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!!Season 1

[[folder:Tourist Trapped]]
->([[EstablishingSeriesMoment first lines]])\\
'''Dipper:''' (narrating) Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin' 'er easy... Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister, Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

->'''Dipper:''' (narrating) Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods. My sister tended to look on the bright side of things, but I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. That guy. Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came. And guess who had to work there. It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day...

->'''Dipper:''' I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just the other day my mosquito bites spelled out "BEWARE."\\
'''Stan:''' ...That says "BEWARB."

->'''Dipper:''' ''(reading Journal 3)'' Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I must hide this book before ''he'' finds it. Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.

->'''Mabel:''' Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything. ''(thinking) Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Legend of the Gobblewonker]]
->'''Mabel:''' A human-sized hamster ball? ''(gasp)'' ''I'm'' human-sized!

->'''Dipper:''' What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?\\
'''Soos:''' You're a side character, and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am ''I'' a side character?! Do ya ever think about stuff like that?

->'''Stan:''' Wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes: My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! ''({{Beat}})'' Her aim is getting better! ''(another {{Beat}})'' [[DontExplainTheJoke You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Headhunters]]
->'''Stan:''' You all know me, town darling Mr. Mystery. Please, ladies. Control yourselves.

->'''Mabel:''' I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!

->'''Stan:''' This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. ''({{Beat}})'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment Good thing I'm an uncle!]] ''Avenge me, kids! [[SuddenlyShouting AVENGE ME!!!]]''

->'''Mabel:''' ''(stepping over a prone body)'' ...He's resting.

->'''Toby Determined:''' Wow, your little knees must be sore... from jumping to conclusions! Ha cha cha!

->'''Wax Sherlock Holmes:''' Have you seen my magnifying glass?! It's ''enormous!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Hand That Rocks The Mabel]]
->'''Mabel:''' Check it out Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face!

->'''Grunkle Stan:''' "Pardon this garden"?! I will pardon ''nothing!!''

->'''Old Lady:''' If she says no, I'll die from sadness!\\
'''Doctor:''' I can verify that that will indeed happen!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Inconveniencing]]
->'''Mabel:''' The future is in the past! '''''Onwards, Aoshima!'''''

->'''Rap Music:''' [[PissTakeRap Homework's whack and so are rules! Tucking in your shirt's for fools!]]\\
'''Pa Duskerton:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''

->'''Wendy:''' Well, I'm probably scarred for life!\\
'''Dipper:''' Yeah, that was pretty crazy.\\
'''Wendy:''' I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink ''everything''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dipper vs. Manliness]]
->'''Dipper:''' ''(approaching manliness testing machine)'' Time to manhandle this... man-handle.

->'''Chutzpar:''' Hmmm, I smell... ''(sniffs before his hair dramatically blows in the wind) emotional issues!''

->'''Dipper:''' You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!]]\\
'''Manotaurs:''' ''(gasp)''\\
'''Dipper:''' You heard me, ''malarkey.'' So maybe I don't have muscles, or hair in certain places, and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! 'Cause dang it, Top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason, they're ''catchy!''

->'''Mabel:''' ''([[BigSisterInstinct concerned]])'' What's wrong?\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(glumly)'' I don't want to talk about it.\\
'''Stan:''' ''([[NoSympathy dismissively]])'' Good.\\
'''Dipper:''' It's just these half-man half-bull humanoids were hanging out with me...\\
'''Stan:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' Here we go.\\
'''Dipper:''' But then they wanted me to do this really tough, horrible thing but it just wasn't right. So I said no.\\
'''Stan:''' ''(thoughtfully)'' You were your own man and you stood up for yourself.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(surprised)'' Huh?\\
'''Stan:''' [[WhatYouAreInTheDark Well, you did what was right even when no one agreed with ya.]] Sounds pretty manly to me, but what do I know?\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(smiles to himself)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Double Dipper]]
->'''Mabel:''' My name's Mabel.\\
'''Pacifica:''' That sounds like a fat old lady's name.\\
'''Mabel:''' [[InsultBackfire I'll take that as a compliment!]]

->'''Wendy:''' ''(in Dipper's ImagineSpot)'' Oh, Robbie! You're a stupid, arrogant fraud! But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar!

