->''"BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD!"''
-->-- '''JohnCena'''

->''"Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!"''
-->--'''Mary Jane Watson''', ''SpiderMan #62''

->'''Bill's Wife:''' You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!\\
'''Bill:''' What the french toast?\\
'''Bill's Wife:''' Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?\\
'''Bill's Mistress:''' Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
-->-- Orbit gum commercial

->'''Passenger:''' Enough is enough! I have had it with these [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane]]!\\
'''Steward:''' Language, sir!
-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', "No. 1861"

->Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
-->-- '''Alex,''' ''{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}}''

->You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
-->--'''Rose Nylund,''' ''TheGoldenGirls''

->"Time to open a can of kick-butt!"
-->-- {{Wolverine}} before fighting [[TheRival Sabretooth]]

->'''Bart:''' I sure as ''Hell'' can't tell you we learned about ''Hell'' unless I say ''Hell'', can I?\\
'''Marge:''' ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

->''"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."''
->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->[[color:#000056: CT: D --> Oh shoot]]
->[[color:#000056: CT: D --> E%cuse my vulgarity]]
-->-- '''Equius Zahhak,''' ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh."''
->-- '''A joke.'''

->''"...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?"''
->-- '''[[@/HilarityEnsues Hilarity]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''SantaClaus''': Oh, balderdash and fiddle lee dee!
->'''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''': Whoa, language, Santa!
->-- ''SantaClausConquersTheMartians''

->''"He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"''
-->-- '''Annie Wilkes''', ''{{Misery}}''

->[[color:cyan:GG: Shucks!!!!!]]
->[[color:red:TT: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the [[HypocriticalHumor fucking]] language.]]
-->-- '''Jane Crocker''' and '''Dirk Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the ‘[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons}} ham fisted bun vendor]]’ third Doctor and ‘[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E1DestinyoftheDaleks}} spack off]]!’ fourth Doctor – his latest attempt is ‘microcephallic apostate’ (one day he will just say ‘you fucking twat')."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-twenty-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]
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