->A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
-->-- '''Lana Turner'''

->He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!
-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''
-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?\\
'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello.\\
'''Doctor:''' For ''you'', that's flirting.\\
'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' gets a RunningGag rolling, "Bad Wolf"

->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks]]."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''

->Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchAChoís]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRiís]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leoís type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. Iím that hard up.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/03/leonardo-dicatchaho-is-totally-dating-against-type/ Michael K.]]'''

->A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.
-->-- '''Creator/DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''

->"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"
-->--'''Flash''', ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''

->'''Kagura''': Noel, babe. Did you know, that the light that emanates from something beautiful can cause a person to lose themselves?\\
'''Noel''': Huh?\\
'''Kagura''': That is... [[WhatBeautifulEyes Your eyes]]. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.\\
'''Noel''': Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?\\
'''Kagura''': ''*drawing closer, winking*'' ''"[[BrickJoke A night, warm as the summer breeze...]]"''\\
'''Makoto''': SQUIRREL POWER! ''*Whack!*''\\
'''Kagura''': Reversal! ''*Falls down in pain*''\\
'''Makoto''': That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?\\
'''Kagura''': Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''