->Gun plus gun equals more gun, that is the key to victory.
-->--''GeneralIronicus''

->''"Two guns, bitch!"''
-->--'''Two-Face,''' ''VideoGame/{{Batman Arkham City}}''

->We can dual-wield these [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_08 [MG 08/15s]]]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, '''130 pounds each''' and '''watercooled'''. And we can '''dual-wield''' them. Realism has gone out the window.
-->--'''Null Set''', ''[[http://bd.baldurk.org/867#title Let's Play NecroVision]]''

->'''George''': Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?\\
'''Nick''': Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.\\
'''George''': Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!
-->-- ''True Crime: Streets of LA''

->''"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."''
-->-- Tycho, ''PennyArcade''

->'''''"AKIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"'''''
-->-'''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."
-->-- [[CaptainObvious Star-Lord, ''Guardians of the Galaxy'']]

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