->''"I really like their use of the phrase 'Cure Weapons,' which makes me think of a weaponized [[Music/{{The Cure|Band}} Robert Smith.]]"''
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-two/ on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand''

->''"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a [[HealingPotion healing salve]] that cured all wounds."''
-->-- '''Sarge''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

->''"I turned the spear into a ''healing spear'', like this [[TropeNamer healing shiv.]] ''[Stabs Thief]'' [[ComedicSociopathy Or maybe that's my regular shiv]]."''
-->-- '''Sarda''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Aradia''': s0, any new experiments y0u were g0ing t0 try, Kanaya?
->'''Medic!Kanaya''': Yes Indeed I Am Currently Working On A New Beam Weapon That Dispenses A Very Powerful Laser
->(Medic!Kanaya looks down.)
->'''Medic!Kanaya''': However All It Can Do Currently Is To In Fact Heal The Target Instead Of Harming It And You Know What I Say About These Things
->'''Aradia''': uh, "the healing is n0t as rewarding as the hurting?"
->but really
->i think that is a very w0rthwhile s0rt 0f device t0 w0rk 0n
->have y0u tested it 0n anything yet?
->'''Medic!Kanaya''': Exactly That Yes
->(Medic!Kanaya tilts her head)
->'''Medic!Kanaya''': And How Would Be A Device That Heals Your Opponent Be Of Any Use?
->'''Ace''': Maybe, you could use it on your allies. Have you tried that yet?
->'''Aradia''': perhaps y0ur enemy w0uldn't be the target
->rather
->it helps heal any 0f y0ur allies s0 that y0u d0n't waste as much time 0n the healing
->s0 y0u c0uld get back t0 the, er, hurting faster
->...and that's just in c0mbat
->think 0f h0w it c0uld be used in, say, n0n-combat situati0ns
->'''Medic!Kanaya''': This Is Indeed Quite An Idea Using It On Your Allies
-->-- Conversation about the Medigun in ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"Why would lightning heal you?!"''
-->-- '''Michael''' in Creator/RoosterTeeth's LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/{{Worms}} 2: Armageddon''

->''"These Charms look like .44 caliber bullets, but with jade tips. When shot from a .44 magnum pistol, Unbullets do their damage in reverse; that is, they heal the amount of damage a normal round would would have inflicted. Unbullets are know to come only in .44-caliber size, and therefore ''heal'' 6 dice of lethal damage to the target."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Forged By Dragon's Fire''

->''"Healing people by shooting them? The wonders of modern medicine."''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Ana Amari]]''', ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''

->''"Amazon, alien, human-- the ray can heal almost any wound for any of us in seconds."''
-->-- '''Wonder Woman''', ''ComicBook/WayOfTheWorld''

->''"It's called acupuncture, I stab you with something sharp and then you feel good!"''
-->-- '''Shin Nohara''', ''Anime/CrayonShinchan''

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