->'''[[@/StongRadd Stong Radd]]:''' ''Why do I hate things? [[ItAmusedMe BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME, THAT'S WHY!]]
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!!!Fiction


->Y-you took something that was just ''miserable'' from the past and you just obsessed over it! You turned it into '''your lives!!'''
-->--'''Donnie [=DuPre=]''', ''WebVideo/DemoReel'', tearing into this trope.

->'''Batman:''' ''He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" bulletin boards.''\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' ''That doesn't mean...board'''s'''? How many are there?'' \\
'''Batman:''' ''Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds...'' \\
'''Hawkgirl:''' ''Forget I asked!''
-->-- ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', "Shadow of the Hawk"

!!!RealLife
->Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a God, but never without belief in a devil.
-->-- '''Eric Hoffer''', ''The True Believer''

->Love fades. [[ThePowerOfHate Hate can last forever.]]
-->-- [[http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2011/news/story?id=6657944 Elizabeth Merrill of ESPN]], explaining {{UsefulNotes/Cleveland}} and [[FaceHeelTurn LeBron James]]

->With ''Literature/AmericanGods'', I found myself having written this peculiarly divisive book. I really hadnít expected the idea that it had a solid audience of people who really didnít like it for one reason or another, and who were [[LongList incredibly vocal and articulate]] about why they didnít like it.
-->-- '''Creator/NeilGaiman'''

->My very brief acquaintance with {{Tumblr}} is that it's a place where people who hate me gather.
-->--'''Creator/StevenMoffat'''

->"[[BigStupidDooDooHead Fuck you, you fuckity-fucker]]. What will you think when you are being basted in the broth of God's righteous indignation? I look forward to observing from my post in Heaven the exquisite tortures you will suffer at the hands of the just and loving God whom you have rejected, you fuckity-fucker.\\\
God bless."
-->--'''RichardDawkins''' reads his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421828030 fan mail]]

->The [[UnknownRival Secret Rival]] exists in the shadows. I never actually see him, but he is my worst enemy and my most faithful reader, popping up every now and then to reassure everyone I still [[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence ruin his life]]. With every article he continues to read, he hates me more and further hates the world that allows me to exist. More than anything, though, he hates the taste of [[FoeYay his giant Me poster]]... I can't really tell a guy to suck my balls when he's already lurking under my toilet in a wetsuit screaming at them while I shit on him.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-species-of-angry-commenter-you-encounter-on-the-web/#ixzz33RQdEEqn "10 Speces of Angry Commenter You Encounter on the Web"]]

->...I haven't thought about suicide in a long time, not since high school, when a guy talked me out of it, though to this day I doubt he realizes it. So, I lived on to wind up with a job where one of my tasks is to ban people who follow him from one comment section to another telling him he's not funny and should kill himself. Is that--irony? Shit, I don't think English has a word for what that is.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/robin-williams-why-funny-people-kill-themselves/ "Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves"]]

->During the red carpet portion of the Golden Globes last night, [[WesternAnimation/ChipAndDaleRescueRangers Chip and Daleís]] long-lost sister Lena Dunham admitted to wealthy elf Ryan Seacrest that she would not be following the eveningís events on Twitter, because she had deleted it...Lena explains that she did it because she was tired of people [[{{Troll}} using their 140 characters to hiss rudeness at her]]. Ryan then responded "''You should see what they say about me.''" Iím sorry Ryan, but if you didnít want people dragging you online, you should have never released the Hooker Kraken ([[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians the Kardashians]]) unto the world.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/12/lena-dunham-deleted-twitter-because-she-was-getting-sick-of-the-deranged-neocons/ DListed]]'''''

->We basically play 16 away games a year, as [=FedEx=] ''[Stadium]'' is constantly packed with rival fans. Visiting teams are generally so well represented that their chants drown out our own when the Redskins are down. They are like a pack of feral cats who have taken over an alley and no longer fear humans.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]

->I prance about the kitchen like [[Film/TheGodfather Michael Corleone]], and just when I think I've gone legitimate, just when I think I'm out of the business, ''Smallville'' sends a helicopter to crash the meeting of the families.\\\
[='=]'''''Just when I thought I was out, they PULL ME BACK IN!'''''[='=]''\\\
''(clutches heart, falls to the kitchen tiles in his bath robe, and [[Creator/AlPacino tries desperately to justify dating Sophia]]).''"''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville4-ep11 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Unsafe")

->''"thumbs up if you hate Music/JustinBieber"''
-->--Many random Youtubers
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