->'''Chris:''' Johnny squares off with Goro, then, in an act of supreme courage that shows us why he will be the one to save humanity, drops down, punches Goro in the balls and runs away. Raiden finds this hilarious.\\
'''Matt''': That’s actually a Classic Johnny Cage ''Mortal Kombat'' Fatality.\\
'''Chris''': Is it really? I just assumed he’d been watching ''{{King of the Hill}}'', though the lack of “THAT’S MY PURSE!” should’ve tipped me off.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-mortal-kombat-1995-part-two/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''

->''"Hey, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!"''
-->-- '''Jack Slater''', ''Film/LastActionHero''

->''A trauma to the groin, boys, a trauma to the groin! Nothin's quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin! There is no wit more pretty, there is no joke divine, or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin!''
-->-- Heywood Banks' "Trauma to the Groin"

->''"I am not suggesting here that only guys have privates. I realize that women also have privates, and plenty of them. But their privates are a lot more'' private. ''They are tucked safely away in various vaults of the female body; wheras the guy privates - which contain not only half of the guy's nerve endings, but are also a good 83 percent of his motivation - are, because of an incredibly stupid design flaw, hanging right out in the open in an absurdly vulnerable manner, like Harold Lloyd dangling from the face of the giant clock, waiting for disaster to strike. Almost every guy has, at one time or another, been traumatically whacked in the personal regions by a baseball or a bicycle bar or a knee or something, and this is the kind of thing a guy remembers for a'' long ''time''."
-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry's Complete Guide to Guys''

->'''Homer Simpson''': ''Ow my thingies!''
-->-- ''The Simpsons'' ("Goo Goo Gai Pan")

->'''Homer Simpson''': ''I say, I say, my groin!''
-->-- ''The Simpsons'' ("Mr Spritz Goes To Washington")

->'''Mannish Man the Minotaur''': ''You're the goodest of heart and most righteous hero I've seen here. Tenderness! Ingenuity! Bravery! Nard kicking ability!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' ("The Enchiridion!")

->'''Duncan''': ''Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why?!?!''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama Action]]'' ("One Million Bucks, B.C.")

->''"Right in the mummy-daddy button!"''
-->-- '''Fat Bastard''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->''Well Emil, I guess it's just you...me...your balls...and this drawer.''
->''Say Joe, wouldn't a couple of Danishes go great with this coffee?''
-->-- '''Pep Streebeck''', ''Franchise/{{Dragnet}}''

->'''Shunsaku Ban''': ''Gall-darnit!! Burn down my bar, subject me to torture, bite off my pecker...!! Who's gonna take responsibility for all that!''
-->-- {{MW}}, chapter twenty-six

->'''Bando''': ''What does the fate of mankind have to do with the fate of my '''balls'''?''
-->-- ElfenLied

->'''Leon Arnott''': ''The foot delivered an unending holocaust of pain as it rocketed into Zamboni's crotch.''
-->-- The 2007 LyttleLyttonContest, 3rd place

->'''Avril Lavigne''': ''Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.''
-->-- Maxim (September 2004)

->'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': ''HAHAHAHAH he kicked your genitals. Ninjas have no honor.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', ([[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p46 March 26th, 2010]])

-> ''"Oooh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!"''
-->-- WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, on a particularly nasty attack from the SNES version of ''Batman Forever''.

->'''Joseph''': ''"Wait--isnt he in the, uh... Groin-Kick-Void or whatever?"''
->'''Housemaster''': ''"I KIK HIM IN NUTZZZLOLOL!!!"''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''

->''"Ivan... do you remember, whenever one of you fellows got kicked in the nuts and went over, doing sports or whatever, how I laughed? I'm sorry. I never knew. I'm'' '''sorry'''''..."''
-->-- Lord Dono Vorruyter ([[GenderBender formerly Lady Donna]]), ''[[Literature/VorkosiganSaga A Civil Campaign]]''

->'''Jessica Jones''': You ever been [[CallingYourAttacks kicked in the nuts]] by a super hero?
->'''Bouncer''': [[OhCrap What...]]
-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Alias}}''

->''"Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz!"''
-->-- ''Thugnificent'', '''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'''

-> '''Creator/MarkMillar''': ''"Quit stabbin' me groin, ya wee baby man!"''
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/TheSimpsons Simpsons Comics]]'' #88

->''"What does this guy have against testicles?"''
-->--'''Geoff Ramsey''', commenting on [[{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake's]] favourite combat move

->''"Metal foot! Metal foot... to... mantenna array! Pain levels...Shatnerian... in intensity!"''
-->-- '''Marten Reed''', QuestionableContent [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 #746]]

->'''Chie:''' ''What the!? I can't believe this! It is completely cracked...My ''Trial of the Dragon''!'' \\
'''Yosuke:''' ''"I think mine's cracked too...C-CriticalHit to the nads...''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->''"My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!"''
-->-- '''Unnamed pirate''', ''NonePiece''

->''Barry shows Batman around the place, where humans have been subjected to the most bizarre, grotesque and inhumane experiments imaginable -- including electrocuting genitals, because it's not evil science without fried genitals.''
-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19537_the-7-stupidest-attempts-to-reinvent-batman_p2.html The Seven Stupidest Attempts to Reinvent Batman]].

->'''Gunn:''' Come on, baby, it's time to [[PlayingDoctor play doctor]].
->'''Abby:''' Betcha can't guess my favourite operation.
->'''Gunn:''' What's that, baby?
->'''Abby:''' A [[UnusualEuphemism vasectomy]]!
-->-- ''Film/TheReturnOfSwampThing''

->''"You have been kicked in the testicles!"''
-->-- '''Bill''', KingOfTheHill

->''"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."''
-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

->''"Right in the jewels."''
-->-- '''Duke''', ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever''

->''"Well, Larry, this brings a whole new meaning to the term 'dismemberment!'"
-->-- ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry Goes Looking for Love (In Several Wrong Places)''

->''But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain needs the storm? Does not your scrotum needs kicking?''
-->-- '''Beavis,''' ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', "Dream On"

->'''HE! STABBED! ME! IN! THE! COCK!'''
-->--'''Unfortunate CAT-6 mercenary''', ''Fanfic/MassEffectHumanRevolution''

->''What is your problem with my balls?!''
-->--'''Dexter Grif''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->''Check out the grip! Right now, his chances of having grand kids is dropping exponentially!''
-->--'''Tom Bergeron''', ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'', after a Slo-Mo Cam segment catches the fact that a dad put one of his son's groin in such a grip to push off in trying to save their camera.

->'''Wrex:''' [Grunt of discomfort]
->'''Shepard:''' Something wrong?
->'''Wrex:''' Mordin. He got his tissue sample alright. Let's just say no scalpel should cut where he cut.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork!"''
-->--'''Joni Ernst,''' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU "Squeal"]] ad''

-> ''In triumph, the [[PhysicalGod Blood Prince]] screamed its praise to Khorne, but whilst it was distracted, the warband's remaining Weirdboys unleashed a storm of psychic energy upon the deamon. It roared in rage at their impudence, crushing their minds with a gesture. [[DyingMomentOfAwesome With his final act, Tuska reached up between the creature's legs with his power klaw and made a gesture of his own.]]"''
-->-- ''Warhammer40K'': Codex: Orks, on the end of Waaaagh! Tuska.

->''He keeps kicking me in the dick. Why? '''Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!'''''
-->--'''Vegeta,''' ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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