->'''Stan:''' Okay, let's see who made the crime beat today. No better way to shame a first time petty law breaker than by plastering their picture all over the paper. Oh my God! Guess who's in here?\\
'''Francine:''' Santa?\\
'''Stan:''' It's a local crime beat, Francine.\\
'''Steve:''' Is it Hayden Panettiere?\\
'''Stan:''' Who? I don't even know who... it's... it's a local... forget it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' ("To Live and Let Fry")

-> ''I also really dug Hayden Cantspellherlastname...''
-->-- ''Website/TheOnion'' poster talking about ''Film/{{Scream 4}}''

-> ''The very pregnant Hayden Panettiere is here to make us uncomfortable for [[EatingTheEyeCandy looking at her cleavage]] and to make us uncomfortable for trying to spell her name, which really should come more intuitively after all these years.''
-->-- [[http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/emmy-awards-2014-live-blog Daniel Fienberg live-blogging the 2014 Emmys.]]

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