->'''Pacifica:''' Oh, Grenda, by the way, you sound like a professional wrestler.\\
'''Grenda:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I wanna put her in a headlock]] and make her feel pain!

->'''Dipper:''' ''(as his clones start to perform an AntiMutiny on him)'' Guys, c'mon! We said we ''weren't'' gonna turn on each other!\\
'''Tyrone:''' ''(narrows his eyes)'' [[LampshadeHanging I think we all knew we were lying.]]

->'''Candy:''' Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. [[ThePowerOfFriendship But we have each other]]. And that is pretty good, I think.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Irrational Treasure]]
->'''Stan:''' Just remember: If you come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' There's a carpet-bagger in the turnip cellar!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' Well, hornswoggle my haversack!\\
''(both spit on the ground, then run off laughing)''\\
'''Stan:''' ''[[LargeHam DEAD TO ME!!!]]''

->'''Dipper:''' Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! ''({{Beat}}, gives an awkward side-look at the candle he's holding)'' ...[[TooDumbToLive And I was gonna]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic burn it]].''

->'''Dipper:''' We have to figure this one out quick. I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books.\\
'''Mabel:''' [[BrutalHonesty I don't think the one with the bell can read.]]

->'''Pioneer Day Lady:''' I'm sorry but we're all out of pink balloons.\\
'''Deputy Durland:''' ''(in the most dejected voice possible)'' Why did we even ''come?''

->'''Quentin Trembley:''' The only thing we have to fear... is gigantic, man-eating spiders!

->'''Trembley:''' ''Wood!'' My age old enemy...

->'''Mabel:''' I'm legalizing ''everything!''

->'''Pacifica:''' What? Who is that ''idiot?''\\
''([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cut to Trembley in a boxer's stance chasing an angry bald eagle]])''\\
'''Trembley:''' Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!

->'''Dipper:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Man, [[SpoofAesop revenge is underrated]]. That felt ''awesome!''

->'''Trembley:''' Children, [[ButNowIMustGo I am needed elsewhere!]] But I will always be right here... ''(motions as if [[AlwaysWithYou he's going to point to Dipper's heart]] [[BaitAndSwitch only to instead hand Dipper a dollar bill]])'' On the negative twelve dollar bill!\\
'''Dipper:''' [[invoked]] ''(looks at the dollar bill in amazement)'' Whoa! [[MemeticMutation This is]] ''[[MemeticMutation worthless]]!''\\
'''Trembley:''' [[invoked]] ''(proudly)'' [[MemeticMutation It's]] ''[[MemeticMutation less]]'' [[MemeticMutation than worthless, my dear boy!]] '''TREMBLEY, AWAY!!''' ''(jumps back onto a horse and rides out of town into the sunset)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Time Traveler's Pig]]
->'''Dipper:''' Here it is, Mabel. Our ticket to any point in history.\\
'''Mabel:''' Let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!

->'''Mabel:''' And yes, I ''am'' a witch.\\
'''Barker:''' Welp, time to round up a mob! ''(lights torch)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fight Fighters]]
->'''Rumble:''' Dr. Karate! You killed my father again!

->'''Stan:''' You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns: in case some ''maniac'' tries to sneak in a ladder!

->'''Rumble:''' The child gave me a taco!

->'''Rumble:''' Never underestimate that I have punches!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Little Dipper]]
->'''Dipper:''' Come on, no one even uses millimeters! That only makes you taller than me in Canada!

->'''Stan:''' Oh, Gideon! I was looking for someone to try out my new Mirror Maze! Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence. ''(walks off)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Summerween]]
->'''Summerween Trickster:''' You must trick or treat... ''or die.''

->'''Gorney:''' ''(cheerfully)'' I've been twaumatized!

->'''Stan:''' You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place and celebrate what really matters: ''[[SpoofAesop pure EVIL!]]''\\
''(Stan leads everyone in a round of maniacal laughter, followed by a beat)''\\
'''Soos:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I ate a man alive tonight]].\\
''(Everyone turns and stares at him)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Boss Mabel]]
->'''Dipper:''' Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.\\
'''Stan:''' What? I don't know ''de meaning'' of that word!

