->''"Gun plus gun equals [[MoreDakka more gun]], that is the key to victory."''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]''

->''"[[MemeticMutation Two guns]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"''
-->-- '''Two-Face,''' ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->''"We can dual-wield these [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_08 [MG 08/15s]]]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, '''130 pounds each''' and '''watercooled'''. And we can '''dual-wield''' them. Realism has gone out the window."''
-->-- '''Null Set''', ''[[http://bd.baldurk.org/867#title Let's Play NecroVision]]''

->'''George''': Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?\\
'''Nick''': Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.\\
'''George''': Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TrueCrimeStreetsOfLA''

->''"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."''
-->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''

->'''''"AKIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"'''''
-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->''"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."''
-->-- '''[[CaptainObvious Star-Lord]]''', ''Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

->''"Double pistols, son!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ComedyShortsGamer'''

->''"Iíve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two [SMGs] at once]], tearing the crap out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess thatís what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]].
-->-- '''Anonymous E2-BAG/1/7 serviceman'', ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'''

->''"You're the kind of guy for whom one is never enough. When you and your buddies cruised bars Earthside, you always had a beer in each hand, and when you left, you left with two girls. [[{{Hell}} Where you're going now]] there aren't beer or girls, but there are guns!"''
-->-- '''Dualgunner Skill description''', ''Videogame/DoomTheRoguelike''

->'''[[BoomerangBigot Stephen:]]''' I count six shots, nigger.
->'''[[AntiHero Django:]]''' I count two ''guns'', nigger.
-->-- ''Film/DjangoUnchained''

->''"I've got two guns, [[BadassBoast that should be enough for all of you.]]"''
-->-- '''[[BloodKnight Caleb]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Blood}}''

->'''Shaw:''' Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. ''[Asskicking by Root ensues]'' Okay, that was kinda hot.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Devil's Share"

->(clickclick!) ''"'''TWO''' MACHINEGUN!"'''
-->--'''The LargeHamAnnouncer''', ''VideoGame/MetalSlug 4'' and subsequent games

->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMGs=],\\
I'm gonna go on a Killing Spree\\
You'd better not try and mess with me, coz\\
I'm dual wielding my [=SMGs=].''\\
\\
''I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\
With Dual [=SMG's=] I'll take you all alone\\
I don't need grenades\\
A sniper or a sword\\
My caseless rounds will take you out\\
Like Ghengis and his horde!''\\
[Chorus]\\
''All the noobz may whine\\
They keep rushing for the sword\\
With [=SMG's=] combined,\\
I am well-endowed!\\
My guns are apporops;\\
One left; one right\\
Firing at your head\\
Your quest for all the Power Weapons\\
Soon will leave you dead\\
For cryin' out loud, you have an SMG\\
In Free For All or in a Brawl\\
They just might save your life!''\\
[Chorus]\\
'' It's nice to find a weapon on the map\\
Be wary when you play with me\\
It just might be a trap!\\
For cryin' out loud! I'll let them come to me!\\
I'll just wait and watch the bait\\
And use my [=SMGs!=]''\\
[Chorus]\\
''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''
-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns''

->''Yeah, one in each hand!''
-->--'''Any given playable character''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor''; [[ShoutOut and/or]] '''The VideoGame/{{Postal}} Dude''', ''Postal 2: Paradise Lost''

->''Double the gun, double the fun!''
-->---'''Sam Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter''
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