->''"Immediately after I saw this picture of my beautiful earth angel Bruce Jenner smiling and holding hands with that morally bankrupt Botox dumpster [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] -- a she-devil I was certain he was free from the clutches of, mind you -- I started cycling through the KŁbler-Ross model of 5 stages of grief. At first I was in denial ('Heís just escorting a MichaelJackson impersonator through the airport!'), then anger (I broke every dish, glass, and crystal unicorn in my home, and lit a box of Wheaties on fire), bargaining ('Do you want me to carve up my nose into a silly putty penis?? Iíll do it! Iíll do anything to keep you from returning to that evil hag!'), followed by depression (listening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTQiT58AbE0 this song]] on repeat while weeping loudly on the kitchen floor)."''
-->--'''''[[http://www.dlisted.com/2014/04/03/youve-broken-my-damn-heart-brucie/ DListed]]'''''

->''It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheHighCrusade

->''"My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. Let us hope for better things. Let us flatter ourselves, that ''I'' might outlive ''you''."''
-->--'''Mr. Bennett''', ''PrideAndPrejudice''

->''"A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse."''
-->--'''Senex''', ''Theatre/AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum''

->'''Sybil''': And you will try to look dignified, won't you?\\
'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.\\
'''Sybil''': What will you try to look?\\
'''Vimes''': Dignified, dear.\\
'''Sybil''': And please try to be diplomatic.\\
'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.\\
'''Sybil''': What will you try to be?\\
'''Vimes''': Diplomatic, dear.\\
'''Sybil''': You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam.\\
'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.\\
'''Sybil''': You know that's not fair.\\
'''Vimes''': No, dear.
-->--'''Sir Samuel and Lady Sybil Vimes''' in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''

->'''Amy:''' Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental?\\
'''Rory:''' ...yep.\\
'''Amy:''' Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?\\
'''Rory:''' ...yep.\\
'''Amy:''' I love you.\\
'''Rory:''' ...yep. Wait, no! I love you too!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''"l'll never understand the humanoid need to couple... Too many compromises. You want to watch the karo-net game, she wants to listen to music, so you ''compromise'': You listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise. You listen to Klingon opera. So here you were, ready to have a nice night watching karo-net and you wind up spending an agonising evening listening to Klingon opera."''
-->--'''Odo''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("A Man Alone")

->'''George:''' But Bar, [[ColdWar we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians]]!\\
'''Barbara:''' (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) '''GEORGE...'''\\
'''George:''' (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear.\\
''(Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''A man can either be a happy rabbit or a lonely lion.''
-->--'''Arabic proverb'''

->''But in the town it was well known\\
when they get home at night their fat and psychopathic wives\\
would thrash them within inches of their lives''
-->'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives", ''Music/TheWall''

->''"Antonia brought out a big boxful of photographs: she and Anton in their wedding clothes, holding hands; her brother Ambrosch and his very fat wife, who had a farm of her own, and who bossed her husband, I was delighted to hear;[...]"''
-->-- '''Jim Burden (narrator)''', ''Literature/MyAntonia''

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