says ''you'' speak for God?
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Meet The New Boss"

->''"I saw Christ teach. I saw Christ heal. You, you self-centered son of a bitch, are ''no'' Christian!"''
-->-- '''Methos''', ''Film/HighlanderTheSource''

->'''"Grim Reaper"''': In this place you shall see misery unlike any you've dreamt. You shall see lost souls doomed to an eternity of agony. Here, you shall see...''eternity without the love and forgiveness of [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} Christ Jesus]]!'' \\
''[{{beat}}]'' \\
'''Fred [=McIntire=]''': You remind me a lot of a pushy Christian I knew who liked to try to mislead and scare people into accepting Christ. So many similarities. Both pushy. Both small. Both very, very dead.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''

->''Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man''\\
''Of my virtue, I am justly proud.''\\
''Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than''\\
''The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd''
-->--'''Judge Claude Frollo''', ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}''

->''"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, [[EgocentricallyReligious because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.]]"''
-->-- '''Susan B. Anthony'''

->"I didn't want to tell you I was going to, because I wanted to be better than all of you, and I thought if you knew I was going to you'd want to too..."\\
In his secret heart Oswald said, "Greedy young ass." For it ''is'' greedy to want to have more of anything than other people, even goodness.
-->-- '''Creator/ENesbit''', ''[[Literature/TheStoryOfTheTreasureSeekers The Wouldbegoods]]''

->''"The Eighth House thinks there's right and there's wrong, and by a series of happy coincidences they always end up being right."''
-->-- '''Palamedes''', ''Literature/TheLockedTomb: Literature/GideonTheNinth''

->''"Glen was known as a humble man. But humble in that way that says, 'My humility makes me better than you.'"''
-->-- '''Sean Cullen''', ''Film/WarMachine''

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