->'''News reporter''': How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000? \\
'''Girl''': Fuck you, lady!\\
'''John Spartan''': Good answer.
-->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan''

->'''Leela:''' ''Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.''\\
'''Fry:''' ''From everybody?''\\
'''Leela:''' Especially ''from everybody!''\\
'''Fry:''' ''Give several reasons why.''\\
'''Leela:''' ''For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and we don't wanna get our butts sued.''\\
'''Fry:''' ''Or do we? ...No, I guess not.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"

->''"It's like they say. The bigger they are, the more catastrophically irreversible the property damage"''
-->--'''Victor Mancha''', ComicBook/{{Runaways}}, Vol. 2, Issue 20

->''If that was me I would be like, "No! I don't want to drink from you. I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here, and I'm going to get beat with a toaster. This is bullshit -- ''DON'T TOUCH ME.'' Please, I'll kick you in the legs, you're very top heavy and you will smash. You ''fix this wall,'' and if you get thirsty drink yourself, you glass son of a bitch." "Oh yeah!' "Oh ''no!'' That's your problem, your slogan should be 'oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home?!'."''
-->--'''Dane Cook''', on the ''Kool-Aid Man''

->''"Sorry, Livid! Re-killing your husband was fine, but you're going back to jail for driving cars off the ferry, credit card fraud and wrecking school property!"''
-->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'' parody of ''Film/DoubleJeopardy''

->'''Civilian #1''': "Not another Power Ringer battle! We still have gotten the buildings fixed from last time!\\
'''Civilian #2''': "No wonder Angel Corners has the highest insurance rates in the world!"
-->--''"Mightily Murdered Power Ringers"'' A parody of ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''

->''Send paramedics to the bridge.''
-->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

->What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
-->--'''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], ''Film/{{Godzilla 1998}}''

->''Hope that building was insured.''
-->--'''Mike''', ''Series/PowerRangersSamurai''

->"Meanwhile, I'm about to go and have a very lively phone call with our insurance company."
-->--'''Keira''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Forza}} Forza Horizon 3]]''

-> '''Bob Parr:''' Someone was in trouble!
-> '''Rick Decker:''' Someone's ''always'' in trouble.
-> '''Bob Parr:''' I had to do ''something.''
-> '''Rick Decker:''' Yeah, every time you say those words it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars, Bob.
-->-- ''Film/TheIncredibles''