->'''Stan:''' Look I'm not gonna-\\
'''Mabel:''' DO IT!\\
'''Stan:''' Argh!... ''(singing)'' I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Bottomless Pit]]
->'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' Lately I've been tinkerin' with a voice-alterizing tonic, on account of my ''[[SuddenlyShouting HORRIFYIN' VOICE!]]''\\
''(a small boy cries and runs away)''\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!

->'''Stan:''' [[BlackComedyBurst Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?]]

->'''Stan:''' See, I lied to you. In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also]], [[YouAreFat you're fat]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Deep End]]
->'''Mermando:''' There are some who call me ''(strums guitar)'' ''Mermando!'' ...This is because Mermando is my name.

->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando reverse mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail!

->'''Mermando:''' Thank you for saving me, but... [[StatingTheSimpleSolution why did you not just roll me into the lake?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Carpet Diem]]
->'''Dipper-in-Mabel's-body:''' ''(winces in pain as he grabs "his" mouth)'' Ugh, braces are ''horrible!'' It's like my entire mouth hates me!\\
'''Mabel-in-Dipper's-body:''' ''(shudders)'' And why are you so sweaty... and ''awkward?''

->'''Mabel-in-Dipper's-body:''' ''(singing)'' Breaking stuff is so much fun! I am Dipper and I stink!

->'''Deputy Durland:''' A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!\\
'''Sheriff Blubs:''' My horoscope came true.

->'''Grenda:''' Come on, my Mom's age-inappropriate romance novels aren't gonna read themselves!

->'''Stan:''' It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be small, but he has ''big plans!''

->'''Stan:''' ''(cheerily closes a book about puberty)'' ...And ''now'' you know where babies come from!\\
'''Mabel-in-Dipper's-body:''' ''(with a ThousandYardStare) Goodbye, childhood...''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Boyz Crazy]]
->'''Dipper:''' Hey, is this the fingerless glove store? I like things that are dumb. I'm Robbie.

->'''Candy:''' I welcome you, death.

->'''Deep Chris:''' Hey, girl. I just wanna get real for a moment. And say that while we love being superstars, the real reason we do this... is for you. You specifically. Not the girl sitting next to you, but ''you.''

->'''Stan:''' Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!

->'''Stan:''' [[MemeticMutation Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!]]

->'''Robbie:''' Mr. Pines!\\
'''Stan:''' That's MR. Pines to you!\\
'''Robbie:''' Wait... what?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Land Before Swine]]
->'''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan! It's not safe for Waddles outside! There's predators! And barbecuers!\\
'''Grunkle Stan:''' That's just the natural order! It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious!

->'''Bobby Renzobbi:''' I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs?! Ah ha ha, yeah it does work for pigs, stupid! Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! '''''IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!'''''

->'''Stan:''' Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards! Get off my back.

->'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close, and we kiss accidentally!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dreamscaperers]]
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Remember, [[MotorMouth reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold]], bye!

->'''Craz:''' Radical!\\
'''Xyler:''' I also think it's radical!

->'''Bill Cipher:''' ''([[MoodWhiplash right after going into a bout of]] {{Evil Laugh}}ter [[UnwittingPawn over successfully manipulating Mabel]])'' [[DontExplainTheJoke It's funny how dumb you are!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gideon Rises]]
->'''Mabel:''' Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my ''grappling hook!''

->'''Dipper:''' ''(to Wendy)'' What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!\\
'''Soos:''' Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on you... ''(Dipper glares at him)'' ...calyptus trees! Heh! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! Saved it.

->'''Soos:''' Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?

->'''Stan:''' After all these years… Finally, I have them all.
[[/folder]]

!!Season 2
[[folder:Scary-oke]]
->'''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan! Karaoke isn't about sounding good! It's about sounding terrible ''together!''

->'''Mabel:''' ''(while talking in the tone of a mother admonishing a young child)'' Dipper! What is the ''one thing'' [[BrickJoke I asked you not to do tonight?]]\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(ashamed)'' Raise the dead...\\
'''Mabel:''' And ''what'' did you do?!\\
'''Dipper:''' Raised the dead...

