->A man can either be a happy rabbit or a lonely lion.
-->--'''Arabic proverb'''

->Being a strong women and having a strong marriage don't necessarily go together. I've known some famous women who had husbands who were like valets.
-->--'''Alan King''', ''Name Dropping''

->Tenchi is more like whomever {{Music/Madonna}} marries. Just dragged along for the ride.
-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/tenchi-muyo/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''TenchiMuyo''

->Your quarterback: Tom Brady. I want those toilets shined so bright I can see my face in them, Tommy. I actually believe that Tom Brady goes home to [[TrophyWife Gisele]] and is basically her slave. After spending all week telling shitty receivers what to do and calling out blocking assignments for undrafted linemen, I bet he would like nothing more than to go home, relinquish control of everything, and let his wife kick his ass all over the place. Real ''[[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shades]]''-type shit, with stiletto heels up his ass and everything.
-->--'''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

->This is what happens when you watch too much ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', especially any scenes with Charlotte York. Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt has been dating Alex Beh for around 7 months and she tells {{Series/Ellen}} that she’s made it extra easy for him if he ever choose to ask her to be his future ex-fiancee. [=JLove=] doesn’t care if the dude promises to be with her no matter how many [[LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek shit Lifetime movies]] she does. All she cares about is the ring. [=JLove=], who puts the rat in desperate, already has 3 rings picked out. You know what really makes an awful, awkward moment? Telling your boyfriend that you’ve already picked out three engagement rings and [[ShameIfSomethingHappened he’ll make the biggest mistake of his life if he doesn’t choose one of them.]] Hopefully, the people at Tiffany’s have Alex’s back if he decides to go there. They’ll show him the three stupid rings as well as a diamond noose...
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/02/27/jon-gosselin-continues-to-spit-out-poetic-words-of-love-about-kate-gosselin/ Michael K.]]'''

->''But in the town it was well known\\
when they get home at night their fat and psychopathic wives\\
would thrash them within inches of their lives''
-->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives", ''Music/TheWall''

->It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us.
-->-- '''''Literature/TheHighCrusade'''''

->My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. Let us hope for better things. Let us flatter ourselves that I might outlive you.
-->--'''Mr. Bennett''', ''PrideAndPrejudice''

->'''Santanico Pandemonium:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: welcome to slavery. ]]
'''Seth:''' No thanks; I've already had a wife.

->A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.
-->--'''Senex''', ''Theatre/AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum''

->'''Sybil''': And you will try to look dignified, won't you?
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
->'''Sybil''': ''What'' will you try to look?
->'''Vimes''': Dignified, dear.
->'''Sybil''': And please try to be diplomatic.
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
->'''Sybil''': ''What'' will you try to be?
->'''Vimes''': Diplomatic, dear.
->'''Sybil''': You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam.
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
-->--'''Sir Samuel and Lady Sybil Vimes''' in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''

->'''Amy:''' Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental?
->'''Rory:''' ...yep.
->'''Amy:''' Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?
->'''Rory:''' Yep.
->'''Amy:''' I love you.
->'''Rory:''' Yep. --[[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Wait, no!]] I love you too!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''"I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple... Too many compromises. You want to watch the karo-net game, she wants to listen to music, so you ''compromise'': You listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise. You listen to Klingon opera. So here you were, ready to have a nice night watching karo-net and you wind up spending an agonising evening listening to Klingon opera."''
-->--'''Odo''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("A Man Alone")

->'''George:''' But Bar, [[ColdWar we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians]]!\\
'''Barbara:''' (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) '''GEORGE...'''\\
'''George:''' (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear.\\
''(Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Antonia brought out a big boxful of photographs: she and Anton in their wedding clothes, holding hands; her brother Ambrosch and his very fat wife, who had a farm of her own, and who bossed her husband, I was delighted to hear;[...]"''
-->-- '''Jim Burden (narrator)''', ''Literature/MyAntonia''