-->''It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us.''
-->TheHighCrusade

-->''"A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse."''
-->--'''Senex''', ''AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum''


-->'''Sybil''': And you will try to look dignified, won't you?
-->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
-->'''Sybil''': What will you try to look?
-->'''Vimes''': Dignified, dear.
-->'''Sybil''': And please try to be diplomatic.
-->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
-->'''Sybil''': What will you try to be?
-->'''Vimes''': Diplomatic, dear.
-->'''Sybil''': You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam.
-->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
-->'''Sybil''': You know that's not fair.
-->'''Vimes''': No, dear.
-->--Sir Samuel and Lady Sybil Vimes in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''


-->'''Amy:''' Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental?
-->'''Rory:''' ...yep.
-->'''Amy:''' Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?
-->'''Rory:''' ...yep.
-->'''Amy:''' I love you.
-->'''Rory:''' ...yep. [[Funny/DoctorWho Wait, no! I love you too!]]
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->'''George:''' But Bar, [[ColdWar we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians]]!\\
'''Barbara:''' (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) '''GEORGE...'''\\
'''George:''' (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear.
-->(Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide)
-->-- ''TheSimpsons''

->''A man can either be a happy rabbit or a lonely lion.''
-->--'''Arabic proverb'''

->But in the town it was well known\\
when they get home at night their fat psychapathic wives\\
would thrash them within inches of their lives
-->'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives", ''Music/TheWall''