->Warning: [[MyLittlePanzer Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball]].\\
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may [[HyperDestructiveBouncingBall suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds]].\\
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, [[ToxicPhlebotinum should not be touched, inhaled or looked at]].\\
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.\\
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball [[SideEffectsInclude if any of the following occurs]]:\\
* Itching\\
* Vertigo\\
* Dizziness\\
* Tingling in extremities\\
* Loss of balance or coordination\\
* Slurred speech\\
* Temporary blindness\\
* Profuse sweating\\
* Heart palpitations\\
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, [[OutrunTheFireball get away immediately]]. Seek shelter and cover head.\\
Happy Fun Ball [[ClingyMacGuffin may stick to certain types of skin]].\\
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball [[RestrainingBolt should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration]]. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.\\
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include [[MagicMeteor an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space]].\\
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to [[HistoryRepeats our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq]].\\
[[DoNotTauntCthulhu Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball]].\\
[[FalseReassurance Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee]].
--> --'''Happy Fun Ball disclaimers''' ("Accept No Substitutes!"), ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->It was perfectly spherical. A simple white sphere. It looked harmless, even dull. And yet [[TimeIsDangerous it was the most dangerous, deadly weapon any race had ever created]].
-->--The Time Matrix, ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} - The Andalite Chronicles''

->Strange that [[CreepyDoll such a tiny thing]] - a shred of burlap and silk with a single lock of hair nailed to it, could bring a kingdom to its knees. Small things frequently have enormous consequences.
-->--'''Kain,''' ''VideoGame/BloodOmenLegacyOfKain''
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