->''Did you ever notice that [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]] and [[WesternAnimation/ClassicDisneyShorts Donald and Daisy]] and [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh]]\\
Are all doing something that you shouldn't do?\\
Tigger and WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}, [[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Chip]] and [[WesternAnimation/TaleSpin Baloo]],\\
Even [[WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|1987}} the nephews]] are doing it too,\\
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy?\\
Did they forget, or are they just lazy?\\
Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold\\
Did they forget, or are they just bold?\\
Doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Try and put some clothes on!\\
They don't wear pants, so why should you?\\
Well you don't always do what the cartoons do!\\
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
They may be crazy, they may be fun,\\
But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,\\
Now that's just silly!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,\\
Somebody should tell 'em!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!''
-->-- Creator/ToonDisney music video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtG3ayixcwU The No Pants Dance]]

->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Tails]]:''' WHY IS NOBODY QUESTIONING THE FACT THAT OUR PENISES ARE INVISIBLE?!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Hey, when you've got something good in life, ya never question it.\\
'''Tails:''' ''HOW'' IS HAVING AN INVISIBLE WIENER SOMETHING ''GOOD'' IN LIFE?!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Do we have to wear pants?\\
'''Tails:''' Oh, okay, that's a good point.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicTheAbridgehog''

->''"See, instead of wearing a scarf, maybe he should've worn some pants!"''
-->-- '''Creator/JasonMarsden as the Blam! announcer''' doing color commentary on clips from the WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck cartoon ''The Hockey Champ''

->''"Cartoon bears ''never'' wear pants!"''
-->-- '''Cleveland''', ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow''

->(under the effects of a GRatedDrug) ''"It might just be the medicine, but are you naked? ''(looks around)'' ...Oh, [[LampshadeHanging we're all naked!]]"''
-->-- '''Skipper''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''

->"[The badger has] A waistcoat, but no trousers?"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging It's very impolite to take notice.]]"
-->-- ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfTheImaginariumGeographica''

->"...Why aren't [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife you]] wearing any pants?!"\\
"But... this is my regular outfit. I don't know what else to wear."
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'', [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i9k31ypluou9s5j9d2w7n23k&page=17830 17830]]

->'''Spike''': C'mon, you guys, let me in!
->'''Rainbow Dash''': Sure thing Spike.
->'''Rarity''': Heavens no, we're getting dressed!
->'''Applejack''': Beg your pardon Rarity but uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
-->-- WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

->''"Yeah, I'm not so sure about this 'no pants' thing. Getting drafts where drafts should not be gotten."''
-->-- '''Michelle''', newly transformed sphinx, ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''

->''"Okay, fine... but I'm not wearing any pants!"''
-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''My Fair Sticksy''

->''"Day Three: The cold is unbearable. For the first time in my life, I actually considered wearing pants! Desperate times indeed."''
-->-- '''Miles "Tails" Prower''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''Blackout''

->'''Blue Pi'illo''': Another, yellow, in the nude...
->'''Starlow''': HEY NOW! Who's nude?! Open your eyes! I have SHOES!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam''

->''”[[Art/{{David}} Poor guy]] has to stand there without any shorts for all eternity. Wait... where are ''my'' shorts?!”''
-->-- '''Cranky villager''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons''

->''"WesternAnimation/PorkyPig doesn't even wear pants, and he's less problematic than [WesternAnimation/PepeLePew] -- and Porky, the problem isn't that you're not wearing bottoms. It's that you're wearing a top. It's both or neither, buddy."''
-->--'''Creator/SethMeyers''', ''Series/LateNight''

->''"She made you [learn to cook], huh? I see who wears the pants in this family."''\\
(BeatPanel where Hilde turns her head to the side, just ''barely'' missing an AsideGlance)\\
''"You know, I never understood where that expression came from."''
-->-- '''Hilde''', ''Webcomic/AAndHClub'' #2, [[https://www.rickgriffinstudios.com/comic-post/ah-club-2-page-19/ page 19]]

->'''Jacqueline:''' That Creator/{{Disney}} [[WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973 movie where Robin Hood is a fox]]. When you were little, did you think he was handsome? And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?\\
'''Kimmy:''' Are you kidding? That voice, and how he didn’t wear pants...
-->-- ''Series/UnbreakableKimmySchmidt''

->'''Patrick:''' Ooh! I want to be the mom!
->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I don’t think you ''can'' be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
->'''Patrick:''' You’re right. If I was a mom, [''camera pans to reveal his hairy, overweight body''] this would be kind of shocking. [''{{Beat}}''] [[SuddenlyShouting JUST CALL ME DADDY]]!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve”

->(commenting on his Space Ranger outfit, which does not include pants) ''"You know, [[LampshadeHanging I never wear pants, but it suddenly feels weird to not be wearing pants]]. Does it look weird without pants?"''
-->-- '''Sox''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Lightyear}}''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Darnold Duck]]:''' No wonder they call you Goony! The way you think... the way you're dressed... you sure are goony, boy!
->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Goony]]:''' The way '''I''' think! The way '''I''' dress! Hah! '''You''' should talk! [...] Next time you talk about the way '''I''' think... the way '''I''' dress... just make sure you haven't forgotten, as you seem to forget most every time I see you... make sure you haven't forgotten tuh '''put on yawr pants!''' (Most shameful thing I '''ever''' seen!)
-->-- ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' #19, "Mickey Rodent"

->'''Pit:''' So, you're not gonna rock the bottomless look?\\
'''Marion:''' I am used to wearing pants, thanks.
-->-- ''[[https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2019/09/13/times-makes-fools-of-us-all/ My Life As A Teenage Squirrel]]'', ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}''

->''"The very first thing you see when you boot up the game is that you are fully [[MaleGaze cheeked up]]."''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@DarkTark Dark Tark]]''' on ''VideoGame/{{Pseudoregalia}}''

->'''Claw:''' Why are you wearing human clothes? Remove them!\\
'''Kimba:''' B-b-but it's rude to be around people without pants on!
-->-- ''Manga/KimbaTheWhiteLion'' (original manga)
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