->''"A single player won't address you as a fucking [=n00b=],\\
Or claim that [[YourMom he will shag your mom]] or [[IllKillYou set alight your pubes]]\\
A single-player won't [[SeriousBusiness denounce your skill with language cruel]],\\
Nor [[CombatPragmatist kill you for an easy point]] before you've learned the rules\\
A single-player does not take up space within your team\\
[[LeeroyJenkins Ignoring the objectives and your loud frustrated screams]]\\
They don't lurk in stating zones once at the highest level\\
And [[EvilIsPetty butcher Lv. 1 players]] in a grand, grief-tastic revel\\
A single-player won't invade you while you play ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'',\\
[[InTheBack Exploit a glitch and backstab you]] despite your combat rolls\\
A single-player won't hold you at gunpoint in ''VideoGame/DayZ'',\\
Poison you, and leave you with your nethers swinging free\\
They've never found the bungalow you're building in ''{{VideoGame/Minecraft}}'',\\
And [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof poured lava down the chimney]] while they laughed and laughed and laughed"''\\
--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's most beloved genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''\\
--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-stupidest-video-game-school-commercials/#ixzz31qLMT0DF "The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials"]]

->''"It was the'' JurassicPark ''of griefers, except [[InsultToRocks velociraptors were more welcoming]] because their little hands can't type "FAG" on a keyboard."''\\
--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1zp9h0Oed The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''

->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me ďa gay black faggot,Ē which may count as brotherly bonding."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-7/ Stuart Millard]]'''