->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I've seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
'''Zombie Behind Soos:''' [[TemptingFate (CHOMP!)]]\\
'''Zombie Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] ''(narrows his eyes at the Mystery Twins)'' [[AffablyEvil Seeing some 'yay' faces over here...]]

->'''Zombie Soos:''' Give it up, dudes! Your fighting only makes us look more rad!

->'''Zombie Soos:''' Oh, hey, dudes! By the way, I taught the zombies how to get into the fusebox! [[SelfDeprecation Among these dudes, I'm like a genius, ha ha!]]

->'''Stan:''' ''(appears with a bat and a pair of brass knuckles amidst a crowd of zombies)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Alright, you undead jerks... ready to ]][[NeverSayDie die]] twice? ''(smashes a zombie)'' The only wrinkly monster that [[ThickerThanWater harasses]] [[PapaWolf my family]] is ''me''! ''(to the twins)'' Attic, NOW! ''(the twins run to the attic)'' You want a piece of ''this''! ''(smashes another zombie)'' And ''this!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Into the Bunker]]
->'''Soos:''' This room is way creepy...\\
'''Mabel:''' [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour Not as creepy as]] [[TheInternetIsForPorn Dipper's internet history!]] ''Hey-o!''

->'''Mabel:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's hard to be scared with caterpillars on your face.]]

->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping tonight!]]

->'''Soos:''' I'm all adventure-d out. My face is tired from doing ''this'' all day. ''(points at his face while making a "screaming in terror" expression)''

->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself'', dude. ''That'' was awkward. ''(gives Dipper a warm smile)'' You can handle a little awkwardness.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Golf War]]
->'''ImagineSpot Pacifica:''' Uh, the section for old lady clothes is over there.\\
'''Mabel:''' Oh, yeah? Well, the section for people who lost at mini-golf is '''''[[SuddenlyShouting OVER THERE!]]''''' (points to exit)\\
'''Paramedic Xyler:''' ''(rushes in)'' We came as fast as we could!\\
'''Paramedic Cras:''' We heard a little girl got seriously burned!\\
'''Xyler & Cras:''' OOOOH! (high fives)\\
'''ImagineSpot Pacifica:''' I'm ruined!

->'''Franz:''' We're Lilliputtians! Lilliputt... It makes more sense written out than spoken.

->'''Mabel:''' I dunno, Dipper. Isn't this kinda... cheating?\\
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's ''rich,'' Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.

->'''Stan:''' Go to the golf course after dark, you say? I dunno... we'd have to break in, an- [[SuddenlyShouting JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!]]

->'''French Liliputtian in Beret:''' Je ne sais pas, sacre bleu, au revoir!\\
'''Subtitles:''' I don't actually know French.\\
'''Translation:''' I don't know, dang it, goodbye!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sock Opera]]
->'''Bipper:''' Pain is hilarious!

->'''Bipper:''' Human soda! I'm gonna drink it like a person! ''(pours soda can into his eyeballs)''

->'''Bipper:''' I mean, who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling?\\
'''Mabel:''' ...''[[JerkassRealization Dipper]]'' would.

->'''Stan:''' Whoa! Children fighting! ''(hoists camcorder)'' I can ''sell'' this!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Soos and the Real Girl]]
->'''Mabel:''' (while scanning the mall) Alright, Soos. Are you ready to explode the charm bomb on these poor, unsuspecting ladies?\\
'''Soos:''' ''(nervously sweating)'' Uh... But, what if I embarrass myself again?\\
'''Mabel:''' Eh. [[BrutalHonesty You can't be any worse at this than Dipper!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' Yeah! ...Wait, ''what?''

->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... [[{{Engrish}} anthyding can hadplen]]''
-->-- ''Romance Academy 7'' opening text

->'''Giffany:''' Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!

->'''Lady Shopper:''' ''(gets knocked to the ground by Soos on accident)'' Oh! My purse!\\
'''Soos:''' ''(horrified)'' Oh no! ''(mimes clicking his computer screen)'' Undo! ''Undo!''\\
'''Lady Shopper:''' [[invoked]] ''(gives Soos a DeathGlare [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment before talking in]] [[MoodWhiplash an unexpectedly serious tone of voice]])'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can't undo]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech who YOU ARE!]]''

