->''Did you ever notice that [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]] and [[ClassicDisneyShorts Donald and Daisy]] and [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh]]\\
Are all doing something that you shouldn't do?\\
Tigger and WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}, [[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Chip]] and [[WesternAnimation/TaleSpin Baloo]],\\
Even [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales the nephews]] are doing it too,\\
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy?\\
Did they forget, or are they just lazy?\\
Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold\\
Did they forget, or are they just bold?\\
Doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Try and put some clothes on!\\
They don't wear pants, so why should you?\\
Well you don't always do what the cartoons do!\\
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!\\
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!\\
They may be crazy, they may be fun,\\
But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,\\
Now that's just silly!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,\\
Somebody should tell 'em!\\
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!''
-->-- ToonDisney music video [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtG3ayixcwU The No Pants Dance]]

-> "See, instead of wearing a scarf, maybe he should've worn some pants!"
-->-- '''JasonMarsden as the Blam! announcer''' doing color commentary on clips from the DonaldDuck cartoon ''The Hockey Champ''

->''Cartoon bears ''never'' wear pants!''
-->-- '''Cleveland''', ''TheClevelandShow''

->(under the effects of a GRatedDrug) ''"It might just be the medicine, but are you naked? ''(looks around)'' ...Oh, [[LampshadeHanging we're all naked!]]"''
-->-- '''Skipper''', ''ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''

->"[The badger has] A waistcoat, but no trousers?"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging It's very impolite to take notice.]]"
-->-- ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfTheImaginariumGeographica''

->"...Why aren't [[RockosModernLife you]] wearing any pants?!"\\
"But... this is my regular outfit. I don't know what else to wear."
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->Spike: C'mon, You guys, let me in!
->Rainbow Dash: Sure thing Spike.
->Rarity: Heavens no, we're getting dressed!
->Applejack: Beg your pardon Rarity but uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
-->-- MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

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