->''"Gun plus gun equals [[MoreDakka more gun]], that is the key to victory."''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]''

->''"Two guns, bitch!"''
-->--'''Two-Face,''' ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->''"We can dual-wield these [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_08 [MG 08/15s]]]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, '''130 pounds each''' and '''watercooled'''. And we can '''dual-wield''' them. Realism has gone out the window."''
-->-- '''Null Set''', ''[[http://bd.baldurk.org/867#title Let's Play NecroVision]]''

->'''George''': Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?\\
'''Nick''': Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.\\
'''George''': Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TrueCrimeStreetsOfLA''

->''"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."''
-->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''

->'''''"AKIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"'''''
-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->''"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."''
-->-- '''[[CaptainObvious Star-Lord]]''', ''Guardians of the Galaxy''

->''"Double pistols, son!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ComedyShortsGamer'''

->''"Iíve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two at once]], tearing the [[PrecisionFStrike crap]] out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess thatís what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]].
-->-- '''Anonymous E2-BAG/1/7 serviceman'', ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'''
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