->'''Soos:''' Or maybe it's pronounced "''Jiff''-any"? I was never really sure.

->'''Soos:''' I have to go to the bathroom for a long time... Not in a weird way!

->'''Melody:''' ''Never'' [[NoodleIncident date a magician.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Little Gift Shop of Horrors]]
->'''Clerk:''' ''(happily)'' Hey, Mr. Pines! Should we play "toss me a dozen eggs" [[AsYouKnow like we always do?]]\\
'''Stan:''' ''([[OhCrap horrified]])'' No, Jimmy, wait! Not today! ''(gets egged) Not todaaaay!''

->'''Stan:''' [[IgnoredAesop Well, I learned nothing!]]

->'''Mabel:''' This isn't right! The pig goes oink! ''The pig goes oink!''\\
'''[[UpliftedAnimal Waddles]]:''' Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance!

->'''Stan:''' Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Forget that last part.

->'''Mabel:''' Ooh, old people movies! Get ready for references we don't understand, and words we can't repeat!

->'''Stan:''' You see, Mabel, those "monsters" are just tiny clay figures moved around one frame at a time by an antisocial shut-in.\\
'''Soos:''' [[CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation Those people are called "animators"!]]

->'''Stan:''' You shoulda bought something while you had the chance...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Society of the Blind Eye]]
->'''Soos:''' Dysentery's gonna get you dawg!

->'''[=McGucket=]:''' Hit me with your best shot Baldy, but my mind's been gone for thirty-odd years! [[PreAsskickingOneLiner You can't break]] [[BadassBoast what's already broken!]]

->'''Mabel:''' Your name is Toot-toot [=McBumbersnazzle=]! You're a traveling banjo minstrel with a song in your heart and funny tattoos on your head!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Blendin's Game]]
->'''Soos:''' ''(to Dipper and Mabel)'' Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I've been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike! I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes! Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Love God]]
->'''Stan:''' Soos! Lock down the shack and hide my shirts before anyone tie-dyes them! ''(aiming at the hot air balloons with a crossbow)'' They're slow. We can probably take a few down!

->'''Mabel:''' ''(to Robbie)'' [[BrutalHonesty I used to think you were a creepy jerk]], [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech like the human version of rat poison]].\\
'''Robbie:''' ''([[ComicallyMissingThePoint casually gestures for her to continue]])'' Uh huh... go on...

->'''Mabel:''' ...Also, you are ''not'' pulling off that V-neck.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(sighs)'' I know.\\
'''Mabel: [[SuddenlyShouting BURN IT!]]'''

->'''Teenager:''' [[TakeThatAudience It's Heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!]]

->'''Stan:''' What's everybody crying about? [[WhenIWasYourAge In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Northwest Mansion Mystery]]
->'''Pacifica:''' You wanna know why this room was locked up? This is what I found in here. A painted record of every horrible thing that my family's ever done. Lying, cheating, and then there's me. I lied to you just because I'm too scared to talk back to my '''stupid''' parents! You were right about me. I ''am'' just another link in the world's worst chain.\\
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. But just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them. It's not too late.

->'''Preston Northwest:''' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Dingley dingley!]] Is this bell broken?!\\
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX IT!]]''

->'''Lumberjack Ghost:''' Yes! Yes, it's happening! My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft [[BuffySpeak like more of a birch or... something.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Not What He Seems]]
->'''Stan:''' What did I do that warrants ''this'' much arresting?!

->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aM0oghrHOA Tyler]]:''' Did the ''entire world'' just hiccup?

->'''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' [[CurseCutShort SON OF A--]]

->'''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan... I trust you.

->'''Dipper:''' Wh-what? Wh-who's that?\\
'''Stan:''' The Author of the Journals... ''[[WhamLine my brother.]]''\\
''(Dipper, Mabel, and Soos all look on in shock)''\\
'''Mabel:''' [[GenreSavvy Is this the part]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall where one of us faints?]]\\
'''Soos:''' Heh, I am ''so'' on it, dude! ''(promptly passes out)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:A Tale Of Two Stans]]
->'''Stanford:''' Stan, you didn't tell me there were ''children'' here! ''(looks at Soos)'' ...As well as some kind of large, hairless gopher?\\
'''Soos:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah, I get that a lot!

