->''"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''

->''"Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him."''
-->-- '''Irish Proverb'''

->''"Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days."''
-->-- '''Creator/WCFields''', ''My Little Chickadee'' (1940)
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