->''"I hate television. There are too many commercials, reruns and game shows. The eight hours I watched yesterday was terrible."''
-->-- ''{{ComicStrip/Garfield}}''

->''[[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets."]]''
-->-- The RulesOfTheInternet, Rule #19

->''"Comments give everyone and everyone a voice, and that's not always a good thing. We have a saying around here when it comes to comments: D.O.N.T. -- don't! It stands for 'Doooooooon't comment. Ever.'"''
-->--'''WebAnimation/WelcomeTo [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKC6XmsLWVQ Youtube!]]'''

->''"Anita Sarkeesian has a right to point out and criticize whatever she sees fit, '''[[BigWordShout WITHOUT]]''' death threats... and emails coming over and people saying they're going to rape her and stupid ass shit like that."''
-->--'''[[WebOriginal/AngryJoe Joe Vargas]]''' on ''WebVideo/FeministFrequency''

->''"Let's face it, the extreme amount of crap [Creator/JoelSchumacher] caught for making this movie is more than a little over the top, and in some cases, borderline psychotic. At the end of the day, all he did was make a bad movie. Genuine venom should be reserved for actual crimes like [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking mass murder, putting lettuce on a breakfast sandwich, or eating New York-style pizza with a fork.]] '''''[[BerserkButton You fold it a little and then eat it!]]''''' What the hell is hard about that?"''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' recap supplement

->''"Angry Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} fans are so distraught over a trailer that they've turned to systematically brigading against it on YouTube, down-voting the trailer as if that will somehow make Columbia Pictures decide to cancel the film ... [[StreisandEffect instead giving them even]] ''[[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity more fucking publicity]]'' [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity in the process]].''

->''Because fans are emotional, dumb babies [[NostalgiaFilter who feel like there's sanctity around whatever cash grab they personally grew up with]]. And for that reason, they cannot be trusted to accurately say if the movie is going to suck ass or be a timeless classic like ''Film/IndependenceDay'' and its goddamn incredible sequel. ''[[Film/IndependenceDayResurgence Resurgence]]'' is -- in the words of one esteemed critic -- 'like seeing a fun house on fire!'"''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-its-now-impossible-to-tell-if-new-movies-good/ "5 Reasons It's Now Impossible To Tell If A New Movie's Good"]]

->''"The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies."''
-->-- '''Holden''', ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''

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