->'''Soos:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fanfic, Stan.]] If not, I will be ''very'' disappointed.

->"When gravity falls, and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye..."
-->-- '''Fiddleford [=McGucket=]'s Prophecy'''

->'''Stanford:''' [[GoMadFromTheIsolation Who is it?!]] ''(immediately points a crossbow at Stanley)'' Have you come to STEAL MY EYES?!?!\\
'''Stanley:''' ''(glares at him in visible confusion)'' [[SarcasmMode ...Well, I can always count]] on ''you'' for a warm welcome.

->'''Stanley:''' You think ''you'' have problems?! ''[[FauxHorrific I have a mullet, Stanford!]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons]]
->"YOU DARE CHALLENGE PROBABILI-TIZZLE?!"
-->-- '''Diggity Dungeons & All That'''

->'''Dipper:''' ''(shudders after telling Ford about "Diggity Dungeons & All That")'' [[TakeThat Must've been dark times]], those [[TheNineties 90s]].\\
'''Ford:''' ''Yeesh.'' Sounds like a good time to be trapped between dimensions.

->[[TakeThatAudience "Hey! At least I am not all keyed up to watch a kids' show!"]]\\
[[SelfDeprecation "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"]]\\
[[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations!"]]
-->-- '''Conversation between Ford, Stan, and Grenda'''

->'''Stan:''' [[BlackComedyBurst There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.]]

->'''Dipper:''' There better be something protective under this tunic. ''(Turns away to check)'' [[GoingCommando OH, NO THERE ISN'T!]]

->'''Probabilitor:''' I'm turning into pure math! [[{{Pun}} WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!??]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Stanchurian Candidate]]
->'''Soos:''' Everyone in this town is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.\\
'''Tad Strange:''' Hi, guys. Tad's the name, and being normal's my game!\\
'''Mabel:''' Loving ''you,'' Tad!\\
'''Tad Strange:''' ''(holds up a slice of bread)'' And I love bread!

->'''Stan:''' Kids...if I die... Make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.\\
''(Dipper and Mabel both firmly nod [[SeriousBusiness with absurdly serious expressions]])''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Last Mabelcorn]]
->'''Wendy:''' Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. Mabel's like the best person I've ever met. We tried getting that hair the good way. Now it's time we try... the Wendy way.\\
'''Grenda:''' Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?\\
'''Candy:''' Mabel's not going to like this.\\
'''Wendy:''' Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!!!'''

->'''Mabel:''' Thanks, Grunkle Ford! But I'm okay! [[SpoofAesop Today I learned morality is relative!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Roadside Attraction]]
->'''Dipper:''' A girl gave me her email... and it ''wasn't'' out of pity! Woohoo!

->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul Bunyan]]!\\
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr. Pines!\\
'''Stan:''' Whoa, did that really work?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future]]
->'''Mabel:''' Summer's almost over...

->'''Mabel:''' I just wish summer could last forever...\\
'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up.]] Things change. Summer ends.

->'''Mabel:''' Just a little more summer...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Weirdmageddon, Part 1]]
->'''Bill Cipher:''' [[RealityIsOutToLunch Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme!]] Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!'''''

->'''Gideon:''' [[HeelFaceTurn Dipper...]] [[WhamLine will you tell her]] [[HeroicSacrifice what I did?]]

->'''Dipper:''' Mabel.. wherever you are, whatever happens - ''[[UndyingLoyalty I'm going to find you.]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Weirdmageddon, Part 2: Escape from Reality]]
->'''Dipper:''' Aaand this is ''worse'' than the apocalypse.\\
'''Wendy:''' Dude, this place hurts my eyes...\\
'''Xyler:''' Oh, that's normal. Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see.

->'''Stuffed Animal Tree:''' Bo-ba-do-do, I'm a stuffed animal tree!\\
'''Stuffed Animals:''' And we're the stuffed animals, tee-hee-hee!

