->So then I went to Liverpool,
->and got held up outside a
->nightclub by two merchant
->seamen who said:
->"give us your money or give
->us your trousers."
->And as I handed them my
->(Well, you've got to make the
->Most of Life, haven't you?)
-->'''[[Music/TheSmiths Morrissey]]'''
-->''August/Winter Eighty-hate.''

->'''Stewie:''' I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy\\
'''Sailors:''' And your record will stand as proof\\
'''Stewie:''' Be it galleon or freighter\ I'm an expert navigator\\
'''Sailors:''' And you're also a world-class poof\\
'''Stewie:''' My manner quite effete\ Is mistaken on the street\ For a sailor that can pirouette on cue\ Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two\ But I'd rather get in on with you!\\
'''Sailors:''' Hahaha!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''The Thin White Line''

->Oh ye who go about saying unto each other, "Hello, sailor!":\\
Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
-->'''Zork I'''