->''"Okay, okay, sheesh! I take it all back, Creator/{{Disney}}! [[ParentalAbandonment Go ahead and kill all the mommies and daddies you want!]] [[Disney/{{Bambi}} Shoot 'em]], [[Disney/TheLionKing toss 'em off cliffs]], throw 'em to the sharks, let 'em disappear in [[MissingMom mysterious and unexplained]] [[DisappearedDad pre-prologue circumstances]]! I won't say another word about it! All I ask, and it's a little thing really, no trouble on your part, is to make sure their offspring are plucky and resourceful and ''survive'' to live HappilyEverAfter. Okay? Please?"''
-->-- '''Sue''', '''''Mutant Reviewers from Hell'''''

-> ''"You are forced to watch as everything two small children do to survive WWII-era Japan fails miserably until they both die of starvation.''\\
''Holy '''fuck'''."''
-->-- '''quicksummary''' sums it up.

->''"It was the best movie that I never want to see again."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]'''