->''As for the animated porn I did watch in hopes of gleaning some insight into the Japanese id? I have this to say: Go away, Japanese id! You are scary! I am scared of you!''
-->-- '''Seth Stevenson''', ''Tokyo on One Cliche a Day''

->'''Yugi''': Hello, we're Japanese teenagers.\\
'''Shopkeeper''': Then you must be here to buy pornographic comic books disguised as graphic novels.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Episode 27

->''"[[GenreSavvy I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.]]"''
-->-- [[MemeticMutation Memetic response]] to any TentacledTerror or instance of CombatTentacles, especially when a DamselInDistress is involved.

->'''Michael''': Let us do one last crossword together, as brothers. Shall we?
->'''Stanley''': No.
->'''Michael''': (while trying to nab the papers Stanley is holding) Yes, let's.
->'''Stanley''': ''Nope. No...!!!''
->[Stanley drops the papers on the floor, showing hentai pictures to Michael. Cut to Michael's office]
->'''Stanley''': It's called hentai, [[ItsNotPornItsArt and it's art.]]
-->-- Deleted scene from ''Series/TheOfficeUS''