-> ''"Guess what, you are a G-MILF. That is a '''G'''rand'''M'''other that '''I''' would '''L'''ike to-[[CurseCutShort ]]"''
--> --[[{{Metalocalypse}} Skwisgaar Skwigelf]] [[note]]She doesn't fit the trope though. Skwisgaar's [[AnythingThatMoves just like that.]][[/note]]

->'''Apollo:''' Isn't she a little old for cute?\\
'''Trucy Wright:''' Apollo! Shame on you! Cute is eternal! Cute is timeless!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''

->'''[[TheCosbyShow Vanessa Huxtable]]''' Mom, you never said who that was!\\
'''Claire:''' "Vanessa, if you ''[[CantGetAwayWithNuthin live]]'', past tonight to become a mother of five, a grandmother of two, and can still wear a size 8 dress, maybe then you'll deserve to know!"
-->-- ''Series/ADifferentWorld''

->'''Chris''': I think a recurring theme for ''Smallvillains'' has been that we love the hell out of John Glover and his hair. Thatís a fair assessment, right?\\
'''David''': I dunno, man. I mean -- I -- wait, what? [[DistractedByTheSexy Iím sorry, I was looking at John Gloverís hair.]] Where are we? Who are you?
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-13-beacon/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Beacon")

->''"The main problem I have with the comic is the problem I had with [[Series/TheATeam the show]]. Hannibal is always hooking up with hot ladies, even though he's, like, 60. Come on ladies, he could be your father. Though it ''is'' Liam Neeson, so I guess it's understandable."''
-->--Spacey, ''When a Plan Comes Together", a review of [[http://www.comicvine.com/a-team-war-stories-hannibal-1-the-luckiest-man-in-/4000-203970/user-reviews/2200-14683 The A-Team: War Stories: Hannibal]]

->'''Joseph''': That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of [=GDILFs=] Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most [[PrecisionFStrike F*** able]] Grandpas'. I was number one. [[AccidentalInnuendo Beating both]] Monkey D. Garp from ''OnePiece'', and Uncle Iroh from ''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar]]''.
->'''D'Arby''': How...recent...is that picture?
->'''Joseph''': '''VERY...very...recent.'''
-->--JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged''
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