->''"I 'Let's Play' video games in a {{walkthrough}}/commentary format for your entertainment and my own."''
-->-- The description of his Website/YouTube channel

->''"LetsPlay/HCBailly has a plan! Well, of course I have a plan. I always have a plan. It's just a matter of whether everything goes ''according'' to plan or not."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', summing up his [[LetsPlay Lets Plays]].

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPy4NmnN7fI My mom was a pig and my dad was a flute.]]"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly'''

->''"GAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', suffering for his art.

->''"[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Freaking Guardian Acorns!]]"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', confronting his nemesis.

->''"[[OhCrap OH,]] [[PrecisionFStrike JESUS CHRIST]] [[OhCrap RUN!]]"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', TheStoic.

-> '''Narrator:''' And so, the [[TheHero Brave Warrior]] and Gwaelin set out to seek a new land...
-> '''Gwaelin:''' "AreWeThereYet?"
-> '''Warrior:''' "No."
-> '''Gwaelin:''' "Dost thou love me?"
-> '''Warrior:''' "No."
-> '''Gwaelin:''' [[ButThouMust "But thou-"]]
-> '''Warrior:''' "''[[BigShutUp Shut up! Just shut up!]] You know how screwed up our kids are gonna be? [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI I hate, hate, hate, hate,]]'' '''[[LargeHam hatehatehate...HATE...YOU!]]'''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', enacting a HappyEnding.

->''"Can [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Squall]] make it back to the ship in time? What can we do if he does? Hot women with machine guns! Hahahahaha! How do you beat that? I mean, [[{{Meganekko}} Quistis]]... with a machine gun! Hahahahaha! I just find that hilarious, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment it just comes out of freaking nowhere]] like "Oh yeah, now we're gonna bring the guns"! What the hell?! Hahahahahahahaha! Ohhhh, I love this game...sometimes."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', admiring VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII.

->''"MORE PARTY MEMBERS! What next, new-borns?"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', TemptingFate.

->''"MOOORE PARTY MEMBERS! [[BrickJoke A new-born!]] How much younger can you get?!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', ''not'' TemptingFate.

->''"These chest better contain more than just potions... Dammit... Dammit... [[RuleOfThree Dammit!]]"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''', [[CaptainObvious receiving three potions.]]

-> I really do want to kill Rufus!
-> But I'll let Sephiroth do that job!
-> Would you like decapitation, asphyxiation
-> Or meteors to the heeaaaaad~~~?
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly''' masterfully filks the welcoming ceremony march of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII FF7]].
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