->'''Shepard''': Ash?\\
'''Ashley''': ''(groans)''\\
'''Shepard''': What have we here?\\
'''Ashley''': Ah! Sir/Ma'am, I'm off duty...your voice, sir/ma'am...not so loud, pleasethankyou.\\
'''Shepard''': Why are you curled up on the floor?\\
'''Ashley''': Am I? Ugh, my head...so heavy...can't move.\\
'''Shepard''': Ah. Enjoy your evening?\\
'''Ashley''': I'll be back to work in 30...maybe 40. I swear, just give me 45 minutes, shh. Shh!\\
'''Shepard''': [[{{Troll}} Is it time to test the fire alarm? I think it is!]]\\
'''Ashley''': I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir/ma'am.\\
'''Shepard''': Two million and we have a deal.\\
'''Ashley''': You're a damn space pirate.\\
'''Shepard''': I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.\\
'''Ashley''': I hate you.\\
'''Shepard''': 'I hate you'...?\\
'''Ashley''': Sir./Ma'am.\\
'''Shepard''': As you were, Williams.\\
'''Ashley''': Mmm...cold floor.

->''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am going. To die.]] Don't get me wrong. Great party. But...ugh, yeah, mmm. I'll just be here. Right here. Forever. Urgh...''
-->--'''Tali''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3: Citadel''

-> '''Reid''': ''(cheering as loud as possible)'' A couple of hours. ''A couple of hours!'' You guys didn't come home until sunrise!\\
''(cue DeathGlare from the girls)''\\
'''JJ''': ''(deadpan)'' Why are you yelling?\\
'''Prentiss''': ''(deadpan)'' Make him stop.\\
'''Morgan''': What did you guys drink last night?\\
'''Garcia''': The Green Fairy. You're in the FBI, could you get the entire crowd to ''stop cheering''?\\
'''Morgan''': ''(amused look)''
-->--'''Series/CriminalMinds''', "A Family Affair"

->Went out drinking late last night. I had a blast\\
But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass.
-->-- '''TheOffspring''', "The Worst Hangover Ever"

->'''Hawkeye''': ''(wakes up, groans)'' ''(quietly)'' Trapper? Trapper?\\
'''Trapper''': ''(mumbles)'' I'm not going to talk, unless you stop screaming.
-->-- '''Series/{{MASH}}'''

->My whole body feels like dry mouth.
-->-- '''Detective Jake Peralta,''' ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Oliver:''' GOOD MORNING!\\
'''Geoff:''' Ah. AH! No, ah, no loud. Loud is forbidden.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VagabondStarlight''