->Now's the time to watch ''Histeria!''\\
Just like people in Bulgaria.\\
It's a show that's beyond compare-ia\\
Comedy, history, with imbecility! (Duh!)


->Here's Father Time, no one's hairier.\\
Big Fat Baby's smell might scare ya.\\
Loud Kiddington's yell will bury ya;\\
Have a blast in the past\\
With our screwy cast!


->Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka, and Toast!\\
And Miss Info... (Hello!)\\
...and here's Froggo! (Hello.)\\
World's Oldest Woman chases the host\\
On ''Histeria!'' in stereo!


->Through time and space our crew is gonna race;\\
History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face.\\
Through centuries we'll meet celebrities--\\
We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase!


->From Sumeria to Siberia,\\
We will carry ya if necessary-a,\\
Just to share-ia a crazy area,\\
Of antiquaria on ''Histeria!''


->We swear-ia, and declaria,\\
Extrordinaria, is ''Histeria!''\\
So preparia for hilaria\\
We dare ya to watch ''Histeria!''
-->--The theme song for ''Histeria!'', sung to the tune of ''Manhattan Beach March''


-> It's called ''Histeria!''\\
The world premere-ia!\\
We dare-ia to watch ''Histeria!''\\
Preparia for hilaria,\\
They love it in Bulgaria,\\
''Histeria!''\\
We declare-ia, be aware-ia\\
The laughter's gonna bury ya, we swearia!\\
It's history mania,\\
Get set for ''Histeria!''

-> We're racing through time in search of comedy\\
We're gonna make fun of history\\
With superstars from every century\\
Here on ''Histeria!''

-> It's hysterical, historical\\
Here's Big Fat Baby, he smells horrible\\
With Father Time, Loud Kiddington,\\
Miss Information, World's Oldest Woman\\
Mix Toast and Pepper with Charity\\
Add Froggo and the others, get hilarity\\
Revolutionaria, it's time for ''Histeria!''\\
His-ter-i-a!
-->--The other theme song for ''Histeria!''
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