->'''Dippy-Fresh:''' ''[[TotallyRadical FLIP-A-DIP-DIP!]]''

->'''Dipper:''' Mabel, listen... I might not have all the answers. I'm not stylish, and I'm not cool, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext I can't make pugs appear out of thin air.]] But I know one thing well, and that's you. And I know that even though you might act like it, you don't want to be in this fantasy world. You're scared of growing up. And who could blame you? I'm scared too. Look, real life stinks sometimes, I'm not gonna lie. But there's a better way to get through it than denial, and that's with help from people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through our whole lives. Just look.\\
''(Montage of [[FriendshipMoment the twins comforting each other]] plays)''\\
'''Dipper:''' We've always been there for each other. Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together! I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship! We're traveled to [[GoshDarnItToHeck heck]] and back to get you, and we're going back together! Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together!

->'''Mabel:''' You mean it? You're really coming home with me?\\
'''Dipper:''' [[BrickJoke Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.]] [[CallBack Awkward sibling hug?]]\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.

->'''Mabel:''' Sorry, Mabeland! But it's time ''to burst your '''BUBBLE!!'''''

->'''Mabel:''' Hey, Dipper? I appreciate what you said back there... [[CharacterDevelopment but if you want to take Ford's apprenticeship]], [[PetTheDog I won't get in your way]].\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(laughs and punches her in the arm)'' Psh! And miss out on your awkward teen years? You ''wish!''

->'''Xyler:''' [[UsefulNotes/{{Existentialism}} Are we real? Is this reality?]] Creator/JeanPaulSartre postulated that [[StrawNihilist every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance]].\\
'''Craz:''' [[TheAntiNihilist Totally righteous, bro!]]\\
'''Xyler:''' ''I know!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Weirdmageddon, Part 3: Take Back The Falls]]
->'''Stan:''' I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares. I listen to a lot of AM radio, so I knew what this meant. The end of the world...

->'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day, but this is the first one that ''won't'' be used for evil!

->'''Larry King's Disembodied Wax Head:''' They made the house into a robot! ...''Fascinating.''

->'''Tad Strange:''' ''([[DissonantSerenity cheerily]])'' This experience will forever scar Tad Strange!

->'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(to Ford)'' Last chance: tell me how to take Weirdmageddon global and I'll spare the kids!\\
'''Dipper:''' No! Don't do it!\\
'''Mabel:''' Yeah! Bill makes bad deals!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher]] [[EyeScream in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of blue spray paint]])'' Ow! [[RunningGag Not again!]] [[LampshadeHanging Why?!]] Every ''time!''\\
'''Stan:''' Nice shot, pumpkin!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' I ''just'' regenerated that eye!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(triumphantly)'' I ''know'' that hurts because I've accidentally done it to myself! ''[[NoodleIncident Multiple]] [[EpicFail times!]]''

->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!'''''

->'''Bill Cipher: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS, I'M GONNA ''DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!'''''

->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me, you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!

->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A! '''[[VillainousBreakdown STANLEEEEEEEY]]!!!'''

->'''Stan:''' Heh... I guess I ''was'' good for somethin' after all.

->'''Grenda:''' I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!

->'''Wendy:''' ''(kneels next to Dipper as she holds out her fist)'' Hey, you mean a lot to me, man.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(smiles and fist-bumps her)'' You, too.\\
'''Wendy:''' ''(switches hats with Dipper)'' Something to remember me by. ''(Gives Dipper a letter)'' Oh, and this. Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.

->'''Dipper:''' If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there, [[TitleDrop somewhere in the woods]]... waiting.
[[/folder]]

!!Other
[[folder:Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained]]
->'''Stan:''' Soos, I will ''pay'' you to put your shirt back on.

->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.

->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!\\
'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.\\
'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?\\
'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.\\
'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging each other)'''\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!\\
'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!

->[[spoiler:'''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mabel's Guide to Life]]
->'''Mabel:''' Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous!\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!

->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''

->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Journal 3]]
->'''Ford Pines:''' "'Trust No One.' What an absurd and paranoid idea. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others - a strength I now realize was in my brother all along"
[[/folder]]
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